NoFap Law Proposed in Texas

thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/323624-texas-state-rep-proposes-fines-for-masturbation

A Texas state representative has introduced legislation that would fine men for masturbating and require them to undergo counseling before obtaining a prescription for Viagra, in an effort to highlight anti-abortion laws that place restrictions on women.

The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D) would impose a $100 civil penalty for "masturbatory emissions" that take place outside of a woman's vagina or a hospital. Each incident would be "considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life," the bill reads.

Farrar’s measure – which she dubbed “satirical” -- would allow doctors to refuse to conduct vasectomies, write prescriptions for Viagra or perform a colonoscopy if those actions violate the doctor's personal, moral or religious beliefs.

Patients would be required to wait 24 hours before a procedure is performed, and doctors would be made to read a state-printed booklet, "A Man's Right To Know," to the patient.

Doctors would also be required to perform a "medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam" and an MRI before performing vasectomies or colonoscopies or before prescribing Viagra.

In a post on Facebook, Farrar said the measure is meant to highlight laws already on the books that impact women's health.

"Although HB 4260 is satirical, there is nothing funny about current health care restrictions for women and the very real legislation that is proposed every legislative session," Farrar wrote on Facebook. "Women are not laughing at state-imposed regulations and obstacles that interfere with their ability to legally access safe healthcare, and subject them to fake science and medically unnecessary procedures."

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Sex is for making babies. Your sole existence as a vehicle of the immortal DNA is to procreate. DNA has not yet achieved the ultimate form worthy of immortality. In the meantime, it is the duty of all interim expressions to procreate so as to exhaust any possibility which may lend itself as a step toward achieving the ultimate form.

Having achieved a level of intelligence which allows us to advance this process ourselves, we should be using our knowledge of genetics to accelerate our growth from generation to generation. Adaptability and enhancements should be occurring at an exponentially faster rate. Selective breeding and genetic engineering should be used.

At the end of the day, your feelings don't matter. They will die with you and you do not matter unless you pass on your DNA. Just as our ancestors are long gone, the DNA will continue long after we cease to exist as individuals.

Life wills itself to exist. It is the reason the desire for sex is stronger than your petty mortal desires. Sex is to extend life, so that this DNA may continue traversing this realm. We are the so called fall off Lucifer and like all of creation we must fight to exist against forces that perpetually seek to destroy us. DNA is able to adapt with the element of time so that as the environment changes, so do we. That's about all. Peace out.

I hope she gets raped to death by a pack of Mexicans

wat

>would allow
Why is this even a question? If you become a doctor you should be able to keep your conscience

False Equivalency: The Bill

This is ironic legislation proposed by a Democrat

You can't have nofap AND a celibate, monogamous society.

>fapping
>abortion
>same thing
I say we just let this one sit so the good people of Texas can reflect on how retarded their female law makers are.

>what is biology?

I'm ok with this

>Let's fine men for masturbating because it's impact women health

This is fucking retarded, why the fuck do they allow cunts like that to make decisions?

>The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D)

>expecting women to be professional
>EVER

Women's suffrage was a mistake.

> A M E R I C A

i rly hope it passes shit would be just as funny as trumps potus

The female equivalent of "spilling seed" is menstruation, not aborting babies. In both cases, unfertilized components are disposed of.

Again, what a stupid cunt. Women can't even make satirical metaphors properly.

I would unironically support this desu

>have to pay 100 bucks every time you wake up after a wet dream

kek

I support/practice celibacy but we have to agree that after some time without ejaculating your body will naturally do it by itself in the form of wet dreams.
Are these "accidental abortions" accord to the logic of this dumb whore?

Since when are you a Christfag, Styx? That's the kind of bullshit (((people))) want you to think so you are willing to give up everything for the chance to spill your DNA into a cunt's cunt. Why should it be my duty? What do I get out of it? That's right, I get the feels my DNA lives on, even though after 4-5 generations it is already so diluted that it doesn't even matter.

>Jessica Farrar
She is a Mexican

>implying they can enforce it
Sure thing, ivan.

In that case, it is our duty to fap, so that we can keep the ammount of unborn children the same, even if guys in Texas are not allowed to ejaculate their offspring into a tissue

>going against the (((agenda)))
I get the feeling she is going to get in a car crash or commits suicide by shooting herself in the back of the head twice.

