Do Apes Deserve ‘Personhood’ Rights?

>won't give personhood rights to babies in utero
>wants to give personhood rights to animals

fuck you america.
fuck you.

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they already gave niggers rights, this is old news

Why not? If they are advanced enough, they should.

Large aquatic mammals are smart enough too.

Civil right was in the 60's, this already happened

>steve (((wise)))

soon they'll be petitioning for animal sex/marriages, just another step on the degeneracy ladder

yeah lets give humpback whales personhood rights.

kek!

wtf is a "personhood right"? Personhood might be used as a criterion for rights, but there's no right to personhood.

Finally dolphins shall be formally charged for the magnitude of sex crimes they have committed.

Aquatic mammals are pretty civilized. They even babysit each others children while they take turns hunting.

First feminists demand equal pay that they already have.
Now blacks want equal rights that they already have.

Can't wait till one of these chimps commits a crime and gets a jury of it's peers.

>Do Apes Deserve ‘Personhood’ Rights?
They deserve it more than niggers.

I say we swap them, take the rights from niggers and give it to the chimps, they are better human beings than niggers.

No, Sven will just take them in and let them vent their natural sexual aggression on Swedish citizens to neutralize the threat.

>(((N.Y.))) Supreme Court.
New York City dominates the state so much that it effectively IS the state politically and legally. New York City is also so fucked up that it may as well be an entirely different culture/country from the rest of America.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Please someone destroy this fucking madhouse.

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Nope, they are only slightly less violent then Negroids

wait so your saying we can finally fuck dolphins. the amount of porn ive been waiting to be made holy shit!

Communication of consent is the main issue, DESU.

Other than that, there's the concern of transmissibility of disease. Last thing we need is for a virus/parasite/bacterial infection to cross from one to another.

consent isnt a issue as long as the dolphin isnt forced to stay still and get fucked. diseases im not worried about they can come another day. this would be great.

no they dont deserve personhood, Emancipation Proclamation and the 13th, 14th and 15th amendments were all mistakes...

If you just whip out your dick and start fucking it, even if it's okay with it, without actually having consent, that starts off with sexual assault.

well just teach dolphins to nod everytime. k?

Well niggers and sand-rats have already fucked almost any mammal capable of being fucked and we only got AIDS.

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its 2017 guys its time to give rights to all blacks and asians no matter how hairy they are

>Planets of the Apes will become real in your lifetime

Nah, more like the libertarian world of The Probability Broach.

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Animals do deserve some form of rights.

There should be tiers.

Upper tier: Great apes, porpoises, social birds (Ravens, magpies, parrots).

Lower tier: Deer, Cows, Cats, Dogs, Other large mammals.

Dirt tier: Retarded birds, All reptiles, rats, the American Negro.

giving niggers equal rights was a slippery slope

If (((certain people))) are humans, why not actual chimpanzees?

Anything that is smarter than a nigger deserves personhood desu

Chimps don't deserve it, but Gorillas do.
Chimps are just smaller versions of niggers.

First they'll become 3/5ths.

Been there done that

Apes in charge, ie, us, award ourselves rights but give none to the other apes, bit suspicious, seems like nepotism to me.

This is called Aristotelianism and Thomism, mate. The appeal of each is obvious.