>year 2045
>germany
>wake up and salute isis and israeli flag because if i dont my tv will alert the cia
>go to kitchen to have a breakfast of estrogen
>go get ready for work and pop a hrt pill
>say "goodbye" and "have fun" to wife who is just getting up
>as im walking out the door jamal ahmadi is just arriving to service my wife(this is actually a career for refugees subsidized by the government to combat the unemployment among immigrants)
>bow to him
>continue to my pink smartcar
>fingerprint authorizes me to open the door and is sent to cia/mossad headquarters of germany so they know who got in at what time
>on the way to my factory job at BBD(big black dildo) inc.
>as a result of accidentally skipping a dose of female hormone pills a couple days last week i have a little more testosterone flowing through me than usual
>decide to rebel and drive the opposite direction of my job
>within a minute i lose control of my car and it turns around and begins driving me to BBD inc.
>CIA drives me to work
>car prints out a 6 million shekel bad goy ticket(inflation means this is roughly 2 thousand euros in todays money)
>turn off arabic cuckstep radio station 7 and get out
>car shuts off and locks as i send my fingerprint again
>go to work and spend 10 hours making black dildos with the other natives
>use employee discount to purchase strap-on at the end of the day
>hope this will allow me to perform some semblance of sex on wife(partner)
>as i come home i buy some legal weed with my days wage
>get home and jamal ahmadi's govt granted audi is still there
>politely wait in car and smoke (legal) weed for a couple hours before he leaves
>wave as he backs out
>finally enter my wife's(partner's) house
>wife's(partner's) son is home from school as is my state mandated artificially inseminated white daughter and her 45 year old middle school bf jamambo
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>go to wifes room and show her new goy powered vibrating bbc strap on edition 4000 and ask her if she would consent to me using it on her as i hand her consent form
>she declines and rips up the form
>takes the toy from me though and gets in bed and starts using it
>bummed out because i still havent had sex for years, i put on my VR headset and sit in corner of room
>no options for simulating sex with a girl because the merkel dynasty outlawed it due to encouraging rape culture
>have to settle for a BLACKED™ cuck simulation which is just a simulation of sitting in the corner of a room watching others have sex
>manage to cum through chastity cage as a result of years of practicing no hands fapping
>take off headset to find the same thing that i just watched happening again in this reality
>cum through chastity again
>TV prints out rainbow colored "good goy" sticker that voids my bad goy ticket
>salute isis and israeli flag
wtf
Yeah, yeah, Tyrone Gomez.
not with the big trump wall
In 2045, Germoney, Swedistan, France and Belgium will be interchangeable.
hello germany. why is tokio hotel's last album so bad? i used to love them ;_;
hello turkey. What exactly is wrong with dictatorgan? he use to call us nazis but bans every media which is not his opinion.
"What exactly is wrong with dictatorgan?"
EVERYTHING desu
nice to hear from a turkish person. Still hope
>year 2017
>58 %
the afd will prevent this "future"
i actually laughed so hard.
you can polish the story a bit and make a jpg out of it.
>I used to love tokio hotel
You cannot be serious.
Damn bref, you need to kill the sand niggers now
i had a semi-emo phase during their debut years
>year 2045
>turkey
>wake up and salute isis and israeli flag because if i dont my tv will alert the cia
>don't go to kitchen because only sheikhs are allowed to own proper home.
>go get ready for work and eat one olive with 10 grams of bread
>say "goodbye" and "praise sultan" to foreign made hologram tv which got sultan simulator on 24/7
>as im walking out the door jamal ahmadi is just arriving to check my home if there isn't any unhalal things(this is actually a career for refugees subsidized by the government to combat the unemployment among immigrants)
>bow to him
>continue to subway which got sultan pictures everywhere, pasted on a shit tier orange color
>fingerprint authorizes me to enter the subway and is sent to cia/mossad headquarters of shitistan so they know who got in at what time
>on the way to my job at mosque, learning arabic and memorizing quran via help of my sheikh.