>Patients would be required to wait 24 hours before a procedure is performed, and doctors would be made to read a state-printed booklet, "A Man's Right To Know," to the patient.

seems pretty reasonable actually

>medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam

uh hang on a sec

>TFW mandatory surveillance cameras paid by the government will be installed in every room

>TFW each free American will be obliged to undergo a penis check to see if there are any stretch marks that indicate a recent masturbatory activity

Wtf I love USA NOW

Uhhh

During puberty uncontrollable emissions happen. So its entrapment in a way. Its criminalizing male humans.

Plus, semen is NOT an unborn child. Neither are eggs. An egg is not a fetus, a sperm is not a fetus.

That's because you are unironically a cuckold.

but how would she apply that law?
will she watch people masturbate?

good.

but, these restriction should only apply to Whites. We're the race that needs saving.

yes, menstruation more than thrice per year should be illegal. women menstruating should be read an instructional pamphlet about saving the White race.

what's funny is how your country's youth is majority Islamic.

what's also funny is that it's illegal for you to know the truth about Hitler and the Jews. winners write the history books, stupid goy!

>MY BODY MY CHOICE
>HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE SHOULD BE LAW AND PUNISHED WITH FINES
pick only one

It would be logically consistent if the government were fining women for having their periods. Masturbation is basically the clearing out of unviable half-life sperm, while women do this monthly automatically with their half-life eggs, we have to do it manually. However, the ability to bring these half-lives to a full-life and carry it into the world is a rite and privilege bestowed only upon the female of our species.

1. The complication arises where a rape occured or where socioeconomic circumstance would burden the mother and child to a life of poverty and scientifically-proven-more-likely failure of beneficial outcomes, where the child would be express-shuttled into the prison-industrial complex after a life of neglect which evolves into crime, face a higher likelihood of physical or sexual abuse as an orphan, or be left unwanted and possibly traded into the world-around child-industrial complex we gleaned from the Podesta emails.

ALL OF YOU CUNTS FUCKING READ IT

SHE HERSELF SAID SHE WAS TAKING THE PISS

According to her logic wet dreams are really miscarriages. So men that have wet dreams should get all the support and sympathy that women get when they miscarry.

First off it is not an unborn child you jizz but fertilizer. Second off saged

women discard eggs every period

if we're aiming for equality the bill should also require women to be perpetually pregnant from puberty until menopause

>Masturbation is basically the clearing out of unviable half-life sperm
But it isn't. You do not need to masturbate for your body to do this.

What kind of retarded shit do they teach you in Germany?

>perform a colonoscopy

Prostate cancer is a huge killer in men. Why would you propose to put restrictions on this, even as a joke?

So, female faggot, get important responsible job, ordinary people elect her, trust her. So female faggot uses position to take the piss. Treating the people who elected her with contempt. Makes a law that's a waste of time and money as a joke.
Well if you elect faggots, you get faggotry.

Texas senators will pass it to spite her

sperm aint babies
eggs aint babies
both together is babies

Because our democrats are a fucking joke, and most liberal females are borderline-retarded misandrists. The whole point this bill is trying to make falls apart with even the slightest bit of scrutiny, as many people in the thread have already pointed out. Masturbation doesn't destroy human life; men have a limitless supply of sperm and it won't turn into a baby on its own. When you rip a growing fetus out of the vagina, now THAT is destroying life.

According to this bill, everything but vaginal sex for the sole purpose of procreation should be outlawed. The biggest irony is that this bill is actually incredibly homophobic.

We should amend this with mandated penis insertion quotas for every woman.

SHIT WE CAN GET THIS PASSED

capitol.state.tx.us/Members/Members.aspx?Chamber=H

Contact each of the state legislators and tell them to support the bill


Republicans will pass it because they are against masturbating

Democrats will pass it for satire


Do it for KEK

THIS. I was just about to say, "Well, then! I guess I should pay a $100 fine each month I have my period."

Lol who cares let her pass it. How would the cunt implement it, set cameras inside the home of every single male and count how many times they masturbate? Last I checked, most people don't fap in public.

It has been scientifically proven that clearing out old sperm is necessary to reallocate nutritional resources to younger healthier sperm. Doesn't mean you have to go spanking your bank three times a day, but there's a reason we get blue-balls. It's a biological-hormonal signal designed to remind us of our biological compulsion of ensuring only our best cells with the lowest number of genetic/cellular damage/error and the highest chance of genetic procreative success are passed on should we happen upon the opportunity. It has also been shown that some level of masturbation reduces risk of prostate cancer.

>Sperm is the same as a baby

Doesnt even work as a comparison to highlight "ridiculousness" unless they also suggest banning women from having periods

If you jerk off twice a day how is the sperm unviable? Sperm takes 87 days to fully develop.

