Women belong in the kitc-

>women belong in the kitc-

-hen

-hen

what is up with her weird face

>"women"

Women belong with their feminine dicks punishing my boipucci until I pass out from being fucked like the cock slut I am.

If a woman doesn't have a penis she is of no use to anyone.

>-hen

/thread

Do a better fucking job at pruning mods ffs

Yet men are better cooks

Except for procreation

>women have eyebr-

-hen

she has eyebrows
eyelash is the one she lacks

I will bear her babies in my anal womb.

Stop watching porn.

Honestly when I don't masturbate I get even hornier and my head is filled with nothing but thoughts way more degenerate than usual.

I don't watch porn. I read Japanese mangas with erotic plots. I edge for hours with a vibrating buttplug and a cock ring until I can't think straight anymore and I blow a massive load all over myself.

>unironically using lunix

But women can't cook for shit.

Yes women are hens, we know.

All these incomplete sentences... Fukken should ban this fucker each time.

Same but without the buttplug.

>tfw cumming after 6 hours of edging

I can't cum anymore unless I have something in my ass.

Tfw Sup Forums made you anal centric

What can I say, traps are superior

fpbp

Haven't fallen that far yet. Not into getting fucked anyway. But I had pretty much irremediably deathgripped myself before even losing my virginity: never managed to cum from sex with a girl: I have to wear a condom, pretend to cum and finish myself off in the shower.

Had a drunk girl hell bent on showing me her "amazing blowjob technique" once. She ended up getting pissy because I didn't cum. So now I pretend.

>What can I say, traps are superior

This.

This. Not into ass play for myself but I'd definitely fuck a passable trap and if wager they make better gf material as well

Your gay