Does Kek vult resurrecting Egyptian Gods?
Starting with Heh, God of Infinity
Kekus Vult
roll for isis(rebirth)
Rolling for Thoth.
re-roll
Horus.
Ra
Anubis
sobek
I think no, no doubles.
Rolling for cat waifu Bastet!
Do you wish monothiesm?
>they think lord kek will reward their autism with digits
gib taweret
Praise KEK, give us your power.
What about Sekhmet?
Let her drink the blood of Monotheists desu.
ammit
Missing Khnum, destroyer of he who sacrifices children.
Should we worship you?
Rolling for the current pantheon being developed for Kekistan.
more like worship (You)
Ptah?
Are you sure, Kek?
I support this. Punish the vermim kitty.
Maybe he's busy? Is something happening now?
Or maybe he wants Keket to come back for some female-attracting memes?!
Yes
Hathor?
this is faggotry
Are there any gods?
>kekus vult
its "Desu Vult" you pleb
perhaps. still fun.
bes
Uhhhh...
Amaterasu?
Roll for Jesus
front page now, wew.
The rest of the Ogdoad.
Screw it, lets get some Ma'at Justice in here.
Failure
Let's find out
Gonna have to bring Thoth in before you can raise the waifu of justice
How about fucking NUT?
Anubis?
Does anyone here unironically worship Kek?
What experiences have you had? Has he altered your life in any way, or has he given any insights?
Islam?
>palindrome get
I imagine that's Thoth saying yea?
Just in case gonna try another: Sekhmet. To slay the normies.
Shu, He Who Rises Up?
Christianity?
Judaism?
Tell me, why does she wear the veil???
This desu
Rolling for Thoth, Hathor, Horus, Bastet.
>Does anyone here unironically worship Kek?
Everyone here unironically worships Kek.
This is an act of worship. Kek is composed of our collective memetic will.
How about Grandmother Iusaset?!
Re-roll
The supreme lack of digits seems to indicate Kek's desire to be our one true god.
roll for Ra
WELL OKAY THEN.
I believe.
Uh oh.
Is Kek sure he doesn't want Mut back?
I mean, she's named Mut after all.
Kek is the one true god of pol.
Shieeeet
Czeked
There it is
Kek, can I at least have a bastet catgirl when I die?
Regardless of whether we develop a pantheon or not, Kekism must be reformed to have an orthodoxy before Kekistan can be formed.
...
He is with us...
Argentina to become first world, America is great again and Assad recovers all Syria
>double doubles
Inexplicit permission to have pantheon anyway, and reform IS necessary.
We did it lads.
ISIS
Isis?
This is Sup Forums tier bullshit... KeK is cool but now your autism is showing
>pantheon permitted.
Keep rolling for gods then? Thoth again.
Anubis?
Rolling for Montu, God of war.
We need Montu for the race wars to come
Reeeeeeeee
kek only
ΘωΘ is with us!
I'm going to work on a divination/communication system between us and Kek/the pantheon.
Re-roll
FUCK.
Rolling for JESUS CHRIST. SAVIOUR OF MANKIND TO BECOME A PART OF KEKISTANI RULE.
Roll for Ra again
Remember, it should be designed so that normies implicitly believe it.
We all know, you know, but the normies do like their ouija boards.
Welp, I'll get started on it tomorrow.
Wish me luck and heka m8s.
o fug
give taweret, goddess of maternity and childbirth, protector of women. SJWfags on tumblr have made a mockery of her.
Ra
Sehkmet
If anything, it should probably Hathor, mistress of hot sex and breeding.
Look man, if you're a Christian, you're already committing heresy by being here.
You may as well just convert. Kek doesn't demand you flog yourself for looking at titties.
Re-roll for Hathor
I find it hard to believe Kek would want any organized religion surrounding him. He is a god of chaos... of rebellion... of laughing in the face of the serious and self-righteous. Organized religion always leads to a bastardization of the original message anyway.
Does 69 counter?
Taweret?
cow pussy is good.
bring on the hathor.
oh and horus too.
this thread and this meme are forced and retarded
kek is not the good of bad chaos. light is created from his dark
you truly are blessed
Kek is not pure chaos however. The chaos he is god of is primordial, meaning before creation. He is the one who brought order and light out of that primordial ocean.
What you speak of is the power of Apophis, a truly evil creature who seeks our destruction.
bastet waifu
>cow pussy is good.
>Hathor was worshipped by royalty and common people alike. In tomb paintings, she is often depicted as "Mistress of the West," welcoming the dead into the next life.
She seems workable. We probably want to have some girl pantheon members to entice female normies.
If we organized I call a spot on the Council of the Elders of Kekism
As said, Kek is the deity of 'primordial chaos', not 'hahaha chaos' like Eris.
We're also a decentralized hivemind, not a normie "organized religion".
It's fine.
B L E S S E D
>palindrome
Thoth likes.
Confirmed Bastet. But does this confirm Sekhmet? Does Bastet transform into Sekhmet or does Hathor shift into Sekhmet?
0-4 = bastet
5-9 = hathor
Doubles or greater = Separate entity?