Trimmed my nob hairs earlier to waste some time, doesn't feel too bad
Cameron Fisher
Bumping for Widders.
On an unrelated note, how many of you are on Tinder?
Jeremiah James
Tinder sucks, much easier to chat up girls in person for me.
Oliver Wood
Reminder that based Mick is officially /ourguy/.
Angel Smith
I get you, recently split with my wife and decided to try it out. Having this accent combined with how thirsty Swedish girls are works out pretty well.
I imagine the process is a lot easier in the UK though for some reason...
Jackson Richardson
Oh mate if I was overseas I definitely would. The (((Romantic comedy))) trope of the British leading man is a fucking God's send. When I was a younger more single man in the US it was like I was a fucking wizard.
As you know over here the only way to get at the quality birds is social circle game.
Hunter Stewart
Don't even get me started. I'm from Essex, the only game available was the absolute slappers. The quality girls were all super cliquey and it was impossible to get through.
Swedish girls are fucking mental, but casual sex is the easiest thing in the world. If i can thank my ex for anything it was dragging me here before the cuckening completely devours the land.
Kayden Rodriguez
Supp """best""" """ally"""
John James
Tell me about it. I had to drag myself up an entire social class to get my hands on some good English totty.
It does make me laugh though when I read about foreign "players" coming over here and complaining that they went for a walk round Bournemouth and couldn't find anything decent. The good ones wouldn't go anywhere near any venue that'd let you in, Pedro.
Might have to get myself over to Sweden. Last happy hunting holiday before I met my bird was to Spain, and the chicas are grotty as fuck. Only country where I've seen sober girls regularly pissing in the street.
Luke Davis
Sad that our quality chat's got stuck in the bad Brit/pol/ duplicate thread.
Gavin Gutierrez
Scandanavia is pretty decent but each has their downsides.
The Swedes are radfems. The Norweigians are mountain giants The Finns are drunkards. The Danish are... well... the lowest tier out of them but relatively safe.
Is there an actually populated Brit/pol/thread we can migrate to?
Owen Myers
I've met a few Swedish birds over here but they tend to be hyper radfems and I just can't put up with their nonsense for longer than 10 minutes.
It's right here, they made two at the same time and it split
Robert Kelly
>Danes >Lowest tier
Wat
James Nguyen
Somebody give me a short and long-term greentext story of what happens if Scotland votes Yes.
Jaxon Brown
>fucked
Carson Gray
I think I've finally broken lads
>be me >never ever had a gf >felt I was ugly since early childhood >never ever even tried to get girls, knew I was a ugly mutant from the start >immerse myself in lifting as a vain form of coping >still can't get girls, just use the endorphins to get me through the day >fast forward to adulthood >go to work, socialise fine with co-workers everyday, refuse to socialise outside work though, always ends in frustration and disappointment >parents have just stopped asking why don't I have a gf (or bf they say when they are desperate) >live alone, work, come home, relax, repeat >have decent amount of money >everywhere I look. There are happy people together, even degenerate fucking fags are happier than me >curled up in the fetal position and cried for an hour when I got home today >25 years on earth and I am fucking worthless
Easton Gomez
It's aiite, we can keep the homefires burning here so it's prepped for the big group up.
Purely on the fact that i personally know no danes... Would happily be willing to be proven wrong though.
Mate my partner of 5 years and wife of 2 left me cause she just wanted to start fucking other dudes. Shit hurt my pride so much you have no idea, especially as i'd moved country for her and everything. Granted, i now have the freedom to bang who i want, i still feel currently like i won't trust another woman fully again.
There are ways even for potato faces mate. Don't get mad at the game. Play it. Play the game and win, cunt.
Hudson Anderson
DELETE THIS
Christian Cooper
I'm 25
I'm on the fucking scrap heap. I didn't even do anything for my 18th 21st or 25th birthdays
I literally shouldn't have been born
Austin Cruz
Are you English? What are you doing in Sweden?
Zachary Cooper
Just Danes are stereotypically classed beautiful
Luke Hall
I imagine the EU would keep Scotland's dead economy afloat out of spite.
Jordan Ramirez
>Tunnocks Teacakes cost an extra 20p each due to border taxes.
>Tunnocks tax.
Brayden Anderson
Don't give me that shit. You are a child of Churchill, a servent of our great lady Liz. You pick yourself up and get some clunge.
May i recommend Tinder, at least as a way to get started. Build up that self confidence and be yourself. You'll be fine.
Tldr; >Married Swede >Moved to Sweden >Swede left me to go be a slag >Now already set up with a job and a place to live >Cba to move back plus all the Swedish puss i want up till the caliphate is installed.
I thought Danes were extinct. Don't think i've ever seen a real Dane. Multiculturalism has failed us once again.
Jeremiah Scott
>all the Swedish puss You mean all the Swedish trash? Upper class Sweden doesn't bang trashy Anglos and other Euros
Your story sucks mate, but you can come back from this.
Thomas Thompson
On the scrap heap? You're having a laugh aren't you? Your value in the sexual marketplace is going to keep climbing from now until you hit 40, son.
Sounds like you need to start with the basics though. Read Dale Carnegie 'How to Win Friends' and 'What Every Body is Saying'. That'll help you develop a social life and you can meet birds that way. Really the only one stopping you is you. Recognise that and you can start living.
Camden Garcia
Swedish trash on average is at least 4 or 5 points higher on the attractiveness scale than UK trash and you know it. I'm not after anything serious after the last thing went to shit, at least not right now.
Not read them but can give them a gander mate.
