Be american

>be american
>get shot

>be belgian
>get bombed

>be french
>get trucked

>be german
>get axed

>be british
>get butterknifed

>be swedish
>get grenaded

>be indian
>get flushed

>be australian
>get raped and killed by an 8 foot wide spider

THIS IS A BOT THREAD DONUT REPLY YOU MAYBE BAND!

Emu lad

They lost to Emus

>be Swede
>get fucked

>be indian
>get flushed

more like
>be indian
>get streetswept

fail

>be american
>still listen to radio to find "good music"
>be american
>consider 20mbps as "high speed fibre internet"
>be american
>credit card has no PIN or paywave, still stuck in the 1950s with magnetic strip
>be american
>can't find Washington D.C. on a map
>be american
>still use analogue tv
>be american
>still use imperial measurements
>be american
>save up for college at age 3
>be american
>pay $20 000 for cold medication
>be american
>deny global warming
>be american
>take credit for other people's hard work (the internet, ww2)
>be american
>install metal detectors at school but can't buy textbooks
>be american
>still use guns, pretending it's the wild west
>be american
>pay slavery reparations
>be american
>still use fahrenheight
>be american
>MR FUCKING 62%!!!!!!!
>be american
>eh? lo siento! no hablo español señor!
>be american
>employer owns you (insurance, mortgage, healthcare etc)
>be american
>still use 120 voltage
>be american
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $120 000 in debt and fined $15 000 for possess an illegal six pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot

>be russian
>get drunk

I hope if there is ever a terrorist attack in Canada involving the use of a rake as a weapon that I am alive and here to shitpost about it with the rest of you.

>Be a Swede
>Get grenaded by Mohammad

>be russian
>overdose

dats raycis

Epic thats the joke!!! i know that one. upvoted my good sir

Jesus christ how hard did you get cucked by a burger

nice bait you fucking retard

>be American
>elect nationalist

>be Swede
>pay niggers to rape your family

>Be Italian
>Enjoy the Sunshine

>be Canadian
>freeze

...

>be canadian
>get bitches

if you're talking about krokodil, a hot new meme, it's not overdosing that kills people who use it, it's that the product is very impure
if you're talking about heroin or something, then you're right, yeah

>be American
>make fun of yourself

>be australian
>get awesome

>He doesn't look for good music on the radio while doing donuts in the desert, or onnabeach, in his '95 Jeep Wtangler
Smdh desu rn family.

>>be indian
>>get flushed
That would require poo to find its way to the loo.

so why did you reply?

Remember when the crazy Iranian hostaged them in 2014?

>be indian
>get flushed
Silly swede, there is no loo in india.

this is all extremely very true

More like

>Be Mohammad Achmed in Sweden
>Get grenaded by Mohammad Yusif

>be Canadian
>fuck w/ mr. lahey and that cheese-burger-eating fat faggot randy

>this is le so true plz enrich and enlitean us Yurp xD
>>>/leaddit/
>>>/kys/

More like

>Be a Swede

Beat me to it.

Out
>europeen cousins

amirite?

Fucking speedo-wearing faggots.

WEAR BOARDSHORTS TO THE BEACH YOU WHITE NIGGERS

quite literally

Sure. I have no idea what mayme that is, but it works. Just don't be an old farm wearing speedos.

>be american
>get airplained thrice

>>be indian
>>get flushed
One of these things is not like the other.

>be belgian
>get taxed into oblivion
>Wife is of to fuck tullips.

>be Swede
>have to sit in the corner as your girl is railed by Syrian refugee

>be OP
>be a faggot

horrific

>be polish
>

Yeahnah, only if you're a soft cunt.