So apparently this new Conan game has an 'endowment slider' in character customization. You can pick between small floppy dick or big floppy dick. Now not every race's maximum is the other race's maximum.
Have a guess Sup Forums, which race gets the biggest digital dick.
I don't really give a damn about games anymore but it's nice to know that the agenda is being pushed in literally every imaginable way.
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Jokes on them, the game sucks
Waaa a game has stereotypes that i dont like.
And Italians have the biggest dicks, so the Kothian/Zingaran should have a fucking super-dick
>Blacks in Hyboria are literally subhuman savage niggers
Jokes on them
This is too fucking funny to get angry with.
lol
I've been thinking of buying this but I don't wanna give these cucks money
>ITT triggered white bois can't deal with the fact that Black men have bigger dicks than them even in VIDEO GAMES!
I have a feeling the developers didn't actually read the howard novels and just copied the horribly off-source comics, judging by the ugly fantasy weapons and stripper outfits. Robert E Howard was pol-tier, and Conan was white and clothed in the books.
Like with most SJW/Femenist/Racemixing crap nowadays, I laugh but I also weep.
Don't give them a dime, the fuck they were thinking kek. I hope there's allot of niggers looking to play big-dick-conan.
It pains me so much, had I only been born a black man I would have known what it was like to have a 12" third leg
Actually the dicks have the same size range in exiles. However, the default lentgh for nogs is bigger. The max and mi is the same for all the races.
Also it's a shit game that hasn't even implemented facial hairs yet
I think to prove what ethnic group has the biggest dicks we need to perform a survey. Everyone tell us what your ethnicity/race is and put up a picture of our dick with a measuring tape. I'll be the judge. As the judge I can't put up my picture, but I'll closely study each penis with a scientific eye! Post em.
>average is 5.5
>black average is 5.6
whoa....but thats...not like....my cuck porn...
>Canadian
>Also a faggot
Color me surprised.
It's spelled colour, faggot.
But I do have a small weiner
I'm sure you'd know after Jamal has corrected you so many times.
What interests me the most is just the thought process of these developers. I know Soros didn't personally contact them to put this in, to low profile of a game. So this is just the result of the already ongoing nigger-loving campaign.
The options are as follows:
1) Some white cuck just automatically assumes nignogs have bigger dawngs so he puts in in the game for 'realism' purposes.
2) Some feminist cunt is working on the game and she's projecting her bestiality fetish.
3) One of our guys is working on Conan and knew this would trigger some folks.
I'm not sure which would be funnier.
the worst thing to be is a black man with a small dick
i want to an hero
Fuck. The white slaveowner genes got to you man. I'm pure-bred 100% African Black and my dick is fucking huge.
>actually searching muscular black man selfie
nothing left to do but kill yourself cuck
Well at least we're smarter than monkeys.
>tfw my flaccid looks pretty much like the smallest one here (maybe bc my balls hang so low tho)
>erect I'm almost 8" and almost all sexual partners have complimented my size
Anyone else like this? I feel like as a lad, the media gave me a complex about my size even as an above-average individual. This has got to be toxic for a wide subset of "grow-ers".
And I don't think it's unintentional.
By now you are no differnet from people like Sarkeesian complaining about some abstract form of oppression in video games.
You are exactly as pathetic as those bitches.
A shame you weren't aborted.
Does having a big dick influence your character's stats, does it make them stronger or weaker. If not why the hell would I care if my char has a big or a small dick? It's not that while I'm playing I'd go like "gosh thank God my char has a big dick let me stare at it for 35 min", but that's just me. I'm not a flaming faggot like you OP.
Same, flaccid its quite small, once it gets hard it about 18cm.
Growers and showers. its true.
Not 8 hard. But I'm like 2.5 flaccid and 6 hard. Feels bad for penis inspection day
You aren't, it's kind of logical you don't want a heat emanating third leg as a white man in a could climate country or season.
I don't even have a dog in this fight, 8,5" solid master race reporting in. It's just blatantly wrong what they claim. And a direct attack on white mens manhood.
Stop crying, faggot.
This game was made by a Swedish dev team, so is it really that surpising?
What's the point of having a big dick if your brain is small? That's why you niggers still live in huts made of literal shit.
>not knowing we can find your image all over google
lying cuck
You clearly have trouble discerning legitimate anger and dark humoring at your current situation.
> To each their own. Personally I love running around with the biggest dick I can muster. And this game is forcing me to pick a black man if I want to. It's absolutely ridiculous.
Grower not a shower
Im the same way. If I drink too much coffee or take adderall my dick looks like a turtle peeking out of its shell, but full boner im 8"
It doesnt make sense man, where does all the dick go
The devs also set up a desert full of niggers which you can murder or knock out with a club then drag back base to enslave them to be your cook
:^) keep crying Muhammad
That your BF, faggot??
Dont worry bros
We don't have to worry about floppy flaccid dicks while doing sports or any outdoor activity.
I can't find it but years ago i found an article talking about how growers possibly have better sperm since our dick and balls stay so close to the body most of the day.
Growers are master race.
Art imitating life. In reality blacks have bigger dicklets on average. To say otherwise is basically blue pilled behaviour.
