Can't beat em' join em goyim'

Why not become a jew?, why fight it?

It could be so simple.

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You still not have the jew powers

What the fuck are you talking about?

You get them the first Tuesday after the ceremony, right after you pick your girlfriend.

Fuck you. Our tech is worth more than gold.
See you in genetically engineered cat-girl Valhalla!

>Why not become a jew?

Lose the end of my dick?

Had this technology years ago, you underestimate the jew.
That's just a trick we play on the retarted newfags, you don't have to do that.

>Didn't use it
lose it.

Implying we don't have entire underground complexes dedicated to the worship of catgirls.

Once again you underestimate the jew.

Bullshit.
...
Sauce?

Literally just become a jew, you can knock it out in a weekend and start attending jew meetings.

Just bring it up at your local council and you should get a pass.

You bastards....
Have you really been shifting consciousness's in and out of people all this time?
How fucking old are you?
This is some The Mummy Returns type shit.
The fuck is going down, down under?!

How does one go about this?

You cant just become a jew. Israel has mandatory dna tests.

>Have you really been shifting consciousness's in and out of people all this time?
Yeah all the time, not for any particular purpose or anything, we have these machines in the downstairs cafe of some of our headquarters where we fuck with people, while our drinks are being prepared we make huge life decisions for people.

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Nah, just go to a local gathering and ask for a flyer.

>tfw I found the Illuminati.
Well shit...
So it really was you.

Where do I apply?

go on, join the evil side for you own benefit. if i can send postcards from heaven to hell we can stay in contact in the afterlife

Fuck you both. I came from Atlantis.
If you really are the super Jew I think you are, guess my secret society?~

Where do I apply for my cute jewish wife?

Fucking smug atlantis faggots, oh look at us, living underwater for no fucking reason in a rusted up shithole where you can't even find fresh meat.

Likely a modern day annals of inisfallen loser, get with the times.

beware all ye who fight the true fight, for the true danger isn't the jew that lurks around you, but the jew within you.

I'm already circumcised. Isn't that good enough to be in the club?

Everyone convert.

Just let it happen faggot, embrace your desires.

>This fucking idiot fell for the circumcision meme
Fucking jokers in recruitment man, how can you be so stupid?.

I see you read up on your Goyim.
Good for you. Tell me how does it feel knowing that our Spiral and Italy's Star is gaining traction again?
Six pointed Kabbalah user....

Look at my (((flag))).

Now tell me:

What has joining (((them))) done to us?

>worshiping a volcano-demon who demands to eat human foreskin

hmmmmm really gets the noggin joggin

atlantis=antarctica before its frozen
since the nazis are there at the gates of hollow earth you are either nazi or larping faggot

You know who I am Germany?
^-^
Its been a long time.

Jesus look how dilated her pupils are

im afraid not, but my memorization skill of people isnt really the best
either way: greetings

Kukukukuku...
I have been sleeping for so long. I am one of the originals. Atlanteans went into hiding throughout the Hermetic orders, the Arch-Mages of Europe weakened by the users of Kabbalah our own magic went to rest...they even sent our own after us...branding us heretics...Inquisitions were mounted however they could not find us, instead killing innocents and leaving bloodshed in their wake.....now you will see it rise again. Beauty is. Beauty was. Beauty shall be. Ours shall flourish.