Brit/pol/ - Horrible Stubborn Selfish Cunt edition

>Sturgeon Sets Out Possible Dates for Referendum
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39255181

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((‘Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>UK political parties at risk from Russian cyber-attacks, GCHQ warns
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/gchq-russian-hacking-cyber-attack-threat-uk-political-parties-general-election-threat-kremlin-a7625226.html

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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I look forward to IndyRef3

>IndyRef3
This shit will still be going at IndyRef23

BRITFAGS BTFO

scotland is great

just joking, its shit haha

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Time for Scotland to grow a spine and vote to leave.

DON'T come back.

In other news:

Fish seeks water
Dole scum propose date for benefit increases
Argentina propose date for handover of Falkland Islands

Scotland voted to be part of the UK
The UK voted to leave the EU

Nats about to be BTFO.2

>p-please can we have another re-referendum?

"no"

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Stop calling her mummy may, it is fucking pathetic. She will allow another referendum and she will probably fuck it up let everything she touches.

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Fuck Sturgeon.

With a rusty serrated steak knife,

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>nation of SJWs leaves UK
>solid soclialist voting bloc for 50+ years leaves the UK
>scotcucks think this is bad for the UK

I'm loving this timeline.

and?

Stop using a tripcode, it is fucking pathetic.

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Her argument is invalid.

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Nat hurt

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Could Sturgeon be any more based? I can't wait to vote.

And this time, we're leaving. Fuck England. Fuck Tories. Fuck Brexit.

Scotland:
> Mass unemployment
> Scots fleeing to England for work (as usual)
> Massive drug vice problems
> Alcohol problems
> Fuck all money coming in
> North sea oil industry diminishing meaning that is not a reliable future income

"Let's just talk about independence." and nothing else.

> fuck this shit, y' wee haggis.

nah it isnt

Do you have any reddit nat butthurt? Those are the best.

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Lads - just to clarify - is London a nation?

Whoops, sorry don't have any Reddit-nats

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Reminder that Dr. Brooke wasn't always a Dr.....

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Project Fear works on Jocks. Such a gutless people.

>a large body of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular state or territory

yes

Mike Pence for independence?

>be extremely unpopular
>distract everyone with a stupid gimmick that's bound to fail

She'll lose, hang her head in shame and quit just like the other Scottish cunt named after a fish.

I just feel like posting this

And that's it from me

>England Wales and NI only remaining countries
UK will swing even farther right lmao Scots fuck off

>Full fill

I wanna rape that elf

May is fucked. If she refuses us she galvanises us. If she allows it she galvanises angry Anglos and her own party. Thank you David Cameron for being such a retard. We are going to see an independent Scotland and a united Ireland and a diminished UK of England and Wales.

SCOTLAND FOREVER!

THE UK IS FUCKED!

The Welsh are probably having panic attacks right now. They did nothing and they are going to get lumped in with angry Anglos that will rape and kill them in a retard rage once more.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are dropped into a pot of boiling water.

The Scotsman shouts "Ah fuck this is boiling! You told me the water would be luke warm! You lied to me!", and jumps out of the pot.

The Irishman is too small to get out of the pot by himself, so he calls out to his larger neighbor who helps lift him out of the pot.

The Englishman says "What are you two complaining about? This jacuzzi is perfectly OK!" and boils to death.

>she galvanises us
And?
Literally what are you going to do?
Protest?

You will lose again, cuck

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im voting yes again, but we will be so fucked in every way

trillions in debt and millions of non-whites, but at least we wont be under the tory thumb

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Honestly you're quite lucky you were never truly enslaved as you should have been.

>Scots lose at Twickers
>Few days later new referendum

Fucking hell lads overeaction much?

Does anyone have the scot pepe voting no to indy and yes to brexit?

>Scotland votes to leave UK
>Reverts to WTO rules as EU membership wouldn't apply to independent Scotland

They'd have to reapply, and the new entry rules for membership means adopting the Euro, joining the Schengen area, have interest rates controlled by the ECB, and basically be as integrated into Europe as Germany.

Get ready for all the Syrian rapefugees fleeing the border at Berwick and Carlisle.

London is a capital of a country and nothing else.

>women aren't funn-

>being shit at sports
>blaming the English for being shit at everything

Just another day in the working man's utopia that is Scotland.

>Scotland Leaves
>No more NHS
>No more Army
>No more Jobs
>No more Money
>Wants to take the North Sea
*Send in the Navy*
>Scottish Speedboats Burn before even leaving the coastline
>*BUH MUH FREEDUMS N MUH SPEEDBOATS, SCOTTISH CAUSE!'
Americans, Brits & Norwegians (all 3 owners of the North Sea Oil) Laugh at Scotland
>Hey EU Big brother, can i have monei kthx we went broke fast
>Merkel: Top kek! Why?
>Scotland to England: Can we come back?