>as a result of accidentally skipping a dose of halal hour a couple days last week i have a little more kuffar flowing through me than usual
>decide to rebel and skip my mandatory 60 seconds allah akbar
>within a minute foreign made chip inside my brain sends me electroshock
>*allah akbar* im feeling normal again.
>my halalphone prints out a 6 million shekel bad goy ticket(inflation means this is roughly 8 thousand liras in todays money)
>turn off NasheedFM and get out
>praise sultan and leave the metro with a good allah akbar
>go to work and spend 12 hours reading tafsirs with the other natives
>use employee discount to purchase top 10 nasheeds CD at the end of the day
>hope this will allow me to get promoted by my sheikh where can i afford 2 olives/day
>as i come home i buy some water with my days wage
>get home and jamal ahmadi's govt granted audi is still there
>politely wait in car and drink water for a couple hours before he leaves
>wave as he backs out
>finally enter my cave back, allah akbar.
>say praise sultan to tv, proceed to pray and sleep.
>>fingerprint authorizes me to open the door
Hey, at least no one can steal my car
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two types of muslims
the extremists that want to cut your head and the "moderate" ones that wants the extremists to cut your head
kek
It is simply a measure to make stealing cars easier for niggers, so they don't need to bother with locks and shiet
okay, schlomo. whatever
LaShananaque Juan Boutombo de Rodriguez, actually.
It's real.
They either want you to convert or you get killed. The moderate ones want you to convert or have the extremists kill you for not converting.
Allah balla balla
more realistic than OP
okay, but why are you telling me that?
you forgot to mention that electric and fossil-fuel cars are banned and all future cars run on finest african semen and air smells like cum
>and her 45 year old middle school bf jamambo
>year 2045
>wtfstan province, Great Russian Empire
>wake up and salute isis flag and putin icon because if i dont my tv will alert the fsb
>don't go to kitchen because only Oligarch allowed to own proper home.
>go get ready for work and eat 10 grams of bread and rice
> say "goodbye" to wife whom I stole from nearby village
>as im walking out the door jamal ahmadi is just arriving to check my home if there isn't any unhalal things(this is actually a career for refugees subsidized by the government to combat the unemployment among immigrants)
>bow to him
>continue to bus station which got Tsar’s pictures everywhere
>fingerprint authorizes me to enter the bus and is sent to fsb/cia/mossad headquarters in Russia so they know who got in at what time
>on the way to my job at bazaar selling horse meat, learning arabic and memorizing quran via help of my mufti.
>as a result of accidentally skipping a dose of halal hour a couple days last week i have a little more kuffar flowing through me than usual
>decide to rebel and skip my mandatory 60 seconds allah akbar
>can’t escape from bus
>*allah akbar* im feeling normal again.
>my halalphone prints out a 6 million shekel bad goy ticket(inflation means this is roughly 10 thousand rubles in todays money)
>praise Tsar again and leave the bus with a good allah akbar
>go to work and spend 12 hours reading tafsirs with the other natives
>use employee discount to purchase top 10 nasheeds CD at the end of the day
>as i come home I don’t buy anything because payment is monthly
>get home and jamal ahmadi's govt granted toyota is still there
>politely wait in car for a couple hours before he leaves
>wave as he backs out
>finally i enter my yurt back, allah akbar.
>say praise to immortal tsar putin, proceed to pray and sleep.
>suspiciously rare flag
>Year 2045
>USA
>Wake up and salute American flag because the Trump dynasty made me patriotic
>Go to kitchen to have a breakfast of bacon and eggs like every patriotic American
>Relax at home because Barron Trump implemented UBI and I don't have to work
>Spend time with my 20 slavic mail-order waifus by shooting guns, watching anime, and reenacting my favorite hentai scenes
>Turn on the Alex Jones infowars news channel
>Wall height was increased by another 10 feet today
>Bill signed by Barron allowing all Americans to own recreational nukes and establishing the NAP as official policy
>Feels AWOO man
>year 2045
>chinese oceanic provinces - regional centre no.3 - 墨尔本
>wake up and salute the chinese and aboriginal flags because if i dont my tv will alert the reconciliation dept.
