Be me

>Be me
>Be Brit-pol
>Learn HWNDU Season 4 may be coming to the UK
>Invent a few new faggy words for common items to celebrate
>Eventually the website goes live
>All you can see is a street full of Pakis and Poos
>thatcouldbeanywhere.jpg
>They all look the same
>No flight patterns in the background, because the entire country's a cloud covered shit hole
>Eventually a lucky user stumbles across it
>Tries to CTF
>Gets stabbed with an unbinned butter knife by a refugee
>Gets arrested for possession of an unlicensed knife
>Taken to the hospital
>Forced to wait for 13 days thanks to NHS wait times
>Eventually sees a doctor
>They use a rusty, used scalpel to remove the knife
>Doctor gets arrested for possessing an unlicensed scalpel
>"At least I can watch TV while I die."
>Gets arrested for not paying TV tax

Is the UK really the worst timeline?

Shit the fuck up and get to the point.
Did user get the fucking flag or what?

must of been really hard to rp that hard about all the stereotypes

You think I got all the stereotypes, you buck-toothed, tea-drinking, queen-worshiping, kid-diddling, limey? You think I have to stretch to make fun of a country that was once the world's largest empire, then had all of its land cucked away? You think I need to make fun of the fact you live in a totalitarian CCTV hell hole full of people who can't even express national pride without being labeled a racist?

gtfo of here and go sweep a chimney or something.

>You think I need to make fun of the fact you live in a totalitarian CCTV

Grats, you play yourself

also just dont go to London. i'm sure its the same as going newyork or Washington in america.
Also its been proven that CIA is spying on you 24/7 so u can talk much shit when u arn't much better.

You dont understand much of british humour do you?

>british """humouore"""

And now for something completely different, here's some really repetitive, semi-embarrassing situational """comedy""" featuring a man wearing a bowler hat and some paper cut-outs.

Shouldn't you be adding unnecessary vowels to words, or at the very least rearranging letters in them in nonsensical ways?

>stereotypes
Ah, so that's how you help yourself sleep at night.

Its coming to the UK?!

Ebrietas debut!