Why does the average Russian look like they're deformed compared to a white European? What could they do to fix it?

Why does the average Russian look like they're deformed compared to a white European? What could they do to fix it?

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Alcohol and drugs.

controlled reproduction

Jesus that looks like 2 guys.

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But that's an actual retarded person.

Jesus Christ, that guy looks rough.

7' Russian boxer
>SHAVE WITH AX!

Seriously what the fuck. He looks like a caveman

Hi!

>Ya? Hallo?

Isn't that the guy that was the inspiration for Shrek?

100 years of Communism.

small hands, small penis.
Like every russian

I have a feeling he satisfies his wife, pic related.

>begin typing an angry response
>remember its true

well i'll be

>Why does the average Russian look like they're deformed

Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder

That's what HGH does with your bone structure.

Damm i wanna watch those 2 fuck.

Must be living on all that fucking frozen tundra up there.

>When american says about deformation

>I did it for you honey!

I, nor anyone I personally know, eats that shit. I can't speak for the rest of the country.

would bang

She might be a fat fuck, but at least her face is symmetrical.

She could lose weight, but Ivan is never going to have a spherical head.

That posture is truly baffling.

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Looks like he went half way through a quick rundown.

>tough guy
>uses shaving cream

Cherry picking. That's like saying why are all Americans 600+ pounds or why are all brazilians actual monkeys or why are all Canadians moose. Obviously some fit that description but #notallrussians

At least.

In combination with getting punched triggering growth.

Dude, it's a fucking ax!

Can someone give me a rundown on this guy?

Why do you think? They're a race consisting of Hapas.

So this is who the Bogs were trying to become.

Well, there is actually a reason for that.
During 1917 revolution and years of bolsheviks terror, all best people of Russia was deported or executed. They simply destroyed their genofond.

That is the most badass wife i've hitherto seen.

7' Russian boxer who us now a member of Russia's version of congress.

Its not like that at all. That proxy cockhole posted like 4 people out of 140+ mil. Meanwhile US has 140+ mil only in obese land-whales. Thats without nigers, crackheads, rednecks, sheboons and anyone who has British ancestry.

It's hard sometimes to know where reality meets urban legend.

Here, fragment of movie about this time.
youtube.com/watch?v=R9xcBLlpNCU

Is that a cool way to answer your phone?

Asking for a friend

>Hallo ya? Ya it is.

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>mongol rape babies

Valuev, yes. This man, actually, is member of russian parliament. Excellent example of how much Russia is fucked up.

>they
>impying you're not the worst subhuman potato russian of them all

> tfw you guys memed me into buying an adidas tracksuit.
I'm not joking.

Huge difference between trying to lift something over your head and resting it on your shoulder.

>could lose weight
>never does
>that means shes better

Well, my country was damaged as well. Fuck you, russians.
Anyway, situation here is much better.

Yeah, I don't know how it works over there.

Wtf did I just watch? Russian holohoax?

That's it you fucking burger degenerate, you've done it, you've done it now.

He is the last remaining pure Atlantean, progenitor of Russian race and its eternal Ruler, Infinitely superior to any modern man in both mental and physical faculties, just like we are superior to Abos, 98% Neanderthal genes, the last bastion against the Sinagogue of Satan and the Eternal nemesis of Bogdanoffs.

No, this is events during 1917 revolution. You could be killed just for having good job/good education/property.

Thanks for the chuckle. Seriously though, he's a fucking genetic throwback freak of nature. Fascinating shit.

can I get a quick rundown?

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He is the best, but, unfortunately, not the only manifestation of the Russian soul.

def Bogpilled

I don't know Russians.

East of Germany, West of Russia, has the most beautiful women on the planet, by a wide margin, however.

look at Don King.....he smells the sheckels

Inbreeding and fetal alcohol syndrome.

He's pretty smart tho

>ruled by eternal dear leader
>native language is a minority
>is a russian lapdog
>not even trying to do anything about it
Yeah, it's not.

>Russia
>parliament

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In all reality, he is quite smart, and fully self-aware and ironic.

BOGGED.

but head is not supposed to be a hamburger

I kind of assumed that to be the case.

> be me
> have bought adidas tracksuit because Sup Forums made it look great
> google to know why this adidas thing in Russia.
> Find about gopnik culture.
> hears laughs and loud talk at a bench in the street
> literally spanish gopniks, young people with no jobs nor money to get into proper pibs.
WTF Russia. We re bros now.

>That pic
SAVED

>two chicks same time russia

That's a good way to piss a chicken off. Have fun getting pecked and scratched to shit.
>Inb4 chicken punt.

> dat flying kick
That is the best way to enter a house and totally makes sense.
Makes SWAT look like pussies

I think that guys face sums it up.

Where his head?

/propaganda thread

The propaganda writes itself.

>who was phone

In all seriousness:

1) Racial differences - forget hapas asian and so on, people in the eastern part of the european continent just look different from the ones in the western. That might create a slightly "alien" look westerners could find off-putting.
2) Alcoholism and drug use. Especially since people in pics like the ones in this thread are usually the dregs of society.
3) Bad nutrition, stress, poor living conditions in general. Poor white south africans who live in trailer-parks look weird too.

Forget inbreeding. Russians generally live in cities and don't have a cousin marrying tradition like muslims do.

Oh and lastly, a lot of it also comes down to differences clothing and style.

This dude for instance would look a lot more normal if not for his retarded haircut.

Aaaand /thread

Left gurrl looks nice though.

Cherry picking..
Just look at the guys in this video
youtu.be/xBuJcAKKeXw

It really does.

> not posting pics of Russian qts

I've dated few Russian chicks and both were smoking hot, dirty as fuck, and downright mean as shit. What else is there to ask for in a woman? (Sandwich)

Needs more mummy

It's an evolutionary trick. They're hot until about 30. Then they shrivel, plump out, and their faces melt.

This doesnt fit OP's narrative so thia will be ignored

too much HGH

At least the slammies have enough sense to cover up their inbred women.

Show us more cherry picked whores please

Looks like a bunch of 4' tall faggots. They picked the more human-looking ones out for the film and they still look off.

100%true... poland ukraine belarus and czech republic latvia, estonia and lithuania... women are more beautiful than average american by miles

>eee blyatt
>what you say about Slavs?
>we are hard worker
>and we are white
>you have problem with Slav but not Muslim?
>now watch me fuck your girlfiend

How do you respond, pathetic Germanics?

All Slavs have this look.

Mongolian blood