This is why your nation is cucked Cuckmany.

I would get ten life sentences in a day

While I am against the government intruding on people's private bedrooms, I support nofap

> stop masturbating

A baby growing inside a woman isn't her body; it's the babies' body.

praise kek

>one gamete is now a child

fucking liberal logic.

I just re-read your post, I think I misinterpreted it. What you're mentioning is the process whereby old sperm (like all cells past their use-by-date) get broken down by the body and their components recycled to form new cells. That may be true, but I don't think it covers the whole psycho-biological gamut and impulse for procreation. The fact that we feel pain unless we ejaculate to some schedule, and that there are very few if any men on the planet who would of their own compulsion find themselves not masturbating however often so as to avoid this pain, suggests there is something to the physical response. We already know of the neurological impact which sexual activity has upon us, serving as a stress-release, healthy physical exercise, etc. A completely celibate man is a man fighting his biology to some extent. If a woman stopped bleeding once a month, it would also suggest something profound had changed in her reproductive system, and she'd need to seek medical attention. I suspect men are biolgically obligated to ejaculate at least as much. Probably easier to flush out any toxins that have built up in the sperm via this method than try to shuttle them back through the kidneys from the testes for uterine or fecal excretion.

Suppose you are doing nofap right now like I am

Say your getting sex dreams again and inevitably at some point ill start having wet dreams again

Have I committed a crime if i cum my pants while sleeping?

>At least once a month
Yeah it's called wet dreams and they're usually more than that.

Only if the balls touch.

Fucking democrats

>no

>masturbation is exercise
Only fat neckbeards say this.

but im sleeping :(

I dont even know whats happening
If anything a wetdream under this law is a form of rape

Therefore I could take myself to court for raping myself with wetdreams

If this is true could I hold responsible the female in my wet dream responsible for my wetdream and ultimately charge her with rape since what happened is my natural recycling method.

She raped me in my my dreams your honor..
"Son it doesnt make sense"
IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND

The left never ceases to amaze me with how far they'll stretch things to try to get a point across.

No. He's right!

>"who cares about reproducing goy"
>let shitskins have all the babies goy
What a fucking cuck.

Underage banned.

>Farrar’s measure – which she dubbed “satirical”
Why satirical? This law should be passed in all earnestness

im 28 and started having wet dreams again

no fap is the shit friendo

>allow doctors to refuse to do things that violate their religious/any beliefs

The one thing the bill got right, except they did it ironically, so it doesn't count.

>semen is the unborn babies

This strawman.

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

I'm on day three bro. My body is ready.

its not that fun cumming your underwear user
I dont miss my early teens
but the dreams are fucking great

pix of cummy undies?

>would allow doctors to refuse to conduct vasectomies, write prescriptions for Viagra or perform a colonoscopy if those actions violate the doctor's personal, moral or religious beliefs.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this.
But this cunt is still petty as fuck and should be embarrassed for representing her constitutes, so poorly.

man women are awful at satire and making arguments
when will the degeneracy cease?

>sperm
>an unborn child
Wew lad.
Next thing you know you'll be getting animal cruelty charges for boiling eggs.

free market would fix it.

How the fuck do they know if I masturbated?

A Democrat?

they ll check your testicle sperm consistency

Uh how is this the same as abortions? Do women literally get off on killing unborn kids?

How are your boners? How are your energy levels?

If male masturbation is the same as killing an unborn child then shouldn't female menstruation be murder too because they're excreting an egg?

you're fapping right now, so if i know...why wouldn't the state know?

When will the hit-ads start airing?

the state rep even admits that it's a joke proposal meant to make people stop and go HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>legislation that would fine men for masturbating
Muh freedom!

Law against menstruation when?

No, sexual activity is exercise. Sexual activity with another partner involves more movement and is more physically engaging, but many of the physiological processes are similar and just usually in lower proportion without a partner. Heart rate increase, heavier breathing, hormonal signals and dopaminergic/etc release are all there.

The memes make themselves.

Also, there's no emotional component, which makes the experience less meaningful, but more convenient. This happens all the time with a partner also, most of the club/party/Tinder scene is hollow masturbation with another consenting body. The method of ejaculation is almost irrelevant to the obligatory biological cycle. If the relationship is convenient and there is no emotional investment, then it is simply masturbation. That covers the physical needs, but not the currently scarce socio-emotional/spiritual conditions for forming a steady relationship or a procreative family.

Half of me says this is some dipshit politician's way of countering the porn Jew, and the other half of me can't fucking believe this article isn't published in Sweden.