Why do Slavs squat?

I have a feeling this is more than just a meme. Why?

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Because the ground is freezing

It's comfy.

Why do they think Adidas is a thing?

Next stage of human evolution, makes chairs obsolete by becoming self contained chair. Seating no matter where you go.

Keeps the legs limber in case they suddenly need to run from cops

third world squat.
It's actually fairly normal.

Still better than skateboard squats

I think it has to do with crowded Russian prisons forcing inmates to squat to save space.

It's a Gopnik thing.

It's a natural position that people in the West tend to lose the ability to do because we sit on chairs so often. For whatever reason it seems to have lived on in Russia.

It's an ergonomic position for loitering. You can reach into your track suit pants and jacket pockets easily, you can balance your arms on your knees when holding something heavy like a 40oz or a 750ml of vodka or a Makarov. You can use the ground in front of you like a table when you need to change things from hand to hand or put down your Makarov to take out your cell phone or pack of cigarettes. It's also a comfy position for street gambling.

I heard it was cos in prisons there are no chairs so they squat, and cos criminals are edgy and cool everyone acts like them

This, all humans squat except Westeners.

I'm bringing it back though.

They don't have so many chairs. Especially when sitting outside with their gopnik friends, drinking kvas and eating sunflower seeds.

That. Parents always warned to not sit on the cold ground.

It's so other people can get a whiff of their ass and balls. Our bodies give off pheromones which other people find arousing. Slavs go one step further by spreading their legs so that their ass can breath and give off a stronger odor.

Slavs squat close to eachother so they can all get a good whiff of eachothers ass and balls because slavs are natural faggots.

lel

First you get rid of roaches and now you want to help people strengthen their legs by squatting.
The dutch truly are the best.

Like sagging pants in America.

Sounds plausible.

You're sick

Chinese do it too. Most Amerifats can't even get down that low. Sad!

Not unlike niggers, slavs are a pretty violent breed.
A group of slavs where everyone stands upright will almost allways lead to infighting and homoseks rape, possibly death.
So slavs squatting is just their way to not itimidate other slavs leading to said sad results.

We squat because ground is cold, and communism didn't build benches.

this makes slavs seem pretty based.

would befriend / 10.

Correct

In Eastern Europe the governments didn't like to pay for park benches, so to avoid sitting on the ground and getting their pants dirty and asses cold they squatted, which was more relaxing than standing.

Sorry to provide a real answer

Igor huh?

It better facilitates passing of stool.

There is a saying: Whom wears Adidas, every girl will fuck.

That's how they sit in jails/camps. No chairs in Russian jail, they get used to squatting when relaxing.

Also if you raising your heels, real criminals could tell that you just larping cause thats uncomfortable

I kek'd

>I found meme pictures on the internet so that means it is still relevant and represents a group of people to this day

Point me one Meme that is not true.

I don't see how squatting is easier/more relaxing than simply standing. In fact, I think that squatting is actually harder and more tiring than standing

Western spy detected

That's more of an issue of flexibility. I can squat all the way down on my heels but it pulls on my calves so I can't do it for extended periods without it being uncomfortable.

1.) Ground is cold
2.) Ground is dirty(can't be fucking up the fresh Adidas track suit)
3.) It's comfortable. Stretches you thighs, hamstrings, glutes, and calves.

>The obsession with Adidas originates with 1980 Moscow Olympics. Sportswear for the Soviet team was manufactured by the German company Adidas. However, the USSR Communist party leaders forbid to put the labels of the capitalist company on tracksuits of Soviet athletes. Traditional three stripes were limited to one red. The dress shoes preserved its stripes, since the stripes resembled the letter “M”, stressing that the Olympics were taking place in Moscow.Although the company name did not appear on clothing, sneakers and tracksuits Adidas become wildly popular in USSR. Since then, it became THE sports wear label.

It fixes lower back issues if you are above 35 this starts if your job involves sitting all day. This is a legitimate yoga position.

There is already enough to hate on in other cultures, we should expect 1 or 2 decent things from even the most vile or depraved cultures that are actually good for you.

Yoga is a meme

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go to the zoo, that's how chimps hang out. un-evolved primates.

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Yoga is fine for flexibility and looking at cute chicks in yoga pants. Just don't buy in to the magic feel good nonsense.

Because theres no where to sit when your drinking outside and why would you sit on the ground and get your ass wet from the puke and piss and spit?

Cold as fuck no benches

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Are you left leg leaning squat master race? Are you both legs squat trash tier? Or are you a right leg leaning squat weirdo? Which one are you Sup Forums?

You need to stretch. Squatting is natural, and you shouldn't have to raise your heels

because: "в нoгaх пpaвды нeт", thats why.

Both legs obviously. If you have one dominant leg you're probably squatting in the smith machine you filthy dyel.

There is literally a bench in the background.

We're not talking about that kind of squatting obviously you dumb faggot. And i guarantee im bigger stronger more handsome and squat more than you and also more smarterer.

Do you even lift? fite me irl fgt

Having balls like that cannot be comfy.

Of course i lift Lamarius Quinton Tyronius

try squatting yourself, it feels good, cool, good energy flow to brain, nonthreatening to others but confident and selfcontained, strengthens legs etc all natural humans squat, if you don't it's your loss. try a one foot flat other foot raised heel if both flat is too hard for you at first

`Then why are you putting more weight on one leg instead of supporting your weight with both? Muscle imbalance is for newbies breh.

>Lamarius Quinton Tyronius

Too poor for chairs.

kek approves squatting

Slavs are not white

Pic related average Russian

>Why?
Too poor to buy chairs.

The same reason you write with which ever hand you write with

Why do slavs always wear adidas jumpsuits?

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In Slovakia and Czech Republic squatting is not really a thing. Haven't noticed any squatting at all until i found out this was a meme. Maybe more eastern Slavs do.

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I once asked my Ukrainian neighbor, and his answer was actually serious.

He said that it wasn't uncommon for the sidewalks and fields to be wet before or after work/school. So people would generally squat while socializing to avoid getting the seats of their pants wet.

they're too fucking poor for chairs. All their extra money goes to vodka and potato porn

LMGTFY

Dirty.
Cold.
No any bench near.

huh, that's a good answer

I can squat but I have to do it on my toes

can't squat flat footed

These are old pictures from 90s when criminal subculture was on the rise. Now even gopniks have sorted themselfes out and became somewhat bearable, you won't see people squat in the middle of the street unless it's some shithole that didn't get the news that ussr collapsed

Conserving energy for the Pumping Shtorm.
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Holy shit. How do you even come up with something like this??? Turn off you're internet, leave your basement, and kill yourself.

I know, how crude.
offensive much?