/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY SUNDAY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com/
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Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #7 3/10/17
youtu.be/VaNZ4Gm1ylM
>Pres Trump Health Care Discussion 3/10/17
youtu.be/yRYEQy2eSmI
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be/IcnBVg7b7Y0
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be/qGSEDSQpK6A
>Pres Trump surprises WH Tourists 3/7/17
youtu.be/DvK11Mc8xYs
>Pres Trump announces new Exxon jobs 3/6/17
youtu.be/niL5cceNcIc
>Tillerson/Kelly/Sessions Presser on Travel Ban 3/6/17
youtu.be/-Yi8nGNyJvo
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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I will not stop until every last KIKE is eradicated from the face of the Earth!

AWOO~

HEIL

Fuck animes though.

Rest in pieces ptg

I guess nothing much is going to happen for a long time

Lowest point will be in late 2017 I bet. (in 2018 the midterms are coming up)

MATILDA

Have you every accomplished any such thing and do you have any significant impact on that?

Netherlands would lose a war.

gas cnn

Please Sup Forums I am just a humble (You) farmer trying to find a white/gold maga hat. I can't find any on ebay.

>netherlands right now
youtube.com/watch?v=arVHjiNLDXY

Kiddies on spring break, people going to take vacations with family. It will be like this for a couple of weeks.

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>mfw Pinochet "jokes" are becoming mainstream

Awoo

Its contagious.

i can finally hear myself in these threads...anyone watch SNL last night XDDDDD

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Estonia is becoming the arch meme wizard.

>82k downvotes because MUH POOR PARASITES

topkek this is literally why leftism is a problem

/ourguy/ Joe Scarborough putting the heat on Trump and his puppet master Putin.

Reminder there are at least 4 million turks in germany.

If netherlands want to start a war we will fuck them over.

I was making death squad jokes before it was cool.

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>wasting your empathy on insects that are already dead

>Russian DNC hacker

Is Guccifer Russian?

what's happening there? also it's daylight saving so evryone sleeping in like its 8am but really its 9am

Come now, Netherlands won't start a war with Turkey.

>WHO WILL WIN
>4 MILLION ROACHES versus...
>40.000 SOLDIERS??
>Click here to find out!

U HONKIES EAT FOOD DAT AINT GOT NO SEASINANG HAHAHAAHAAHAH Y WYTE PPL SO FKIN STUPD??????

LEAVE ARE NIGE ALONE

Haha, where is the rest of this picture collection?

They can't even do it legally because they're both NATO countries

What does leftism have to do with it?

It just shows how dat window has shifted.

I say "jokes" lightly btw. It's like one of those

>Yeah Kyle needed a ride the other day.
>What in a helicopter?
>*uproarious laughter*
>No but really we should toss all leftists out of helicopters.

>niggers always going on about how they're superior because of their food
>"African-American cuisine" is all just white people food, but overseasoned and overcooked

>Sweden

Beyond that they don't really have any reason to. Just country to country IRL shitposting.

Oh my the ptg is running slow.
Seems like more and more Drumpfies are abandoning crib!

Who is your favorite person in the Trump administration and why is it Bannon?

Is there a hickok45 Pepe?

When is Trump doing a rally or anything really?

I guess so man. Thanks for trying to bait these guys into talking.

Talk shit about anime and call awoo posters furries.

3 days. On the Ides of March. Same day as the Netherlands election.

>didn't visit /ptg/ for two days, suddenly Netherlands and Turkey conflict

What the fuck happened?

15th is another rally. More EOs in the coming week and twitter shitstorms.

Well, asians other than the Japanese really can't I to war. For instance I'll present you with the battle of Cochin where 140 Portuguese beat 57,000–84,000 Indians, with most of them dying from disease (top kek)

Seriously, read up on Cochin. That battle was hilarious..just months of a few dozen Portuguese fucking with indians. Their allies were useless and ran away at the first sign of trouble

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cochin_(1504)


I'm the first day all but two of the cochinese allies fled when the Calicur fleet arrived. It was 160 ships 84,000 men vs 90 Portuguese and 3 ships. 1200 calicut died. No Portuguese died.

Pacheco just fucked with them so bad. This went on for months

At one point he got on a small ship and led the calicut fleet on a wild goose chase in order to give his ships time to prepare. Landed on the island and laughed at them and sped off. At another he had his ships not fire back at the enemy. They believed the Portuguese were out of ammo so theg advanced. The Portuguese opened up at once and shredded them.

Later he tricked them into crossing a shallow water pass. He had planted traps and caltrops under the water. When the calicut started crossing they got caught up in the traps and torn to shreds.