England: Top kek

Fuck it mate and also the browns that come here are more sound than English brown boys.

Can someone explain why scotshits never developed a DUP esque party like NI did to combat the far left?? What on earth is wrong with them

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(also remember to vote yes in Indyref 3, 4, 5.)

How about the rest of the UK get to vote this time

Then we can vote to kick Scotland out instead

being fucked on smack makes you very passive

t. smacked up at work scot

>pin it on the black durrr
Hilarious. Do better user

y

You aren't even scratching the surface of this.

2014's Independence white paper was based on the Scottish oil sector booming and oil and gas prices increasing. That was the excuse for the black hole of a budget.

But the precise opposite has happened. Scotland would just be frankly unsustainable outside the UK even in the shortest term thinking.

youtube.com/watch?v=T7G_mDP5DKw

Can't decide which would be more of a laugh tbqh
>Holyrood itself votes against indyref 2.0
>Holyrood votes in favour but Westminster refuses
>Holyrood and Westminster consent, Scotland votes to remain, Sturgeon hangs herself and the SNP is eternally BTFO
>Holyrood and Westminster consent,Scotland votes to leave and turns into Venezuela: deep fried kebab edition
There is literally no bad outcome

tbf they put their foot in it when the fat dyke implied EU membership was safe with a no vote (and that ed miliband would win.)

Please leave the union. Then we can rebuild Hadrian's wall and who's going to pay for it? Scotchland.

Yes, surely this will calm any tensions.

No more free university, no more free prescription, no more free NHS. Freedom comes at a hefty hefty price. Also Spain will not take kindly to their EU dreams. It's just not the right moment. As far as the UK goes they barely pay enough for their own upkeep. It's not worth losing all that due to pride.

There are like a million English living above hadrian's wall.The Antonine Wall is what should be rebuilt, with everything south becoming England and everything North being the Scotland Rump state

Nope. The EU army will be up and running by then and we will crush you. Wew lad.

tbf
>Mass unemployment is the case here too, and Scotland usually gets 0.1% on either side of our figure
>English people are fleeing to Scotland to avoid all the niggers

It's not a nation, it's an absolute state!

Don't forget the fact that the vast majority of independence supporters expect to keep the pound sterling, but the Bank of England ruled it out in 2014 and will rule it out again. They'll have to adopt the Euro if they want to join the EU as an independent country. And i don't think anybody wants a hard fucking border at Hadrian's wall.

I reckon once the campaign starts, Unionists are going to have a fucking field day with this catastrophe

>>Holyrood and Westminster consent, Scotland votes to remain, Sturgeon hangs herself and the SNP is eternally BTFO

this will happen. she is not popular in scotland, even amongst indies

Niggers > Scots

>tensions
Oh no some middle class students and throwback socialists will get the megabus down from Edinburgh and camp outside Parliament for a few days until it rains or they get mugged by vibrant Londoners
Whatever shall we do

They're going to leave aren't they

see
There's literally no downside.

>that edition
Just saw this on BBC and figured Brit/pol/ would be flipping its shit.

Surely it is dead in the water as soon as the Spanish say we're not getting automatic re-entry to the EU?

If you think I'm listening to whinging Scot voices on BBC News at 6 you've got another fucking thing coming pal.

I doubt it, support isn't as strong as Sturgeon would like to think, and they aren't going to get a vote on it before the Brexit process is finished, so it will add even more uncertainty.

Scotland is to UK as California is to the USA

What's the most based thing Theresa can do right now?

The Spanish will fold, it's Greece where hope lies, because Turkey will send a billion immigrants through if someone queue-jumps them on entry to the EU

well there's that £350 million for the NHS sorted out then

This. No more gbp as currency. Even if they DID get entry to the EU (unlikely) it'll take years and the transition period will fuck them. Can't believe sturgeon is willing to screw over her people like that.

No matter what happens it'll be hilarious and Scots get turbocucked.

Tbqh I don't think the unionists will have to campaign very hard. Last time the Unionist campaign was actually pretty counter-productive, it increased the Yes vote, until it looked like Yes would actually happen, then the Scots backed away.

But Ruth Davidson was a nobody in 2014. And her being a vocal channel for Pro-Union sentiment is probably why Sturgeon called the referendum in the first place, she's scared of her rising popularity.

California is a world leader in terms of technology. They have silicon valley and Hollywood. Scotland has fuck all.

>agree to a vote
>doesn't go your way
>throw a tantrum