Toilet etiquette

OK, my Western friends; I have a question:
Why do you use toilet paper only to wipe? The paper will leave some goo and the smell.
Stool is hard and has a bad smell; why not use water and soap to clean?
Also, why do Indians not poo in loo?

Unless your toilet paper is totally shitty it doesn't really leave any goo or smell
But I agree it's still pretty gross
Doesn't stop me from going to town on my gf's booty hole so w/e

How do you use water an soap to clean? Doesn't that require you to wipe over your own shit with bare hands?

To be honest, I don't think there is an eloquent way to wipe your ass, in the end you're still wiping your ass.

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We use the left hand, and after that, you wash the hand with soap.
Also, how do pornstars keep their rectum free of feces? Do they use some kind of lavage?? or something? A colonoscope?

I use TP to wipe up most of the mess and finish off with wet wipes.

After you start to wet wipe you won't be able to stop and won't understand how you didn't do this before. Start using wet wipes anons.

Because wiping your ass with the Koran gets expensive after awhile

Fin or australian with a third world proxy.

Hope you get banned faggot.

Lexumburg shouldn't be a country. I mean, there is no point really. Catalonia and Scotland deserve statehood more than you, Belgium and Switzerland.
No offense.

Kek. Is my English that good, Petr?

I bought a bidet on amazon for like $25. It's great. I'm shitting right now btw lol

>use toilet paper only to wipe
pretty pleb tier, take the brown pill mí

I use toilet paper and finish off with a BABY WIPE. This is the superior form of ass wiping.

If you physically touch poop with your hand you might as well be a savage living in a mud hut. Countries that do this generally have zero understanding of hygeine anyway.

Your hand is more absorbent than toilet paper? No. Now you have a shitty bum and a shitty hand. Wash your hands all you want, there's still shit under your fingernails.

Smart Idea.
Also, I have a question I hope someone helps me out.
How do you cut the perineum hair? I'm 25 and never cut it. Tried once with scissors and electric razor, but It's too tiring and awkward and injured my ass.

I'm white so I don't have ass hair.
>t.pink asshole master race

That's why we cut fingernails, user. How do I cut ass hair btw?
Well, femininity is a virtue nowadays in the West.

Exactly. Specific types of bacteria have protein particles extending from the cell membrane that enable them to adhere to surfaces like the insides of the creases of your fingerprints and palm. Basically, you are putting shit bacteria all over yourself if you dont use some sort of barrier in the form of TP/ baby wipes to distance yourself from your shit. You can wash, theyre still going to be stuck in the cracks, where they have lots of oil and food and moisture to eat and multiply off of.

The beard trimmer on an electric razor works very well, you just have to angle it right.

I'm not saying hand is better; I'm just asking how is TP enough? Wouldn't you walk around with some goo? I suppose most of you don't use baby wipes.

Like I said, I use baby wipes to top it off. Before I used to, sure, a tiny, invisible, negligable amount of poo would be left behind, but its insignificant because I dont do anything with my ass other than shit, and my hands (the things I put on my food) were shit free, which is far more important to me than having a miniscule veneer of poo on my inner asshole.

I wouldnt wipe the shit with my hand only, but dont you ever use your hand close to the asshole during a shower?

I usually wipe with paper and take a shower immediatelly, eventualmente cleaning with the hand. I try to time my day in a way im always home when i need to shit.

kek. fair enough. will go and buy some baby wipes now. about that ass hair tho. anything other than beard trimmer?

Thanks for the input, Brazil. But this question is only for the west. I'm not interested in other toilet etiquettes.

>Do they use some kind of lavage?? or something? A colonoscope?

They use heaps of shit covered wipes which they don't film, anal sex is inherently filthy.

Wet wipes cause sewage problems even if they are "flushable". You're only supposed to use one wet wipe but I know you faggots are using more.

I used to just pull my ass part and angle a razor in there to shave, but shaving is an issue once the hair grows back as its extremely uncomfortable. Best bet is a trimmer.

I'm better than two kinds of people you mentioned. I use bidet and don't shit on Street.

i am fucking a jordanian woman right now how does that make you feel? i am jewish btw. also, poo cloth master race.

I use two max, maybe one during the day to freshen up.

My shits are generally taken prior to a shower so half they time theyre not necessary anyway.

600 million of your folks are. pajeet. also srk is neet.

I use baby wipes as a finishing move.

did you washed your hands after shitting and before you typed that crap that i didn't read on that stolen android?

when you have a proper diet it doesn't take much to clean your poops, we have wet-wipes too though, and obviously we wash it all in the shower every day

>how does that make you feel?
nothing really.
i didn't hate you guys that much before Sup Forums

why are slavs always rude?

Just use an electric razor to shave your asshole

They use douches

ONLY REDPILLED WAY TO WIPE