>go to kitchen to have a breakfast of vegemite
>say "再见" and "玩的开心" to wife who is just getting up
>as im walking out the door qing shaoling arrives to inspect my terrace house (ownership of it transfers to him on tuesday)
>bow to him
>continue to my chinese govt. issued smartcar
>fingerprint authorizes me to open the door and is sent to ASIO so they know who got in at what time
>on the way to job at CSM(Chonqing Steel Manufacturing) inc.
>as a result of missing reconciliation programming on tv a couple days last week i have a little less white guilt flowing through me than usual
>decide to rebel and hit some abos in my car
>within a minute i lose control of my car and it turns around and begins driving me to work
>car prints out a 2000 yuan unlawful workers ticket
>turn off 工人音乐 FM radio and get out
>car shuts off and locks as i send my fingerprint again
>go to work and spend 15 hours casting poor quality steel for export to the U.S.
>use employee discount to some censored government approved pornography at the end of the day, as sex is banned
>hope this will allow me to imagine some semblance of sex with wife(partner)
>get home and qing shaoling's govt granted rickshaw is still there
>politely wait in car and read mandarin dictionary for a couple hours before he leaves
>wave as he backs out
>call "谢谢你,先生” and he yells back at me for pronouncing ‘你’ in one of the 67 different and incorrect ways
>finally enter my wife's(partner's) house
>wife’s government mandated artificially inseminated chinese daughter is studying
>get into single bed across room from wife,
>pull out akubra hat and last can of VB (now illegal) from under bed
>cry myself to sleep over the good old days, and dream of an australia that once was
>year 2045
>do meaningless job to get back home and have terrible sex that barely gets me hard with wife 10inch wide pussy
>think to myself "I sure wish I could have had a virgin girl for a wife, would totally had prefered that"
>RFID implant detects dangerous thought, scans it and transfers it to local HQ for gender equality department of feminist society for human consideration
>Deemed sexist as it was a judgemental personal preference of a woman's past sexual history
>get shot.
Best country
>year 2045
>USA
>wake up and salute USA flag with rainbow stripes and 51 stars because if i dont my tv will alert the cia
>don't go to kitchen because all anyone is allowed to eat is Soylent™ so a kitchen is unnecessary
>go get ready for work and chug a Soylent™
>say "goodbye" to my "SO" of undefined gender
>as im walking out the door tyrone kang is just arriving to check my home for any valuables he can steal(technically illegal, but president-for-life Clinton has pardoned every PoC for all crimes including those commited in the future)
>grab for my handgun out of habit before I remember that Clinton seized it and outlawed self-defense in all other forms too
>continue to my Google™ smartcar
>fingerprint authorizes me to open the door and is sent to nsa/cia/mossad headquarters so they know who got in at what time
>grab the steering wheel out of habit and get a small electric shock as driving by yourself has been outlawed
>on the way to work the autonomous car runs over an elderly man, but it's okay because Google™ pays the bill
>try to turn off the Buzzfeed™ audio feed that reminds me of my privilege but that too is mandatory to listen too
>car shuts off and locks as i send my fingerprint again
>go to work and spend 10 hours teaching Spanish language and Mexican cultural customs to fellow European Americans who need to learn to integrate with the new Americans
>as i come home i buy some legal heroin from Tyrone Kang who decided to just steal the entire house and live there instead
>try to sleep in car but the Buzzfeed™ propaganda is too loud to sleep
>after 8 hours of non-stop anti-white male propaganda decide to just take the golden shot and better the world that way
breddy good chang
53%
why would a mongrel be allowed to talk shit on the internet?
tolerance?
that's sucks
Help I'm tired of winning