Brit/pol/- Nonce Protector Edition

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace EU workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on ‘Western Culture’
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>UK political parties at risk from Russian cyber-attacks, GCHQ warns
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/gchq-russian-hacking-cyber-attack-threat-uk-political-parties-general-election-threat-kremlin-a7625226.html

>MPs slam Theresa May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO EU
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

>Are Nige on Sunday Politics [from 6:10]
youtube.com/watch?v=PuH6EkZ2o2o

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youtu.be/EBb858df-kk?list=PLnj22RhNWJUqMc2MEof7piOG8cdMCIFc5
youtu.be/tUTJCIPsWwE
youtube.com/watch?v=ia8hddxLQlo
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Was it autism?

For a minute I thought it was discussing North African prostitutes ("""dates""")

3rd for Bomber Rimmers running legs

Im sure YKTD is just taking a very long holiday.
he will come back.
he has too.
he has too...

Slander that is.

WTF, another 90's presenter?

Is there some seedy photographer who has all these famous nudes on tap, as he "Casted" them when they moved to London seeking fame and fortune.

redpill me on north african prostitutes

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Look a bit like this

>It's the debilitating social anxiety and chronic depression that stops me from going outside
DUDE JUST PAY FOR MY SHIT I'M A CHRONIC LOSER
pathetic brown monkey

>socialist violating the NAP
Well I never

She worked as Page 3 girl, there are hundreds of topless shots of her. It used to be quite a normal way to get into presenting.

c-can i take it off?

I swear the closest are those Pretty-Polly Bra ads.
Some photographer somewhere has her nudes when she wasn't fat.
>Her husband's hard drive?

>Ruby The Heart Stealer

No, that's haram.

Hey.
Nonce.
>Leave those kids Alone.

youtu.be/YR5ApYxkU-U

But what if it's in my own home?

Well my 90's/00's adolescence be damned.
Ta.

Does Lucy Pinder have a sex tape yet? Been waiting about a decade now.

I've got a Holly nip-slip saved if you want that.

>Ian McEwan: Brexit referendum reminds me of Third Reich

theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/12/ian-mcewan-decision-on-brexit-vote-reminds-me-of-the-third-reich?CMP=share_btn_tw

Geri Halliwell was on Page 3 too. I remember it being much bigger in the 90s. Or maybe I was just a horny teenager whose parents had a newsagents.

youtu.be/EBb858df-kk?list=PLnj22RhNWJUqMc2MEof7piOG8cdMCIFc5

>tfw to smart for peace

...

You lucky bastard.
>Top Shelf dreams.

You're not helping me, Allah-Dammit!

>new housing estate

At least new housing estates look better than the old ones

She really should be sectioned.

Pathetic loser. Jealous much inferior mental inbred?
>nonce
I'm not a wog

Yes, but that's between me and her and Keeley Hazel.

>keeley hazel does have a sex-tape.
>KEK at Jordan's sex tape that had her guy sticking his Big Toe in her pussy.

>Ministry of Mayhem?

>women aren't funn-

>Dirty German Whore.

That is a textbook example of the 1,000 Cock Stare.

This Canadian bitch is not funny, and not attractive.

Just look at that horse face, jesus fuck.

>tfw not a britcuck

Actually, no. Ant and Dec.

Have the nudes of her leaked yet?

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>Jealous?
God No.
>You're a Paedo priest with a boat full of cum.
>You sail the waves sating your rasta-paedic impulses
>You don't care for Humanity.
A typical East India Company raping colonialist.

>I hope you get quadraspazzed on a life-glug.

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>Brazzers University
Isn't she like Armenian or something?

Ooh. Go on...

Lebanese.

Quality jej

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is that real, I refused to believe that Sarsour thing would tweet this

>brown nips

its over lads.

>tfw when have superior British wit.

>implying you wouldn't fuck her

Keely was disapoint.

>non-fat Willoughby nudes
why even bother

This. I'm out.

pathetic loser

>KEK

t. barely white country

i wank to this video on youtube at least once a month

top notch material.
a lot of her early work on kid's tv shows is prime wank material

Sarsour got arrested on that Day Without A Woman march, in case you didn't know,

Alright, calm down chubbychaser

fat Willoughby is pleasantly plump

Thanks.
That has left me feeling though;
>Disappointed.
youtu.be/tUTJCIPsWwE

I know; Like she wanted to make one but then had second thoughts.

>Fantastic beauty.

You're a Slot-Badger.

Got a link mate?

sharing is caring

Sup Forums's a bit mean sometimes, innit

>'A lot of the time, it's just a waste of time' Britain’s youngest MP Mhairi Black 'hates' Parliament and says she might stand down

Lazy bint.

Fuck off nigger

(fag)

>pathetic loser
Every single socialist and gibmedats whore ever

ask yer ma

That's where I first saw she had so much potential.
She used to present the "Fame Academy" BBC spin off show and wear proper short Denim skirts before getting a slot on the Ministry of Mayhem Saturday morning kids tv show.
The cheeky minx got in with of the the TV producers she would later marry, and her career blossomed.
>I like to think I had a hand in that.

>she might stand down

Good.

youtube.com/watch?v=ia8hddxLQlo


there's more where that came from

Oh wow, I mean ugh just ugh. That is like soo European looking and like Europeans are like really oppressive, I mean slavery anyone? So we need to like tear it down and replace it with an African and Oriental museum. That's justice.

>YAASSSS SLAYYY

its how we like it.
we dont need no special snowflake, "safe space" bullshit round these parts.

>translation: I'm the postergirl (but don't gender me) for politically illiterate regressive retards and want to get a cushy think tank job earning 6 figures at 20

Oh aye, still would.
Anyone for a rack of Amanda Lamb?

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lmao trust an SNP MP to get their feelings hurt in Parliament

Why do we even allow the Scottish in our Parliament again?

>just seen the Owen Jones has decided to leave facebook

Cucked into oblivion

No he's not. The sooner we accept that he's gone for good, the sooner we can all get on with our lives.

because, like most shit things, we have Labour to thank

I remember being 11 years old, watching this, and realising I was straight.

>hotels will need 10 years

It's called Airbnb. There won't be any hotels in 10 years that don't cater to the very rich and can't afford to hire white Englishmen to do the work.

Hotels love cheap shitskin labour. Competition from white people trying to make a living, not so much.

STOP

It's so nice to have her presenting This Morning along with Scofield.

Does anyone else just feel better when there are white presenters to morning shows?

Same goes for The One Show, hate it when they get non whites to present, it ruins the comfiness.

>2017
>still cucked to a monarchy

Well done.

>get on with ending our lives

ftfy

He's left facebook too? Response to his suicide note yesterday not good enough? Bix nood muhcukkkaaa!

We need a bit more meanness in general tbqh. Liberals have this obsession with just wanting to be nice. Guess what fucko? The world isn't nice, other peoples have no interest in wanting to be nice for its own sake. When our entire culture is focused on just being nice, we become mediocre, we regress to the mean, because you can't have beauty without ugliness, you can't have strength without weakness. That's not to say that we should act like arseholes, certainly not, we just need to stop being so afraid of stamping on a few toes here and there.

Better not send him this again:


s1.vocaroo.com/media/download_temp/Vocaroo_s1FNqaHzRTkU.mp3
Listen and share courtesy of one crazy nutter on here a few years back I'm told:

You joke but people genuinely think like this.
A sad state of affairs

Oi.
Don't use any publicly funded items.
>Like the Internet.

Just told TalkTalk to stick it lads.

Anyone here tried Vodafone as an ISP?

>Respect.