>added salt to make you thirstier and buy more bottled water >contains potassium chloride, chemical used in lethal injections >known to cause birth defects >shitty filtered tap water with (((minerals))) added to it
Fuck, is there any good bottled water? I know Aquafina is also filtered tap but I'd take that over the shit in Dasani any day.
bottled water is a scam, buy hey, is people are dumb enough to buy,
and potassium chloride is just a salt, a lot will kill you because it will unbalance up your ionic flow. But it is not toxic perse, just like regular salt.
Isaac Flores
> 2017 > not drinking delicious, based evian
Wyatt Nelson
>2017 Not drinking nigger cum from your significant other's pussy instead of drinking shitty branded water
Eli Morris
Rich RETARDED WASTER OF MONEY yuppie faggot detected
Dylan Adams
>contains water, chemical used in lethal injections
Jackson Ward
certainly not rich but i just prefer the taste of evian over any other brand. > inb4 "all tastes the same." Re: nah senpai
Hunter Gray
>2017 >not distilling your own water
Colton Gray
You're a god damned idiot OP.
Asher Hughes
read evian backwards
Ethan Lee
>naive
Fucking kek
Christopher White
>He doesnt get water from a water fountain using a reusable filtered bottle
Lucas Nguyen
Distillation is the most redpilled method of obtaining fresh water. You can burn some shitty radioactive swamp water to distill it and get delicious pure water. Anyone who bitches about "muh chemical leeching" is a faggot good goy vegan who doesn't eat properly.
Alex Jones would be disappointed at the posters in this thread.
Brayden Scott
As i read this thread im drinking half bottled water and half tap water. funny.
Justin Foster
What kind of idiot pays for water?
Jason Lewis
Tap water in any non-shithole state is regulated much more than bottled water. You are paying a premium for an inferior product. It is a multi billion dollar licence to print money that constantly makes me think if people as a whole are this stupid, how can I get in on this scam. Would any of you tards buy genuine Boongwaterâ„¢ distilled by native Australian artisans? Every bottle has dream time magic inside.
Kevin Jones
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Hudson Rogers
Mineral content in water is important for blood chemistry. If the salt content of your blood drops too low water through osmosis will enter your cells (namely hemoglobin) and cause them to burst.
To explain, osmosis is the passive movement of water to and from your blood and cells to balance out the concentration of salts between the two. The movement of the water is high concentration of water to low. Less salt concentrations means higher water concentration.
This is why when you drink sea water your brain shrivels. The salty seawater raises the salt concentration in your blood relative to the concentration in your cells. Since your cells have more water concentration water through osmosis will leave your cells to your blood to dilute the salty blood. Protip: cells don't live when all their water leaves.
Gavin Barnes
The best thing is to get a membrane filter with reverse osmosis on your kitchen sink, and an added 3 gallon storage tank. Filters out everything, including floride. Then get a nice glass refillable bottle with a cushioned outer covering.
Parker Lee
>Spending $3.20 on a 36 pack of water is now a scam
Sorry poorfags I enjoy nice things. Enjoy your sewer water plebs
Connor Davis
>He doesn't drink Valpre Its like you enjoy being a fag
Nathan Russell
>"Have you heard of flouridation son?"
Also, >not having a deep well on your property.
Thomas Cooper
Muh azeotropes
Mason Ward
The term yuppie makes me cringe down to the bone, just because someone enjoys luxury dosent make them lesser of a person.
Ryder Nguyen
RO water can rape the fuck out of you. It can be so devoid of mineral content that it will disolve cupro-nickel piping systems if it is not passed through a re-mineralization unit...
Jack Bennett
>2017 >not being clever enough to read brand names backwards Sad!!!
Evan Gomez
my tap water tastes better desu, I don't know why anyone likes Evian
Kevin Harris
>literally naive spelled backwards
Eli Garcia
>2017 >not living in a swamp >not murdering passerbys and drinking their blood
Julian Evans
sniab-sel-naive
Cameron Scott
what is activated carbon
Kevin Murphy
I only drink Brawndo
Jonathan Rivera
if you live somewhere where your drinking water has added shit like fluoride and chlorine and tastes terrible your water district is cucked and you need to move. then use silver or copper vessels to drink out of and never buy the bottled jew again
Jose Nguyen
>potassium chloride nigger do you even understand ochem?
Ethan Wood
>don't fall for the aqua jew retards.
Lucas Baker
taste is subjective, senpies
Brayden Sanders
How about Poland Spring
Joseph Anderson
Do people really think all bottled waters taste the same?
Julian Scott
Voss, Evian
are you kidding me. you pick Dasani and Aquafina is the two choices. wtf
Kayden Morris
They sell this at my local farmers market and its damn good
Oliver Wright
drinking literally anything other than Poland Spring water is degenerate.
Lucas Miller
So here's the thing OP, you retard, minerals can be helpful in certain amounts and toxic in higher amounts.
Bottled water is a waste of money, but not because of "minerals."
Colton Butler
>Polish springs
Samuel Phillips
>says the user after paying his water bill
Jack Brown
hey I'm with ya pal
Blake Evans
fuck you!
Hunter Allen
Why don't you get a RO filter for your house and carry your own bottle? Why is that option so hard to understand for burgers