You can clearly see that the darkest race had the same default size as most of the others, the only two that were bigger (including the one at the end) aren't "black". They look like Arabs or Mediterraneans.
Average size in Africa is 5.1 inches m8
blacks have tiny dicks
ONLY QUADS CAN STOP HIM
>bait this obvious
>retards still respond.
You faggots who You are why Sup Forums is 95% shitposts, 4% closeup pictures of prosthetic niggercock and 1% threads worth reading.
You should feel fucking ashamed of yourselves.
We wuz Cannibals
Also there is a dickslider, the start sizes are just random.
...
I cannot believe this is real life.
Funcom is from Norway, does that shed any light on the subject?
Fucking timezones. I must be asleep when that 1% happens.
whats that running on a last gen console? looks like shit m8
Also the Darfari are pretty much a bunch of cannibals in African tribal costumes, I'm surprised the game haven't been attacked by SJW's yet.
as a result, i almost never brag about size out of fear one day someone will see my unit or my bulge and call me out on it.
>no dog in this fight, 8.5
are you saying that your flaccid looks same size as large in the gif? because I would have assumed even for you it would not.
whites are growers, it actually describes us the best, we grow, we keep growing, we revolutionize the planet, we make science grow, everything we touch, grows.
We gonna burn these fuckers for circumcising us
Instead it's attacked by an autistic teen who thinks the blacks have bigger dicks than whites in game, which is actually random and adjustable.
you guys really do sound exactly like the black retards over at WSHH
you are polar opposities of eachother
> 1) Some white cuck just automatically assumes nignogs have bigger dawngs so he puts in in the game for 'realism' purposes.
And they have bigger cocks, so I don't see the problem here. IIRC the average penis in Congo is 18 cm.
I never brag about dick size, it's gay. Only when I sext with a random strange girl I don't know or during sex. Even then it's just the girl complimenting me over and over. And no, usually it does not, it's kind of inbetween. Only when it's hot, like a sunny day or during a shower or possible after a workout does it look like the one in the gif.
I think (hope) most guys on pol are just in on the joke and never that serious (explaining the memes) until they get attacked for real like Berkeley or the roach protests in Rotterdam.
indeed, we commit as many crimes, invent nothing, etc...
>finland knowing off the top of his head how big the average penis size in the congo is
You just can't make this shit up.
> self reported size
> muh dick is 18 cm
> every nigger in Congo owns a ruler
> despite being poor as fuck
> know how to measure but never been to school
> reality
I'm sure some niggers are hung just like whites are hung and that's fucking great for the person in question. But to state that some race has an immense genetic propensity for a certain physical feature is silly and childish.
If the black genome supporter big reproductive organs/body parts black women would have above average hip width and tits. Yet the meme "PAWG" (Phat Ass White Girl) is a known thing same as "BBC" but never the reverse. There is no PABG or BWC. Why is that?
because black girls all have fat asses dude
this is a known fact
What part of the game does flaccid penis size while being hung from a cross involve?
Do you have to fight off the guys hammering the nails in by beating them with your floppy dick?
Is there a Wii version of this?
>Game devs give blacks bigger dicks to stir up noise for free advertising
>/nupol/ takes the bait hook line & sinker
Congratulations, you have just reached the lowest of the low of SJW PC faggotry.
die giga nigga
>Hyboria
...unlike Earth.
>
the "presets" are actually just for facial settings, the guy that made this gif went in and made all the dicks smaller and the black one longer just for the purpose of this gif
You can have a 5'2 chink with the biggest dick in the game, or a 6'6 nigger with a 2in chode
sage report
Anyone got a webm showing the maximum-minimum endowment slider for each race?
This is too fucking funny.
I need a webm of this to shitpost in threads.
Even a side by side comparison of max vs min of each race would be good.
BASED BLACKS
its all the same for all "races"
the presets are for facial customisation, the guy that made the gif changed the dicksizes to create outrage and media for the game
How about you show is your little baby dick, son?
Cuck posters are confirmed little dicked faggots. You probably have ginger hair too.
Here's a video of it.
So I guess by default the niggers have the longest set penis, but their penis length range as it were is the same across the board.
My honest guess?
Either one of the programmers had a cuck fetish, or one of the programmers wanted to make the other race of players mad and drum up attention for the game.
>youtube.com
>they're called kushite
Funcom has been doing Conan for a while, and also Lovecraftian MMO The Secret world. They know their Howard.
Exiles starts you off with nothing, hence the nudity. Male and female armor sets have fully clothed sets and scant set. Some look very similar to your pic.
waiting for the game to be out of EA to see what it is like, Funcom has a history of providing legacy support for games while dropping development support (game keeps running but no new updates for years.)
1: that stereotype isnt true. obviously niggers would still perpetuate it though because of muh dick
2: there is a direct correlation between dick size and promiscuity of women around you. so you have a long dick it means the females in your family are prone to being whores
They want people to talk about it.
Your pic makes me want to scream
the programmer is probably black
>tfw 18 cm and not congolese
>Be me
>Mixed
>Have the best of both races
Why are you guys against this?
Its a meme,a joke
Jeez you guys are getting triggered over pixel dicks