INDIA SUPERPOWER THREAD

Daily remainder that India is technically a superpower right now. There is still some time to switch your allegiance to the masterrace.

>strategically placed with an entire ocean named after it
>nuclear power with missile capabilities to strike any city in the world
>strong, growing economy that was unswayed by any recession in the past 50 years
>young population that is only going to improve the country in the future
>a leader that actually has a vision, unlike the Ameriburgers voted for
>super-intelligent citizens
>beats the shit of Paki mudslums

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POO

IN
THE
MART
AMERIBURGERS

the guys who operate that brahmos system probably don't even poo in the loo.

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the guys who operate NASA probably don't even poo in the mart.

Ah yes, the "Superpower" that can't even copy a simple AK properly.

>probably don't even poo in the mart
No, of course they don't.
How is that an insult? kek

Indians think not pooping in a mart is weird now.

What?

No, you don't understand. It's considered patriotic to poo in a mart in America.

why is India lagging behind China so much? India has been under british influence, shouldn't it be actually more advanced than China? Is your caste system so shitty?

If people don't understand your "insult", it didn't work

Are these S-400 ?

>More than 80% of women in India have limited access to sanitary pads damaging their education

god damn it why are they so fucking filthy

walking around with shit, blood and piss fermenting and stagnating in their pants

imagine the smell

their weather is also very humid and hot

fuck man, it's as if fucking satan wanted to create the most disgusting beings on earth and then India appeared

Where is India again?

there is a pedophile at this present moment www.pampa.com.br who works with phrackers known as wilson and alex who uses the telecomunication assets to host onion websites

wow all that and they can't poo poo in the toilet

>Reminder that India is a third world shithole and its only successes are because of the lighter-skinned North Indians
>Reminder that we cucked you harder than the Germans and handed half your country over to Pakistan

Do keep in mind all that shit is result of curry. Curry shits are the worst shits ever.

do you not understand that using a toilet is a good thing?

just stick to the classics:
shart in mart

Yeah, they poo in toilets... ?

Can't you read? its brahmos, Russia won't sell s400 to India because it'd piss off the chinks

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get your s-400 drumpf air defense missile system outta here

Nah, it's just hypersonic missile. It's funny that burgers STILL can't create hypersonic missiles, and even fucking chinks already have one.

they are allies now,and they hate pakis which means they are good allies to boot.

oh god

We've had hypersonic missiles for decades

>MUH BRAHMUSH
>MUH BRAHMUSH
>MUH BRAHMUSH
>literally no one in the entire world takes this Russian export tier junk serious except maybe Bangladesh,Mali and Sweden but Poopniggers keep talking bragging about it like North Korea about their nukes

Brand recognition

So butthurt, so soon?

god, it's probably hell on earth, shit, blood, pus, semen, sweat, garbage and shitskins (I know, I just repeated myself) everywhere

cnn.com/2016/12/06/asia/india-betwa-frigate-flips/index.html

Russtard education everyone.

The nazis that designed the first hypersonic missiles went on to become the designers of all missiles in the US basically.

So when will you stop shitting in the streets, pajeet?

More toilets and less missiles, I'd say.

Ok, name at least one. Non-experemental 1-flight bullshit, but weapon.

IN

>"hypersonic" is same thing as "supersonic"

Sad!

SUPER POO-ER

I think it's better known as "San Francisco".

Cat can poo in the loo.
Say, Apu, why can't you?

Dog can poo in the loo.
Can you, Apu? Can you?

Monkey, too, can poo in loo.
I say, Apu, why can't you?

Sloth is slow, slow as glue,
Yet even he can poo in loo.

Elephant is big and large,
He needs toilet size of barge.
But he is smart compared to you,
For elephant can poo in loo.

Even Slav who dumb as bricks,
And barely rub together sticks,
When needs to go, what he do?
Unlike you, he poo in loo.

Rat is small and lives on streets,
Feasting on discarded treats,
But when it's time for number two,
Even rat can poo in loo.

Lying Jew who says "Oy vey"
And cheats and steals all the day,
Yet he knows just what to do,
He takes his poo into the loo.

Dirty Frenchman smells so bad,
He thinks that soap is just a fad,
Yet he cries aloud, "Mon Dieu!"
And places poo within the loo.

The time has come for our tale to end
So let's remind our Indian friend,
Unless you're stupid you already knew,
The loo is made for you to poo.

Why is this considered so amazing - Americans have had scramjets, which are far more complex, since the late 60s and could easily build something as good or better with ease it just doesn't fit the current doctrine.

They will upgrade them with POO warheads, capable of delivering nebulized diarrhea in a 20km radius from the impact point, effectively rendering useless the usage of LOOs in the area and ensuring that every street, water or food supply within the blast radius is irremediably tainted with fecal matter.

The new missiles will not be a WMDs per se... more like a tool designed to make a specified geographic area more suitable for ground invasion, by turning it into something that would make Indian soldiers feel like at home. Literally diarrheaforming, the Indian equivalent of terraforming.

kek

SUPERPOOPER 2020

Fpbp

You fucktard
All ballistic missiles are hypersonic

shit is still in the streets and at this point absorbed in your body

Just found this:
indiatimes.com/news/india/in-mumbai-ex-convicts-and-drug-addicts-from-norway-build-toilet-for-women-273276.html

India is such a backwards shithole that even Norwegian convicts and drug addicts do more to solve the toilet crisis than the Indians themselves.

Diarrehaforming kek

>brahmos

>Shit in the street
>Most people live outside
>90+ people die in lightning storm is normal
>super power

That's mean
Its pretty much a Russian Oniks and it pretty much can sink a US fleet with its exaust

>Indian intellectuals
>tfw the smell from your rotting wiping hand has driven you so insane that you can't even remember your own memes
It's SHART IN MART Raj.

on the entry from the ballistic tragectory? Can they fly low over water hypersonic?

It's quite insane tho, a Hypersonic anti-ship missile. Seeing it flying at max speed must be neat as fuck.

Well, its not really hypersonic, it's 2,5 mach. Some fighter airplanes can go almost as fast.

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That;s nothing pajeet. Look at this model.

>Indian Poomobile 9000

I'm OK with this.

Gib diksa pls

We already got s400s and s300s

Tch. Amateur.

Bump .
Happy holidays bhai
Bend your knees boi

LOO