How many of you can say your country never lost a war they fought, Sup Forums?

How many of you can say your country never lost a war they fought, Sup Forums?

Hard mode: no shlomos backed by the USA allowed

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>Didnt lose a war
>Currently losing a war to prisoners running rampant on the streets

the cops weren't on the streets so there wasn't actually a war and the moment the army got in there things were fixed, but nice try, burgerboi

America has never lost a war. We just quit trying to win.

OUT OF THE WAY
CANADA COMING THROUGH
NEVER LOST A WAR WE'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN
COMPLETELY UNDEFEATED
YOU BETTER STOP FUCKING WITH US Sup Forums!
Even though all these wars were probably just us tagging along with the US.

looking into the Wikipedia I only saw wars where Canada tagged along with the winner side

>tfw to intelligent to tag along the losing side of a war
I just can't relate with other countries anymore desu.

More of an uprising but lost 2 one the last one that led to our independence

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>tfw Sryia reminds you about losing to Somalia

loads of wars with the British empire, as I see

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>tfw Brazil smashed the fash before it was cool

muh emu war....

Not so fast, Crocodile Dundee...

I thought this war was a meme for years, and still to this very day I don't know how the fuck you would lose a war against some fucking giant birds

I'd imagine there are some giant destructive animals in the rainforest. Plus, your Army is kinda busy keeping social order. What would happen if the Emus targeted Sao Paulo right now?

>Vietnam
>Afghanistan
>Iraq

Feels bad desu

>Withdrew
>Still there
>pic related

>never lost a war
>cultural marxism

>1812
>Vietnam

>withdrew
Yea, because we lost.
Lose the ego for once man, people like you are the reason everyone hates Americans.

We have consistently lost the war within.

1812 wasn't a loss, you illiterate.

Fuck off. Ego stays, but we gotta tell it how it is: We're still better than everybody else

We won 1812. Pic related

I don't know what your commie teachers taught you, but Vietnam was a political football that the dems used to push diversity and tolerance. Do you think civil rights and the '60s would have happened without Vietnam? It was a JFK/LBJ thing that existed until Nixon got in to office and pulled us out of the perpetual war they created for domestic reasons. There's a reason Eisenhower's farewell speech warned us about the Military/Industrial complex. It's because he knew the Dems would use it to fuck the country.

The fuck it wasn't. It was an official loss, they burned the Capitol and then we let the door hit the brits on their way out of New Orleans and called it a victory after we already sent the ambassador to sign the conditions of our surrender six months earlier.

But you killed your enemies...

By the JTrudeau Doctrine, in afraid Canada's enemies have won in every war

Doesn't change the fact that the war was lost.
Better at what?

Nice meme history, seems that you know the two main meme events that everyone spams here.
In reality:
>Military stalemate
>United States invasions of British Canada repulsed
>Defeat of Tecumseh's Confederacy
>British invasions of the
United States repulsed
>Anglo-Spanish troops forced out of Pensacola, Spanish Florida
>Majority of the Great Lakes falls under American control

Hi!

Checked.

So when did we surrender? When was the Peace Treaty pass through Congress? What branch of Government in the US has the powers to declare and end war again?

In 1973 we had the Black Panthers, Nation of Islam, Hippies, the Peace Movement, the Immigration act of 1964, and the Great Society. I'd say mission accomplished!

As for the shooting people part, we said meh, got what we wanted, and went home. It wasn't about Vietnam, it was about destroying 1950s America and creating the monster we have today.

Switzerland is 1 out of 1. This premise is fucking retarded. Are you eating zyka babies for breakfast OP?

They would probably be killed by the cartels or by the homeless people, desu

Yeah I'll agree with you on
>mission accomplished

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil

One day you get there, my fellow leaf cuck, if you get rid of that faggot PM of yours

Never defeated, pic related on a technicality

>abortion is still a crime
>weed is still illegal
>trannies and fags are beaten on a daily basis
>no sandnegros coming and burning our houses

Despite the fact we don't have guns, I think we are doing pretty good, senpai

yeah, you have a point. I wouldn't want to be an unarmed jungle monster in a favela.

>Tfw most casualties in the troops were friendly fire between our planes that thought they were shooting at the enemy

>Tfw your army adopted the image of a snake smoking because your own president said it was more likely for a snake to smoke than the country get into the war

>losing drug war

I was fond of that parakeet character, though.

I believe, and I might be mistaken, but it's from "The Three Caballeros" by Disney. Old Disney is redpill Disney

>Song of the South

>losing drug war
You can't lose If you never expected to win, ay?

>tfw your country lost a war to a losing side
thanks, "allies"

>"tag along" with America
>they win
>don't "tag along" with America
>they lose
hmmmm

You can't lose a war if it never ends

>we came back from wwii with MORE Cars/vehicles than we SENT

stealing doesn't count nigger

America would rape you so hard

youtube.com/watch?v=hhkRQUtD_Jo

Oh yeah, that's why you avoid any contact with terrorist groups on the rainforest and ask us to deal with them, right? :^)

we kicked the USA's ass in 1812

Didn't we lost uruguay and the guyanas?

You didn't

Finland won everybody, the soviets, USA, Nazis and even ourselves!

I can't green text but what evs

> Be America
> Decide to invade Canada because of Freedom
>Have attack repelled and capital burned
>Gain no territory
> Sue for peace
>Win a battle after because some troops didn't know this
> Declare total victory
>60's Role along
> Try to defend Vietnam
> Bomb the hell out of the north
> Wait years to do this
> At peace talks with North Vietnam
> Get lied to, South Tells you that agreement doesn't mean shit
> South Vietnam falls to communism
>Still win because many gooks were killed
>A total success
>2001
> get attacked by Saudis
>Invade Iraq
> blow the fuck out of shitskins
> Kill Osama
> Well boys job well done
>Leave
> Create massive migrant crisis
> Fuck over Europe
>Create Isis
> Pat self on back