I'm proud to be an American

>i'm proud to be an American

>where at least i know i'm free

>(but not to jack off)

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How are they gonna enforce it..

I'm ok with this as long as menstruation carries the same fine. Be birthing or begone bitch!

>female
>politician

regressives are sexist against men

But then we will have no choice but to get back ally hand jobs from hookers that will increase our risk of being robbed, beaten, or getting an STD

>Doesn't understand that we already NoFap while worshipping our waifus.
>This will only push more men to become like us.

Expect only a woman to be this fucking petty

Yeah but that's not what an abortion is. And abortion is a developmenting child.

>sexual assault rate goes up 1000%
>feminists celebrate their "victory"

we europe now

lolz, how on earth do you enforce that?

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Going old-testement just a lil senpai

I'm masturbating because I can't find a woman to have sex with

I'm literally incapable of creating a child.

she's not making an argument

Agreeing with the liberals for the wrong reasons - 101. Search it on YT bro.

Men should be fined for a lil' wank, but women are encouraged to slice'n dice unborn children?
Sounds like end times to me.

>Unborn child

>Nearly universally agreed that the first moment of a human life is conception

>Lady probably just upset that nobody gets freaky with her

If men get fined $100 for every time they jerk off, then how much will we fine women for aborting an ACTUAL human life?

>all men are rapists in wait and lack self control
>men should not jerk off to get rid of the poison

Are women genuinely retarded?

>Be women
>Refuse to have sex with 99% of guys
>99% of guys jerk it because are forever alone
>Decide solution is to fine the 99% you won't sleep with
>99% still forever alone and now broke.

Feminism in Action, everyone.

If you jerk off in front of a cop, you'll be arrested!

Does Texas ban female masterbation?

That's already illegal. Public indecency

Well, judging from her sagging face and grey hair, she no longer has a period to worry about, so it does not occur to her that women "should be fined" $100 every month for having their period.

yeah she's not trying to be fair she's trying to score a point against the evil menz

gas the dykes, sexwar now

>implying sperm is an unborn child

a fertilized egg is an unborn child

semen has millions of little sperms swimming around in it

likewise when a woman's vag bleeds out it's ejecting dead, unfertilized eggs. why not make it a $100 fine to have a period?

What happens if I jerk a cop off with his own hand? Like, just moving the wrm for him.

Legally, who's at fault?

she's just jealous that people would rather jerk off to porn stars and never have kids, than have anything to do with her.

that's called a "dutch oven" and it's only legal in some areas of Pennsylvania

It's a super butthurt shot at anti-abortion conservatives.

That depends
Which one of you pulled his pants down

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Ah this is a joke to undermine abortion laws. Sneaky, sneaky baby killers.

Proposing legislation for the sole purpose of generating publicity should be grounds for recall.

You idiots know this a joke right? You aren't that stupid?

Dutch Rutter*

The oven is where you hold a fart under the sheets.

Plus, what if infertile men jerk off? They aren't killing unborn children because they're physically incapable of creating any.

By this logic women should be fined for menstruating

>mfw I have 140 IQ
>mfw I have to look 15x more to find a decent woman

we should really bring back public beatings

ah fuck you're right
but isn't it "rudder"

Trust me, you don't want to know that

>to intelagent to jack off

I'd owe about $700 for the last 24 hours.

Shit I'm retarded lol

I just want you to know that I did read your entire post. I too am a big Genesis fan.

>developmenting
American education everyone

The ACTUAL equivalent to her proposal would be saying to women: "YOU MUST FERTILISE EVERY EGG YOU HAVE, OTHERWISE IT'S AN ACT AGAINST AN UNBORN CHILD"

Unfertilised gametes =/= fertilised zygote.

you're thinking way too much about this.

why isnt it funny then fucking genius

Andres?

You need to find something else to keep your hands busy

>tfw my wife is a cop

Even though it's not going to pass, most men agree with her and that jacking off is degenerate. We should meme her to be honest, would be one hell of twist if the media covers "Alt-Right is condoning masturbation fine all over twitter". Leftists and feminists will be scratching their heads until they think anti masturbation is against sexual liberation and is tied to nazism. Kek, it might just work.

