Monday Mornign IQ Test

Share your IQ test results, administered by Cambridge University

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Here's mine: discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/results-3036579-2rrdl190dkqps8rok76ugn6oqj.html

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-30 off online tests
they are designed to make you feel good
gz on your 95 op

I'm tired as fuck, but here goes.
Why 30?

Because got 130.

So I have an iq of 80?
Or are you just saying that because you got a bad score?

If your gonna do it online might as well use a Mensa precursor test.
test.mensa.no/

Why is Sup Forums so smart?

Every IQ test nowadays seems to be just pattern recognition, no words, no problems. Are they that scared of the cultural bias label?

everyone on here gets over 120 so i'm assuming it's bullshit

All these excuses. Is nobody brave enough to take the test?

Haven't they always been about pattern recognition? Isn't intelligence the cognitive ability to detect patterns, order from chaos?

I got 95
>tfw On the last one I took I got 110.

Bro, they're not in any way reliable but you are certifiably retarded if you believe that.

You can do more than just pick the square. You can do number series (3, 5, 8, 13, ?), you can do those "Billy is taller than Jane. Amy is the same height as Bob. Bob is shorter than Jane. Which of the following is true?" type deals.

True, but I'm not sure they're necessary to evaulate inteligence.

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This test is easy. Try the Cambridge test and post results. discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/introduction.html

If you're administering one form of test you're only only getting one type of result. There are smart people who can't find their way out of a paper bag who are going to suck at these tests, and literal autists who are going to score 150 and can't tie their shoes.

awoo poster has iq of 95? This does not surprise me.

This. Anime and awoo posters are degenerate retards

I just got 121 on though.

got 118, but i was being distracted a bit
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tfw was young once and used to consistently get 130+ on these

get 104

which button activates death

Imageboards are hiqh iq environments. It takes above average intelligence to be able to fully appreciate all the complex layers of irony and satire many memes and posts on Sup Forums contain.

I don't get the "connect the dots" ones. Can sombody explain?

Lol have fun working in trade

>Canadian intelligence

Lmao

1st col overlaid on 2nd col and then inverted equals 3rd col

what?

Are you sure this isn't secretly an autism test?

No it doesn't, you double nigger

1. Take the configuration in the first column
2. Overlay that configuration onto the one in the second column
3. Where lines overlap, they disappear
4. Invert configuration

Considering the inconsistencies with online IQ tests, it is better to at least complete 3 tests and average the results.

You should also include a reaction based test due to the correlation between reaction times and IQ.

Replace "col" by "rank" and it makes sense. Thanks, user.

european heritage

see
If you still don't get it the I cannot help you.

I call bullshit, on mensa I got 125, here 124, i am the dumbest person i know, either everyone's a genius or IQ tests are shit

i got 133 on test.mensa.no/

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That one seems easier than this one.

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>pls give data to datamining jew-bot!

Superior anglo intelligence

Internet IQ tests are a meme. I consistently get in the 140s.

All the adjacent nodes that don't have a line between them or that are joined in both of the first two are joined in the third.

That one makes sense, my dude

ye as a person who is in the top 1.4% of intelligence according to some tests, i agree

Not going to bother. Was 134 in 9th grade.

I've no doubt its vastly degraded since then.

wrong test, try this one: discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/introduction.html

122 31/33, didnt sleep.

What correlation is there between reaction times and IQ? Studies?

Nice

Who else /average/ here?

nordic masterrace

SO the answer to this is 1, right?

wrong test, try this one: discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/introduction.html

Slow today, no food in mah belly ran out of time.
Shit brain is shit I guess.

yes

see

Thanks!

I took this test twice copying my answers from the first test exactly on the second. only difference was that I said I was an older person from an african country the 2nd time instead of american. my score dropped by 15 points.

explain this one fucking racists

>I said I was an older person
Ageist.

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Rate me boiz

nice

Not bad still

Something seems fishy about this test, 32/33 correct answers = 125 IQ?
So whats 33/33 correct answers? 130?
Literally capped, innit?

finally I get it. I went out to do the supermarket's shopping. but I finally understand, thanks tea bro. I overlay the figures left right. everything that is imcomplete and the parte that are overlayed are in the third figure. answer number 1 right? I didn't understand your explanation, that's why writting my answer xD
this is the first time I can't solve a pattern, it was nice though.

Holy shit, i thought i was as dumb as a bag of rocks.
>T.pleasantly surprised

the time is a factor too

see

It's capped, you're right. But if you didn't get 33/33 then why does it matter?

>those digits

Because people with 200 IQ can be wrong sometimes.
Implicit infallibility is low IQ thinking.

>200 IQ
Take the test faggot. discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/introduction.html

i had to do a serious 200 question one to get my job and it was so draining i dont want to touch another one ever ahain

This one is only 33 questions. Give it a go.

no i have pattern recognition pstd ask me again in a year

Fuck my retardation.

>discovermyprofile.com/myIQ/introduction.html

according to this, I'm a retard.

What did you get?

I scored a 116.

Can anyone help me understand how does this system work? Never did iq tests

Good thing I never finished college.

Meh. Pretty easy.

Shit test, it's not time based at all.

Agree, there has to be some factor based on time.

anyone find the cambridge one pretty hard only scored 122
on the mensa test.mensa.no/ I scored 128

Fuck I feel stupid

took fucking ages and I have somewhere to be so I just pressed '5' for the last 15 or so to see how clever I am

It says I'm not smart, but I'm intelligent enough not to waste more of my time on it so I'm a little conflicted

Yeah, I found the Cambridge one a bit more difficult too. Probably because some of the puzzles were more difficult to visualize in your head, especially the connected dots.

However, the Cambridge test had a bunch of repetition.

I have it after doing that test, Jesus man, it's horrible.

I got so bored halfway through and half assed it.

80 IQ Sub-Sarahan African tier here.

Well done

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I got 80, so according to this test I'm basically mentally retarded. I fucking hate these tests, I have loads of trouble identifying patterns in things.

Thanks Sir, I's be on my ways to collect my welfare.

What did they mean by this?

You've ascended

>TFW you were deliberately answering them all wrong to see what the IQ score for 0/33 was and got 2 of them correct.

谢谢

I honestly fail to see how these tests measure intelligence in any way. You could be say a famous author who's written loads of profound books on the human condition but because you can't recognise fucking squiggly line patterns you're basically a vegetable.

They try to make them language independent because that would favor one nationality/race over another. So, they devolve into a bunch of shape and pattern bullshit that are supposedly designed to allow anyone from anywhere to take it...PC IQ tests. Kek help us...