Toilet etiquette

OK, my Western friends; I have a question:
Why do you use toilet paper only to wipe? The paper will leave some goo and the smell.
Stool is hard and has a bad smell; why not use water and soap to clean?
Also, why do Indians not poo in loo?

Unless your toilet paper is totally shitty it doesn't really leave any goo or smell
But I agree it's still pretty gross
Doesn't stop me from going to town on my gf's booty hole so w/e

How do you use water an soap to clean? Doesn't that require you to wipe over your own shit with bare hands?

To be honest, I don't think there is an eloquent way to wipe your ass, in the end you're still wiping your ass.

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We use the left hand, and after that, you wash the hand with soap.
Also, how do pornstars keep their rectum free of feces? Do they use some kind of lavage?? or something? A colonoscope?

I use TP to wipe up most of the mess and finish off with wet wipes.

After you start to wet wipe you won't be able to stop and won't understand how you didn't do this before. Start using wet wipes anons.

Because wiping your ass with the Koran gets expensive after awhile

Fin or australian with a third world proxy.

Hope you get banned faggot.

Lexumburg shouldn't be a country. I mean, there is no point really. Catalonia and Scotland deserve statehood more than you, Belgium and Switzerland.
No offense.

Kek. Is my English that good, Petr?