>unborn child
Dumb bitch doesn't know what happens with semen when you don't ejaculate.
You wouldn't want to impregnate a woman with seed that's been sitting in your balls for 3 months. Protip: it turns brown.

Are the taxpayers paying for the tissues men jack off into? If not, it isn't comparable to the abortion issue

>>Nearly universally agreed that the first moment of a human life is conception

I always figured it was when you started getting brain activity. Before that point, it's just a piece of meat isn't it?

If I remember right, this is about 6 weeks in, so pretty early on.

I bet she supports abortion

RARE NIGGER

The only point of masturbation is easy sexual gratification. If you do it regularly you're a pathetic little beta, seriously. Every time you jack off you release loads of testosterone, stop fucking doing it.

>ejaculating sperm is the same thing as aborting a fetus

this is why the women never should have been given the vote.

the shit that-s gone down in the last 5 years could have been the very end of a very slippery slope back then, before it happened.

so, even if it's really a joke, nothing to laugh at. try spreading a joke about a law that taxes being jewish and see what reaction it gets even if clearly stated as a joke.

fucking white males

>female

the bill is literally because she thinks abortion laws are unfair.

Haha they will never catch me alive...

Vault 7

NO MORE PERIODS!

nop buddy

I wonder what will happen if someone else jacks you off. or a different way to jack off without jacking off. like sticking your dick in a jack off device.

if a woman is on her reds, she should be fined also then

Ejaculating semen = vacuuming out a baby's brains.

this is the kind of thing that makes the left look like drooling idiots

having a problem with pro-life is fine, but who heard her talking about how she wanted to do this super cool ironic prank and just said "I like it, okay"

They just want a precedent they can turn on pro-life conservatives

masturbation isn't the same as abortion

a sperm can never turn into a human on it's own

ugh why are women so DUMB

M-muh genitals m-muh body conversashits fuck off

Javier?

This is fine with me, so long as the trade off is no abortions. Good luck enforcing my jack off sessions.

Sperm isn't a baby for fuck sake

Sounds like a rabid feminist assblasted for being too ugly no man would touch her so she could have an abortion to gain fem cred

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>functionally retarded woman doesn't understand SLED and that conception is the start of life, not that shit in my hands atm.

THEY WILL NEVER CATCH ME, THE SERIAL JERKIN GERKIN

I mean assblasted feminist she can't abort for the 100th time at the expense of taxpayers

>fuck the police

A

>stop masturbating
>have a wet dream
>wake up in a puddle of my own semen
>get fined

I don't even read FUCKING leaf posts anymore, it's so bad

The Congress should pass it as an ultimate troll, it would never be enforced and it would give more credibility to their anti-abortion legislation in the future

>implying this won't be laughed out of the courtroom

> Democrats
Should mandate happy endings at massage parlors, new job creation bill right there.

So... does she orgasm as the child growing within her has it's brain crushed and sucked out?

Is that why she equivocates it to masturbation?

>It's another "dumbfuck liberal confuses scrambling a fetus with flushing a haploid sex cell down the drain" bill

...

>watch porn without headphones on
>neighbor hears and calls the police
>SWAT team storms my place with blacklights and semen sniffing dogs
future looks bright

>developmenting
This is like some 19th century courtroom lawyer talk to make yourself sound intelligent, right? >Aahhh yuh honour... A duhvelipmentin' chile... Cain't naht cuhnsent tuh these alluhgations.

I'm cool with it as long as she comes over 5-6 times a day to collect

underrated

coming straight from the underground!

HOL UP

IF SEMEN AINT A CHILD

HOW DOES IT MOVE ON IT OWN??

I say go for it. I'm already several months into my edging and I still haven't CUMMM yet. One of these days i'm gonna snap and rape a bitch.

Oh how the hate rises

But sperm (or eggs for that matter until fertilized) aren't people until it fertilizes an egg.

I get that this is virtue signalling but it doesn't make sense.

I'm still baffled by how colossally stupid women are. Semen alone can't become a baby. It'd be like punishing women for menstruating. I guess they need any excuse to be able to shirk responsibility

This is not news. It will go nowhere. It accomplishes nothing.