It's been solved. True enlightenment comes from a lack of nut. This thot is the reason Kek left for millennia. It was only until a while ago a few of our bravest souls decided to go no nut before Kek finally awoken to battle (((them))). Currently haven't nutted since last night, and plan to go at least two weeks without it. Anons, resist your impulses in order to gain the upper hand in the (((eternal struggle))).
HOW TO OBTAIN THE POWER OF KEK
Gabriel Long
Jack Young
smdh over here desu senpai
Daniel Ross
Or a lack of Heh.
Grayson Reyes
Kek looks down on you for using his name to promote cringe.
Asher Miller
Nut is the female counterpart of Nu. Nu is the god of Nu-males.
Hudson Wilson
Kek'd. Fresh new memes here lads.
Jacob Hernandez
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Tyler Morgan
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Blake Baker
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Ian Scott
I haven't nutted since September. My reasons are personal and I don't expect anyone to believe me. This is between me and God. AMA if you want.
Carter Wood
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Sebastian Martin
what gives you the right to speak on behalf of Kek?
Connor Fisher
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Parker Hughes
We all speak on behalf of Kek. He confirms or denies with his digits.
Gabriel Moore
Any benefits?
Juan Harris
Nwt = Nawat
it's nothing to do with nutting, it's nothing to do with your sexual dysfunction
Landon Flores
Checked
Also how so?
Robert Jackson
>ironically Sup Forums is reaching basic insigth about spirituality
Colton Sanchez
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Justin Martin
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Dylan Cooper
I'm going to keep monitoring this cringethread for more salty SomethingAwful socialist memes.
>Nofap so you are desperate for tranny anusgina,
wew
Nathan Garcia
It seems as thus this thread has died off without original input
Directly the opposite of kek threads
how MYSTERIOUS!
how UNEXPLAI--
oh wait
Alexander Brown
>implying islam isn't full of ham