HOW TO OBTAIN THE POWER OF KEK

It's been solved. True enlightenment comes from a lack of nut. This thot is the reason Kek left for millennia. It was only until a while ago a few of our bravest souls decided to go no nut before Kek finally awoken to battle (((them))). Currently haven't nutted since last night, and plan to go at least two weeks without it. Anons, resist your impulses in order to gain the upper hand in the (((eternal struggle))).

smdh over here desu senpai

Or a lack of Heh.

Kek looks down on you for using his name to promote cringe.

Nut is the female counterpart of Nu. Nu is the god of Nu-males.

Kek'd. Fresh new memes here lads.

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I haven't nutted since September. My reasons are personal and I don't expect anyone to believe me. This is between me and God. AMA if you want.

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what gives you the right to speak on behalf of Kek?

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We all speak on behalf of Kek. He confirms or denies with his digits.

Any benefits?

Nwt = Nawat

it's nothing to do with nutting, it's nothing to do with your sexual dysfunction

Checked

Also how so?

>ironically Sup Forums is reaching basic insigth about spirituality

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I'm going to keep monitoring this cringethread for more salty SomethingAwful socialist memes.

>Nofap so you are desperate for tranny anusgina,
wew

It seems as thus this thread has died off without original input

Directly the opposite of kek threads

how MYSTERIOUS!

how UNEXPLAI--

oh wait

>implying islam isn't full of ham