Then he learned of a sneak attack coming. His spies learned what the signal was. He had his men fake like they were asleep while he had scouts watching the advancing surprise attack land forces trying to come up on them. There were two waves of land forces. Once they were close enough he threw up the signal that was supposed to tell the second wave to open fire. The second wave attacked the first wave. They fought each other in the darkness. He actually made them fight themselves.

Eventually they all died of disease and had to withdraw. The next Portuguese fleet reinforced cochin and the poo in the loos were little opposition to Europeans from then on.

> tfw no Portuguese died.

Next week, on 15

never. he's a lazy president. slacking on the job LLMFAO
>drumpdftards voted for this
¨shoulda gone withh the more qualified individual ahaahahahahahahah

Putin is trying to get right-wingers elected so Erdogan is stoking anti-Muslim sentiment.

Turks are dumb fucking Turks doing cockroach spurned defilements before god things and Dutch are telling them to cut it out.

They went to protest in front of Turkish embassy and got BTFO by Dutch cops.

don't make me choose

What did SNL mean by this

youtube.com/watch?v=yfCCwEf_J5A

Haven't seen one yet, but about time.

Wait I read this, Trump asked specifically NOT to fire this man because of his track record and his current wall street witch hunt. CNN really loves shitting on the floor.

youtube.com/watch?v=a9YyJIf9KD8

best motivation out there

>Bannon was a WoWfag

Is he Sup Forums incarnate?

I'm not even going to open the link because SNL, tell me what it stupid thing they did.

We need one desu.

Keep the hood safe, g.

Yes, and everything he does triggers lefties. But everything seems to these days.

Yeah, today will be a hard harvest day.

Was it the spring break? Maybe a mass ban of people responding to the bot and by finding their way back.

If so thank kek for that. Seems like normies actually "got out reeeee"

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/ourguy/

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Uhhh...guys?

>What does leftism have to do with it?
It's the same logic behind it

They disapprove measures that sanction the parasites of society because muh egalitarianism

It really is because of spring break and the like. Its the slow times. Also people left like I did when the raid happened and everyone was being extra stupid.

Should pick up a little more around noon EST.

> giving SNL (you)s

why are these faggots stabbing oranges?

It's certainly controlling her brain

Awoo~

Because orange is symbolic of the Netherlands?

Ahaha what a fucking knob of a man Maddow is.

SAY IT WITH ME

PRESIDENT MICHAEL RICHARD PENCE

Because Wilders is like Trump? i don't fucking know anymore. everything i don't like is hitler

ooh now I'm getting scared

fucking faggots

Seems like the /jp/ was a resounding failure. They keep trying to spam awoos and poison the well but it never works.

As a symbol it's probably worse to dutch people than burning a US flag is for americans

we're going to war in the south China sea no doubt, better get ready for The Fourth Turning.

/jp/ raid*

Oh that actually happened
>Sup Forums was filled to the brim with normies and redditors
>Sup Forums made a thread claiming hiroshimoot banned all the mods for the entire site
>told them it is now time to be epic nazis and spam the entire site with Sup Forums
>mods on other boards did what our mods dont
>all the weekend trash got banned

Oh you mean Rachel "we are a democracy with rules, hehe I just read out classified national security documents on immigrant and border control on international television FUCK DRUMPF!" Maddow? Yeah she can fuck off

That's more symbolism than anything. Frankly I don't see the reasoning behind cruelly killing some bugs like that for no real reason. They live in the ground and eat too.

>national debt drops by about 25 billion in about a month
>that means in just 40 months, which is less than Trump's first term, he will already have paid off his $1T infrastructure bill

Yep, that's why most of the huge spending increase is going to the navy.

They're all old ones that I hatted long ago

the sketch was about some people that were presenting technology that would allow them to hear the thoughts of a pet. the dog turn out to be a trump supporter.

Spicer is such an all-around guy.. does a lot of work on the ground, does a lot of theorizing etc. Cool dude!

What did they mean by this?

How are knives not banned in Netherlands? It's 2017 Netherlands.

>guccifer
>russian

He's Romanian. Nice try you stupid fucking kike enabler.

>They live in the ground and eat too
Are you saying we should protect cockroaches?

I hope you'll never have them in your home m8, you'd think differently then

Good instincts.

The AWOOS are still here, right?

Reminder that Awoos trigger shills
Awoo~

youtube.com/watch?v=2tahFDAVf2w

Praise be unto 2017
Alot of good things are going to arrive due to a Trump victory.

>Are you saying we should protect cockroaches?

No. I'm saying it is cruel to gather some up from somewhere and cruelly kill them for no real reason.

>I hope you'll never have them in your home m8

That's a reason.

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>areola
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Do you know how many things we kill with fire when its available in Australia burger?