And i'm aware, but again... Easy lays that are way more attractive than back in essex. It keeps the ego fresh. The accent makes it so easy, it's not even funny.
Luis Edwards
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Ian Nelson
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Parker Morgan
>Swedish trash on average is at least 4 or 5 points higher on the attractiveness scale than UK trash and you know it. Trash is trash, poorfag
Jonathan Martin
I didn't mean come back to the UK, I meant recover! Nordic gash seems like the perfect tonic to be honest with you.
Heartiste & Rollo are good. Serious red pill truth about the true nature of women and how to manage them. Roosh V (the target of an insane feminazi campaign to say he was a 'rape advocate') more mainstream but also generally very good.
Joseph Garcia
>Trash is Trash >Puss is Puss
It's my medicine and i'll take it how i want, sport.
Since leaving her i've got back on my feet and really learned that i'm naturally pretty appealing instead of how she made me feel. I'm by no means a dudebro and have a bit of chunk around me but i can make people laugh and that's genuinely the best thing i've learned about myself through this.
The whole thing was borderline emotionally abusive towards the end. Feel so much better for getting out of there now. I'll be fine taking over Scandinavia for Queen and Country while the EU crumbles.
Michael Wright
>Britain has left the EU >Because of this, Scotland decides to leave the UK >All loyal Scots are outraged >Scotland applies for EU membership >Can't join 'cause their deficit is ridiculous >Tries to forge ties with new countries but gets told to fuck off >SNP lets in 6 gorillion migrants >Sweet highland lasses getting married to 6'2 Somali bulls >Rest of the UK is trading with Commonwealth countries and emerging economies like Shanghai. >The EU is disintegrating so there's less incentive for people to join the EU anyway
In short, independent Scotland is isolated, bankrupt, and hated by it's (previously) biggest trading partner (England)
Whereas in 'No' voting United Kingdom
>Scotland reaps all the benefits of being out of the EU and being part of the UK >The old docks of Glasgow are rejuvenated as trade across the Atlantic and to the Commonwealth exceeds trade with Europe >Scottish and English ports become hubs of commerce >The previously London-weighted economy becomes fairer as devolution to other British cities and Scotland and Wales allows them to prosper >migration is lowered to a net increase of around 30,000 instead of 300,000 >the people coming in have jobs to go to immediately >Britain has a rejuvenated place in Europe and the world, with booming economic figures, and economy to rival Germany's and a secure island haven due to the military might of HM Navy
God Save the Queen.
Angel Murphy
>kettle decided to give up the ghost with a nasty clicking sound and wouldn't turn on >fell into an absolute panic whacking it about the kitchen on the counters >slapped it repeatedly >it's mysteriously started working again Christ I thought I was going to die there.
Jace Russell
I'm glad to hear it user. This is why I prefer real life to Tinder - if you can make them laugh face to face then they mostly ignore how you look. Depending on the bird confidence is between 60 and 100% of the game.
Some women are just broken and can't be fixed. A powerful bit of knowledge that our "you go girlzzz!" has managed to keep hidden from most.
Parker Moore
Enjoy Scandi undesirables >he's too subhuman to enjoy Norwegian upper class life
Ryan Allen
Well done lad.
Connor Cruz
Well played sir. I also would have accepted turning it off and on again.
I shall return regularly to whimsy you all with stories of the north and my conquest.
>Implying anybody outside of America finds the Australian accent attractive.
Aiden Allen
Are you an anglo in Sweden then
Benjamin Hughes
>middle class banter
Ryan Perez
Not long to go, lads.
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you
"intimidates whites guy*
>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...
Jesus fucking christ. The triviality, the narcissism, and then for them to actually put it in the paper and validate her garbage.
Juan Walker
McEwan, who has previously referred to the Brexit vote as “a plebiscite of dubious purpose and unacknowledged status”, also took the EU and the British government to task over their handling of the refugee crisis.
“It’s a really hard test for Europe, whose behaviour hasn’t been exemplary: we should accept more people,” he said, according to El País. “England, for example, is only taking in 20,000 over five years and, of course, [the EU] should spend millions more euros to welcome them sustainably and integrate them. The worrying thing is that the European far right is using it to fertilise a racist field that’s already well fertilised.”
William Anderson
Galaxy easter eggs really aren't that great.
Austin Jenkins
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Caleb Campbell
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Joseph Ortiz
bit my hand again lads
Alexander Davis
More into Lindor myself.
Benjamin Torres
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Oliver Jenkins
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Ryder Anderson
Just goes to show how detached from reality these people are if they think a democratic referendum is anything like the Third Reich.
Ayden Smith
Hotel Chocolate for me.
Jacob Morales
Why'd you do that you silly sausage?
Jaxon Perez
Pussy
Easton Roberts
don't call me a silly sausage. apologise
Ayden Watson
Didn't this dumb bint complain about not being able to add up on Twitter or something?
Tyler Peterson
Sorry lad, don't know what came over me... I should sit down.
Hudson Brooks
thank you
Ian Parker
Wake up mongs.
Colton Baker
Blobby thread? Blobby thread.
Benjamin Rivera
>tfw the rest of the country got nuked and i'm the last one left BRITAIN IS NOW 100% WHITE
Isaac Price
>online form >unavailable for 12 hours a day
fucking tories
Jonathan Kelly
I'm awake.
Logan Powell
>fatty given ad role by Nike Remember that corporations push for every kind of degeneracy.
Alexander Gray
>fat cunts exist >profit maximised by pandering to fat cunts Capitalism is cancer. It leads to corporate virtue signalling
Nathan Rogers
remember corporations will do fucking anything for the shekles
