Year 9, only rolls here will count

year 9, only rolls here will count

Take Austrian lands in the Balkans.

take the caucus, spill mid east

push into austria, advising venice do the same

genoa continue to conquer turkey

Oh fuck, spill into Austrian land in the HRE region.

OP, remember that Spain doesn't have a bonus from Iberia due to me invading it.

Take turkey

Attack inland Spain.

Pretty awful.

Take the ottoman tile in italy, connect my balkan territories to my italian mainland

Ah lame I had a Pali
Same roll I guess

Kill the filthy niggers on that shitty island to the West of me for ruining my British Islands bonus.

I hate when people ruin my smooth sailing.

The potatoes are the worst, they're all around me.

Take Malta, Corsica, then into Spain. DO not forget my Med bonus OP. Leaving Iberia bonus in sig since it does nothing Either way.

Sail fleet west 1 tile

You can't take Corsica from despite the proximity. You'd have to sail.

Yes Irish "people" are cancer.

And plastic paddies disgust me. As a man of primarily French heritage, I cannot express how much joy it is to not be genetically connected to them at all.

Ah shit didn't see I didn't get full Denmark

Use 1 tile there for not gibsing me pali?

I am partially. I actually come from Scotland (Cuckland) and there is a little Irish on my mum's side. Most is British though. Have had to listen to tons of whining about how the British bullied the Irish.

Build fleet

you can get malta, but you can't get corsica. What are you going to use the rest on?
just realized I forgot that. Sorry.

If you're using the 1 tile free water rule do that stuff, otherwise just push into France

finish westphalia, spill brunswick

i want to play as portugal! independência!!

np m8

I'll give you independence if you agree to ally?

why?

no idependence 4 u

I show u, i show u all!!!

Because I don't care about Portugal. If you are willing to work with me, I'm willing to give you freedom.

Because spain is getting assfucked by the entirety of catholicism

Due to a bad roll by the french, the spanish have not only expelled the french from their territory, but have reclaimed malta as well!

Bonjour, you want independence? I'll help you.

Sail back to genoa

Attack Ireland some more and don't stop until they're all crushed again

Tiles are touching. Fleet battle with Spain!

Attack the Austrian land in the Balkans.

sail to corsica

Defend and retake Ireland

FREEEDOMMM

push east, link up with genoa

keep taking more ottoman lands until i reach turkey

Push into the French Further

Fill remainder of Danish players Ts
Spills east Finngolian

North fleet 1 tile W, 1 tile N using Scandi bonus

Revolution!

Attack Iberia.

Pali

Can you cede me the lands in modern turkey please?

m8 sail your fleet outta the bay they're useless there with the longstanding peace we've enjoyed

Gib independence!

Sorry, just focusing on the Austrians right now, so my fleet isn't that high on my list of priorities.

If I give you independence you agree to ally with me?

if i have filled them already i will, but you should roll into them, its only a bit

Why don't you fuck off nigger, you're ruining my precious time better spent colonizing other lands than your shithole.

And no, I will not enjoy raping you but it's necessary for me to keep my +2 bonus.

Your existence thwarts my original plans.

I counted it I'm pretty sure you did

May as well put the order in now you get a free tile a turn in addition to land operations

Only if I get to attack those dirty Italians!

The Irish are tired of being second class citizens

We deserve the right of self rulership, and to worship our own religion!

Thanks, I wasn't aware of that.
In which case, begin moving one of my fleets out of the Baltic Sea.

See what I mean?:

hmmm
Thoughts on the frogs?
They are the greater threat to us both.

You are potato scum be thankful...

They look okay... why are you fighting?

You idiots can't even successfully revolt.

At least we have national pride. Nobody is proud to be Portuguese

No, you deserve nothing other than blood and steel. You were conquered before and you're going to be conquered again.

And I'm going to teach you a lesson not to mess with me ever again.

Exactly, there is no reason.

I am leaving now, commitments have come up.

To venice and Genoa, remember who you are. You are Papal states. I urge that you two remain brothers and push against degeneracy in all of its forms. I am so proud of both of you.

Venice gets the entire peninsula and sicily. Genoa gets all greek territory in the balkans.

God bless brothers.

lmao you will never get the chance you fucking monkey, just kill yourself you leecher. s-spain pls g-give me independence. gutless cunt.

finish brunswick

The french have fought back against the spanish and pushed them out of catalan territory. The portugese have been freed and appear to be strengthening relations with spain. Meanwhile, the Irish have repelled the british attack on their soil and pushed them off of the island entirely
it's because france took malta

Continue the revolt against tyranny!

Fight back against the English, defend and retake our homeland!

Defend and retake Ireland!

You're a bitch. Your time will come. British invasion of Ireland is like adding Mr Clean to a toilet.

Continue to cleanse the Austrians from the Balkans.

Frogs wanted to rape Portuguese women and create fighting within the Church.
Send troops to invade France
Remember that Med Bonus

Stop sailing and take turkey

you forgot my roll
Take ottoman balkans

Portugal is cool. No offence but you did not hold off Claudius from me.

OP I had a pali and he had doubles, that's literally the same fucking attack value and it should've been a stalemate.

I should be still there on the goddamn island but nevermind.

Attack Ireland again.

Attack Spain more.

...

keep sailing

Well guess who is a country now cunt.

fuck sorry I didn't realize

spills conquer corsica and invade france

Sail to France.

My northern fleet should be 1 tile W& N per free moves and Scandi bonus on the prev turn.

Southern fleet 1t east, attack Holland

Can you recognise me as a kingdom?

Sure

By holland I mean english holland.
Spills below denmark

I recognise you even if you want to kill me.

Can you recognise me please?

Seeking support from other Catholics and enemies of England. Recognize Ireland as an independent kingdom and give us legitimacy in our fight against these savage tyrants.

Thank you!

you're recognised

Actually tbqh, I should be having all of Ireland from a previous roll, that previous roll I had doubles and I should've ended Ireland then because he wanted to build a boat earlier.

But no, you gave me one little piece of land, and I had thought that doubles = 11 territories, plus my kingdom bonus gives me a +1 so it should really be 12.

So in reality, Ireland should be dead by now.

Step off and stop copying my idea bitch.

what will you use your spills against england for?

Thank you! Now I am a kingdom!

I recognize the Irish as a Kingdom, in the hopes that they can fight against their oppressors.

year 12

If I can, move into England. If not because no fleet, put it towards a fleet.

If I can't do either than there's not much i can do with the spill.

Kill yourself.