/ptg/ President Trump General - Power Morning Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #7 3/10/17
youtu.be/VaNZ4Gm1ylM
>Pres Trump Health Care Discussion 3/10/17
youtu.be/yRYEQy2eSmI
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be/IcnBVg7b7Y0
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be/qGSEDSQpK6A
>Pres Trump surprises WH Tourists 3/7/17
youtu.be/DvK11Mc8xYs
>Pres Trump announces new Exxon jobs 3/6/17
youtu.be/niL5cceNcIc
>Tillerson/Kelly/Sessions Presser on Travel Ban 3/6/17
youtu.be/-Yi8nGNyJvo
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Goldy

wow trump btfo how will he ever recover

Will you forgive John Mccain if he lets you fuck his daughter?

pro tip

mornings are better with Friends!

Trump will bankroll the first cities on Mars. Praise kek.

What is "friends"?

AWOOOOOOO~

no, fatasses are nasty

AWOO~

CENK BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

youtube.com/watch?v=PMSRAz2VZqk

No thanks

y-yes

Nah

I hope he has a painful, long battle with cancer

LMFFFFFFFAAAAAAO KELLYANNE SAID MICROWAVES LMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not even sure that they even know what's going on anymore. Firstly, that was two weeks ago, and secondly, WHY

Yall niggas ready for the death blizzard?

kek

what are we watching??

is this that retard that got completely DESTROYED by Joe Rogan?

so uh... will drumpf reinstate the wet fart / dry fart policy?

>not able to talk about Steve King too much because he's one of the guys who covered up Joe's murder

Alec Baldwin, man he's a big guy. Very glad to see he still finds the time to guest appear on SNL.

>implying smart microwave aren't in the works

Some fridges already listen.

>CNN having a special on Putin calling him the 'most powerful man on earth'
When did CNN become Russian propaganda?

rofl our viewers are so smart

WRONG WE'RE IDIOTS HAHAAHHAHAHAHA

>live in NYC

Just fuck my nigger infested shithole up senpai

How you want your human waste senpai?

but that's just john in drag

libcucks have been russian puppets the whole time

>Birther movement is akin to this

Well, the Birther movement was a legitimate question to Obama's background.

>leftists laugh at something that sounds crazy out of context
>even after the wikileaks fully confirm it
>even after Petraeus as CIA director talked about the Internet of Things and said "we'll spy on you through your microwave/dishwasher"

This is a cake with pudding

After seeing that Kellyanne clip, I took it that she was saying microwaves, the waves that are microscopic, can remotely turn your cell phone into a listening device. I know it's pretty funny to mock her as if she thinks the appliance that heats food is spying on you, but I don't think that's what she was referring to.

Mika is a real cunt.

Feels good to be in Virginia right now where nothing's gonna happen. Hopefully the drop in temperatures this week keeps people the fuck away from my work though.

Well no it's likely that there are fancy new internet enabled microwaves that have webcams/microphones built it

Why do you cucks watch morning fag still? You realize that shit is just liberal propaganda right?

funny for the first minute but then you realize he's actually retarded

>but that's just john in drag
with titties that big i will still tear his boipucci up

twitter.com/RT_com/status/841245030308286465

wtf i love iran now

>walk into kitchen
>see this

What do?

Mika is 200% cunt

I like how transparent their bias is now.

Smash it

Autists have trouble breaking habits like that so they'll unironically watch it because it was funny for a couple months over a year ago when they didn't think Trump could win.

*drops mike*

There are really patriots watching Morning Joe without Joe and endured it for more than an hours.

I know niggers watch him cause he's probably more intelligent or sounds intelligent than them, but why would white people even concern themselves what he thinks?

*hour

You'd be cranky too if your National Security Advisor father whored you out to Chinese dignitaries.

Everything else is also liberal propaganda. Even Fox and Friends.

You might as well be watching (((CNN)))

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she wasn't talking about microwaves, she was talking about web-enabled appliances

>fox & friends
>liberal propaganda

topkek

F&F is probably one of the most redpilled shows on FOX, what are you talking about?

yeah ok fag

I thought she was just being hyperbolic

Is anybody else rapidly getting tired of politics? I've probably been here for 4 years now, was in /tg/ every single day since the escalator, and was plugged in as fuck during the thing. But now I just feel like I don't give a fuck anymore. This happened to me with sports too, which I used to love, but now don't give a single fuck about. It's just such a drag all the time and feels relatively unimportant to my life and what I actually want out of it. Like just a big void of impotent rage of people screaming over every disagreement. I just want peace. This probably sounds depressing but I feel fine. I just stopped caring out of nowhere.

Anybody else feel like this?

Any new hobby suggestions?

I wish Trump would tweet or do something this morning to get Mika to cry. Without Joe to run damage control for her, she'll break

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and now i'm hungry.. i don't know what those things are but they look tasty.

Fuck off shill Morning Joe is portubro approved

link pls.

McCain is right... the GOP is pro-Russia now............this is not our party............q

Hello my fellow trump worshippers, what hymns and dick shall we sing and suck today?

No, the right are not allowed to tell jokes, be sarcastic, be smarmy, snarky, sardonic or satirical.

Look, if I wanted to watch a bunch of cheery idiots have a discussion without any political depth whatsoever, I'd watch the local morning news.

>user, we noticed you are running out of eggs. Would you like us to tell the CIA?

I hope he tweets the nuclear codes.

Is that an aroma diffuser?

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>Microwave
>Web enabled appliance

Tfw 3rd world didnt know that we are living in that age already and it exist
Though seriously I dunno whats the point of that are people really that lazy?

Mornings are better with friends.

Ow, what the heck was that for?

>Film maker and convicted felon

Lol Fox and Friends.

stfu nigger, take your morning cuck shit somewhere else

At least he got my back by legalizing the herb

How many mimosas and xanies is Mika on today?

>people stil belive in global warming

I was in Home Depot the other day and they had a fridge with Twitter on it

Hey, anons did you know that mornings are better with friends?

If an aroma diffuser recorded all your conversations and sold them.

D'Souza is our Poo in Loo

No job. His acting range is limited.

>Tfw 3rd world didnt know that we are living in that age already and it exist
>Though seriously I dunno whats the point of that are people really that lazy?
they are not common at all, only picture example i could find is from a trade show to show you how many there really are

most common smart appliances are shit like roombas

Nvr forget

youtu.be/okoAQCoMYx8

Global Warming causes these blizzards.

Not enough

D'Souza is a saint.

Outnumbered is at noon tho.

Almost nobody has those things yet. They're pretty pointless now, but they could be useful one day, as the technology improves. And it's not about laziness, it's about convenience. You wouldn't call someone who drives a car instead of walking lazy.

I saw that from my canadian neighbor
Shit was cool

Though I dont want to own one anymore cause CIA

sell it
gotta jew fast

Not enough to make the pain go away.

enjoy it with the time your nation has left

Where be ma masta? Thomas where you be you nasty masta/

what is even the point of it? People too lazy to press buttons so they yell at it to open and how long to heat it? Use the camera to watch the food get hot inside?

Also
>redpilled =/= agreeing with cuckservative talking points

>joe's boner intensifies

He didn't actually legalize it.

as long as it lasts about 10 years, i'll be good and dead and won't care

Need easy access to the weed for the help to wait it out

>forgive
Wait did he do something horrible? I'm a little out of the loop...