Russian bros explain this please

Is this why you guys don't smile?

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This was in the USSR times
Why would the government build this?
For what purpose?

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Russians are creepy.

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Was thinking this.

Now i know why russians drink so much

so this is the power of communism

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Cheburashka!

End me

This is how kids become cosmonauts.

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nothing is easy in russia
even slides need to be climbed
russia isn't even a real country
its a state of mind

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Like why the fuck would you put a dentist statue in a childrens park?

What the fuck is wrong with Slavs

This outside Comet?

Texan bros explain this please

This thread has potential. Keep it alive while I finish work in 30 mins.

Russians believe only retards walk around smiling for no reason.

The only times I see slavs smile are in porn or government positions

To remind them to wash their teeh or the dentist will drill a hole in your tounge

shiny and chrome, slide down that slide and you're gonna see some valhalla

>stainless steal
>direct sunlight

seems like they like their children how they like their steaks, seared in lard.

Russians will tell you that this is the "specific character" of Russia or the "russian soul" that makes this country "magical"

They use these buzzwords to justify the fact that their ruling elite is utterly corrupt and cynical, which makes everything and everybody locally also corrupt and cynical, and this is too justified by the "russian soul"

Russians pay enormous attention to the military and intelligence, but don't care about "details" like hospitals or housing

2bqfh thats every slide west of the Mississippi river

Whats wrong here?

Our art is like our

Terrifying depressing and pointless

>not knowing about Dr Aybolit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Aybolit

youtube.com/watch?v=YXiArrW4VXI

This shit stings you in summer
Pants wont protect your ass

the fuck is going on in this thread?

how is there even more than one "creepy slavic playground shit" pic, never mind a threadful?

Stop being an animalphob1ic, animals have the right to go to the dentist too.

>good chunk of population were serfs during the imperial times
>pretty lacklustre participation in 1st world war with piss poor results
>1917 happened and followed up with bloody civil war and invasions
>provisional libcucks government got btfo by bolsheviks, then they finished off remnants of white movement
>gommunism started
>few massive famines
>world war 2 meatgrinder started
>after few years found themselves locked down in the Cold War
>eventually everything started crumbling, economical hardships hit hard
>Afghan wars
>got BTFO by America, everybody lost faith in our ideology
>dissolution of USSR
>"omg, we love America now"
>90's happened, total collapse of institutions, economy and rampant crimes
>libcucks again fucked up everything and tainted image of democracy
>horrible Chechen wars
>realisation that US was never friend
>ended up with Putin's mafia state

Ya tell me.

I remember that as a kid, you just fucking deal with it by not being a pussy.
Any real boy had permanent scuffed knees bruises and some gravel embedded in the palms of your hands at any given time.

Bump for childhood terror.
>Did she tell you there's no good in the world?

Texas gets up to 110F in the summer

This slide will reach levels of heat that you find only on your stovetop

>horrible chechen wars

You guys should have just taken the gloves off and massacred everyone.

Welcome to the internet newfriend

There's videos inside of commieblocks on YouTube

pussy

>slavs
>white
now you know

More here. Bump it, get this to the archive.
sadanduseless.com/2014/04/creepy-russian-playgrounds/

Russia had a hard life

Pretty interesting thread.

My Russian TA taught me this one:

Teacher: Where are the best toys?

Children: The Soviet Union!

Teacher: Where are the tastiest candies?

Children: The Soviet Union!

Teacher: Where are the happiest children?

Children: The Sovient Union!

One child starts crying

Teacher: Why are you crying?

Crying child: I want to live in the Soviet Union!

Why smile
Its an effort
You only do it for people you care about

Or serial killers.

I don't think anywhere else on earth has playgrounds as fucked up as yours. Jesus Christ Ivan.

>Putin's mafia state
Give this Russian his vodka, first time I see a Russian poster telling how it is.

>sadanduseless.com

When did /r9k/ get their own website?

I picture all of Russia looking like it just went through a bad winter but the snow finally melted, showing all the dreary dead muddy vegetation underneath.

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If you force yourself to smile you will feel happier. It tricks your brain.

Forcing yourself to laugh does it to. Sit around laughing to yourself a lot and you will feel happy. Everyone will think you are crazy though.

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It really does capture something that I'm not sure even translates into English. It is both hilarious and sad.

that would explain a lot canadacuck, that would explain a lot

what is smile

>You guys should have just taken the gloves off and massacred everyone.
thats exactly what happened though, the army however was in a near complete collapse, so it was quite inept

Holy shit Ivan, what has Gommunism has done to you. Are you ok?

Before Disney and outside of the children of the rich, there really wasn't anything for kids. The recent Mary Poppins movie with Tom Hanks briefly touched upon that point. There's a RiffTrax on a promotional short from the fifties for a company that made giant balloon figures for parades. It's very near to this. They're trying to do something nice for their kids, but the result is horrifying.

It's like they sit around taking deep pulls off their vodka bottles and try and think of the most fucked up shit they possibly can.
>Perfect!

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it's made of aluminium which reflects heat much much better than steel I guess

that is the happiest russian playground I've seen so far and I still would't want my kids near it

There's an old movie in Russia about an animal doctor as far as I remember, it must be a statue of him

>Park designed by brazilian architect.

John: Mom! Timmy's hogging the arm-breaker!

Mom: Then play on the herniated disc until he's done, honey.

Could any russians answer, will you get your ass kicked if you smile in public for no reason?

>that one kid falling on the left

literally nothing wrong with any of this

That's cool

Wonder how many kids died.

yes
no

slav life, best life

In Russia smiling is shown as a sign of aggression, like chimps, but everyone else will beat the shit out of you. If you see them smiling in photos from time-to-time its just to make the western world unaware of the truth

Russians are depressed because they don't have enough multiculturalism.

I heard it that smiling for no reason makes people think you're a retard, in Russia.

there's no falling kid user.. are you okay?

Russians are in no way weirdest or creepiest out of ex soviet nations, Caucasus is fun place

my elementary school had swings that tall too, but I dont understand why you would need a ladder at the sides, or why there's a balance beam at the top. Social Darwinism?

This doesnt help

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We had the exact same stuff.
It was nasty as shit.

We also had gigantic long bigass slides that made you go cool and fast, but since they were plastic they also removed your skin.

Can you remind me the name? I wanna go on a nostalgia trip

The elementary school in my town has swings bigger than that. Is that abnormal?

The more light it reflects the less gets converted to heat. The metal while it conducts heat efficiently, also does better than a darker less reflective plastic.

You should try a plastic slide in the same ambient temperature.

Alright I laughed

Maybe he's phone posting?

That's a kid on a swing.

I will dump my pack of weird pics

this kid froze to death right there when his parents accidentally locked him out and ODed on krok

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This feels like a game over quote after I died in call of duty

It was pretty much the norm 30-40yrs ago. I thought they tore them all down and replaced them with rubberized ground/shredded tires and swings and slides it is virtually impossible to hurt yourself on.
>Land of the eternal lawsuits

Question for Russianbros: Why is their niggraffiti all over everything? I thought you were an overwhelmingly white country. Who is doing the vandalism?

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Nothing like some good ole ladas in the mud

It's considered deceptive

JESSE