Abos: invented the boomerang

>abos: invented the boomerang
>australians: invented literally nothing

If culture separates us from animals, does it follow that abos are more human than Australians?

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you forgot the stick that makes noise, Australians literally BTFO

haha true

>germany: tribesmen who never became civilised, wrecked their homeland repeatedly for no good reason, had to be put on a leash for 40 years, then committed suicide

Does it follow that German is literally the emo teen with undiagnosed autism?

why are you so butthurt about the obvious abo superiority?

>a fellow british colony being so mean

Rude

australians invented the banner

youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E#t=01m46s
very true

>invented penile subincisions
Such an advanced culture.

And what is abo culture today? Living off assistance and drinking petrol?

Do my eyes deceive me? A German BTFOing Straya!

Cause they look like Argentinians.

Aussies invented shitposting

They tried to steal our name and failed.

>invented the boomerang
>over millennia never managed to invent the wheel.

/thread

Australians invented WiFi though. We wuz WiFi algorithms. Cunt. Also, various glues and we had a guy in the Manhattan project. Plus Australia is awesome. Fuck you.

Poles inventes the boomerang.

Didn't they make artificial skin and polymer banknotes?

>being this mad about being inferior to the master race abos

I thought boomerangs were cool too, but it turns out that none of the ones made for hunting / abbos used were actually made or capable of flying back to you. They were essentially a sub-par hunting method. 'Why', someone might ask, 'didn't they use bows then?' Because they never developed them. Their hunting methods were down to javelins (which requires you to make great spear-heads that don't break easily if you miss) and boomerangs, and they chose boomerangs most of the time because they were harder to break and easier to make. Their snare and trapping skills were also shit, and they burnt down forests in order to get food most of the time. It's a wonder they ever managed to survive for a few thousand years.

When they were told to make a straight stick.

I'm the other country.

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Australians haven't invented much besides the hills-hoist but our forefathers invented firebombing ARYAN scum

Wifi, etc

Turn your internet off you scumbags

>white

Don't worry emu niggers I gotchu

>actually citing your ''forefather'' deeds as if they were your own

We wuz kingz of england and shiet

Typical day in Australia

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So, how's that burning the White House going for y...

>Hallo, yes? You mean a dddjjereddooo.

The boomerang didnt return until the white man showed them how to ulter it. Also the hills hoist clothes line, metal storm, sam brown belt, Wifi, holden hurricane are all Australian inventions just to name a few. Also Aboriginals forgot how to make fire, they would wait for lightning to strike and carry it with them. 50k years in one spot and actually went backwards. Australia has been a federated country for just over 100 years and we slaughtered your nation in north africa and in your homeland in both world wars.

lesser known inventions include
the tank
the black box flight recorder
the term 'fuck off, we're full' - my vote for most influential

This is not how you get the falklands back mate.

I'm french Canadian actually, so I couldn't give less of a shit about what the loyalist did to the white house.

Get better bantz mate

>french Canadian
So you surrendered to the British colonists.

Surprise.

Yet the aussies are dominant. Because they had a history that went beyond throwing sticks.

Australians invented:

the refrigerator (1856)
the torpedo (1874)
the electric drill (1889)
the tank (1912)
electronic pacemaker (1928)
the clapperboard (1930, pic related)
what you think is a spork (actually called a Splayd - 1943) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splayd
black box flight recorder (1958)
ultrasound (1961)
the bionic ear (1979)
test tube babies (embryo transfer, 1984)
gene shears (1986)
Wi-Fi (1992)
gene silencing (1995)
scramjets (2002)
quantum bit (qubit, 2012)
quantum logic gate (2015)

What have you invented lately, Germany? Cuckoldry?

>be me
>do year in straya after abi (german graduation n' shit)
>go to some shittier town inside the country on my way to alic springs
>meet old abo
>he asks me to buy alcohol for cause supermarket wont sell to abos
>promises me to make a dreamtime experience in old abo ways
>buy him the cheapest shit there
>get drunk with him
>he actually believes this was a ritual
abos are retarded, drug addicts and a burden to australien society, just kill them already

You got doubled tapped with the worst of whiteness but good news germany is here to take that honour from you.

Boomerangs are pretty awesome though, a stick, that when thrown, comes back to you, how is that not just the best thing ever.

>Australians invented:
>proceeds to list things they did not invent
good try retard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions
good try retard.

>Not understanding how convicts work.

Because it's shit for catching food which is what it was designed for, they built a stick and wasn't till white man came that they learnt how to throw it properly.

australianmuseum.net.au/how-europeans-discovered-the-aboriginal-boomerang

british sent all their criminal whites there what do you expect, but lets be real even the lowest form of whites are way more advanced than abos

you got fooled by a drunk abbo.

