Psst, side with us

We've got kebabs.

>Sprays
God we NEED pest control here

>Turkey Time

Fuck off roachie

But, I want to remove kebab.

It's always Turkey Time

Kebabs are tasty and they enrich your culture. Abandon your outdated, bigoted views and enjoy kebabs.

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>What did you say to a Turk with a Tie?

One BigMac with a Coke.

Top lel... Soccer is for faggots, faggot.

Watches soccer. Fucking normie.

But oranges and cheese are healthier

Kebab healthy Hahahaha
Massed up "meat" that looks like SHIT like u mudslimes

That's offensive. I'm offended.

Soccer is the epitome of high class entertainment. Weebs need not apply.

We can't, really. Netherlands is like the autistic child of Europe. The edgy kid that at every family meeting stands up to say the darndest things, like that we should legalize pot, child pornography, bestiality and lower the age of consent at 12, all while the rest of the family either shake their heads or put on an embarrassed smile. We never take them seriously but at the same time we are compelled to protect them from the horrors that the real world trows at them, like Turks.

That's cool. I respect you for sticking up for your family.

webm related

North is for the Nords you Untermensch.

Man I sure am gonna miss those zesty kebab kapsalons bought 3 am in Rotterdam, that was honestly one of the best meals I've had. Was good knowing you kardes

Thanks man.

I agree soccer is for faggots, football is how men call it

Civil war

Sup Forums pest control

That wasn't nice of you UK. Why did you leave that American behind?

Are they like donner kebabs we have here?
You can only eat them when your pissed and at 3 am also

Sauce?

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I'm not British, I'm Scottish you roach

dead snow 2 I think

The flag says UK my blind friend.

>kebab
>good food
shit tier food

shish taouk is where it's at turkbro

handegg is for faggots

Is anybody says "kebabs" ?

Atleast we have a family

They're similar but they put molten cheese on it with chips n shit honestly when you're in holland kapsalon is the magical word to say in kebab shops

Yes, turkish air defense.

>Netherlands is like the autistic child of europe
and when has your 3rd world country last been relevant ?

Actually that plane was shot down by f16 not AA

I dip my bullets in pigs blood and shit before shooting kebab filth in the gut.

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shallt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

>Turks want to impose sanctions
>Turks find out Netherlands has better economy

International organizations pls help us

Seni Türk şeytanı lanet olası iblisin kardeşi ve refakatçısı, Lucifer'in kâtibi. Sen ne biçim zebani beyisin, çıplak götünle bile bir kirpi öldüremezsin. Şeytanın sıçtığını ordun yer. Seni orospu çocuğu, asla Hıristiyan oğullarını tebaana alamazsın; ordundan korkumuz yoktur, ister karada ister denizde seninle cenk ederiz ananı da sikeriz.

Seni Babil'in bulaşıkçısı, Makedonya'nın tekerlekçisi, Kudüs'ün biracısı, İskenderiye'nin keçi sikicisi, Yukarı ve Aşağı Mısır'ın domuz çobanı, Ermenistan'ın dişi domuzu, Podolya'nın canisi, Orta Asya'nın ibnesi, Kamenets'in cellatı ve tüm dünyanın ve cehennemin soytarısı, Tanrımızın nezdinde soytarı, Yılan'ın torunu ve sikimizin ağrısı. Domuzun burnu, kısrağın götü, mezbaha iti, vaftiz edilmemiş kaş, kendi anasını siken.

Kazaklar böyle der, seni aşağılık herif. Hıristiyan domuzları bile güdemeyeceksin. Şimdi sadede gelelim, tarihi bilmiyoruz takvimimiz de yok; gökyüzünde mehtap var ve yıl da kitapta yazar; orda hangi günse o gündür burada da; öp götümüzü emi!

But Dutch women are human.

Says the mountain jew from a country whose entire contribution to the history of humanity can be summed up to inventing velcro and aluminum foil. Let's also not forget about the only thing you were ever good at in your entire history, which is counting the money of other people and keeping it hidden from their governments.