Who's the intellectual now, hanz?

That's not bantz...
*That's* bantz.

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

This, even after you found out not to feed them grog you went ahead and did it anyway. Sounds familiar.

Ask yourself this: where would aboriginals be without whites and where would whites be without aboriginals. There is no way you can tell me they add any value to Australian society. To take it further they are a drain on their system and are holding whites back.

SEIZE IT

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Amerilard btfo how will your type 2 diabetes ever recover?

WRONG.
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Turns out they are pretty smart in spacial awareness, literally evolved to be specialists in desert navigation youtube.com/watch?v=o7_IY0puuo4

Still not human though, but Aussies are literally worse than Irish and that's saying something.

>it's shit for catching food
Who cares about that, it's great fun having a stick that comes back when you throw it.

Someone gave the Argentinian dark skin a little too much bantz at once and upset his tum tum it seems.

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We invented wifi you fucking roach.

>be me twenty somethin' years ago
> rich white kid on jeep safari down under
> Jeep breaks down
> a little man comes up to us, holding a spear. Trying not to chuck it.
> It speaks: aye mate, what are you up to cunt?
>
> We made it back to civilized country and I am now the proud owner of a nintendo Switch.
> The jiggaboo shall come in handy for when I want to swap cartridges ( we bribed custody with shark tales.)

You fucking dumbass WIFI is an Asutralian patent, dumb fucking german

amerifat you are a sad basement dweller, go ask your mom for some more mountain dew

kek

Link the bionic ear please.

STOP! For fuck's sake, this stupid baiting and belittling of each other is pointless.

>French
>Canadian
Pick one

Black box flight recorder. The black box flight recorder has helped make commercial air travel the world's safest form of travel. ...
Spray-on skin. ...
Electronic pacemaker. ...
Google Maps. ...
Medical application of penicillin. ...
Polymer bank notes. ...
Cochlear implant (bionic ear) ...
Electric drill.
WIFI

Am
And more m8

Get rekt

DON'T BE RAMA RAMA, HANS
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>America invented everything ever
>American ejewmavaction
>in 2017

Wtf have the krauts even invented?

I think the world would have been better off without Germany.

we made the fucking revolutionary rotary clothesline you turd

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions

A hollow tube and a spear thrower(aka an atlatl, aka the weapon you mostly give up using when you invent the bow and arrow)

Bikey Boys
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"My bike is a bird, I fly around town.
Looking for food, crawling on the ground.
Watch out because it might be you.
There's no tellin what my bike bird could do"

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>mfw im not a bikey bikey boy
>mfw cant do donuts and go nuts with that

We invented blitzkrieg in ww1. And used it to fuck you over so bad, that your general said "We went from a postion of being able to bargain for peace. To one of total defeat."
Hmmmm. I guess you could say we also invented hitler.

>americans: perfected the boomerang
You throw it one way, it comes back on the other side of the world and a few hours later you hear about how an entire village was bombed.

It doesn't get much better than that.

>australians: invented literally nothing
wrong

I wish I could fly an american boomerang and bomb the shit out of shitskins

can confirm aussies are worthless cunts

You should see all country women sucking abo cock in the cornfield bro.

Me too. Once again, American ingenuity.

exploooosion

Um no
>hills hoist
>spray on skin
>google maps
>electronic pacemaker
>battery drill
>Medical penicilin
>bionic ear

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so pretty

I wish I could use one to nuke mekka

POST ABOS PORN NOW !!!

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penicil was the nazis doing

O shit. I didn't even read his entire post, because "German".
That old black cunt con him something fierce. No wonder they fail so hard against the jews.

aussies invented the goon bag, its been particularly effective at destroying the native inhabitants, you americans should get onto this, its great, you can kill black people and take their money at the same time!

We invented the Ikara ASM

>Be Amerifat
>Spend billions inventing undecetable plane
>Plane takes off to chants of "USA!! USA!!!"
>5 minutes later gets phone call from Australia
>"Hey Amerifats! Nice plane, where ya get it?"

Be Germanistan..invent a shit hole so enticing to rapefugee,s that you have sacrificed your sole.

Be glorius aussie...invent "Fuck off, were Full"
Nuff said.

>Be "brave" French explorer.
>Beat everyone to coast of Australia.
>Greatest prize in history is within reach
>Get too scared to enter bay because of storm at it's entrace.
>Decide to wait out storm.
>Watch as ship of mighty Anglos sail through raging storm to claim an entire continet
Why are the French so cowardly?

haha i just looked it up and it turns out we invented your mum

>he doesn't know about the stump jump plough

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>he actually believes this was a ritual
It was, you met Pastor Flagon