/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TYCOON EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com/
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #7 3/10/17
youtu.be/VaNZ4Gm1ylM
>Pres Trump Health Care Discussion 3/10/17
youtu.be/yRYEQy2eSmI
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be/IcnBVg7b7Y0
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be/qGSEDSQpK6A
>Pres Trump surprises WH Tourists 3/7/17
youtu.be/DvK11Mc8xYs
>Pres Trump announces new Exxon jobs 3/6/17
youtu.be/niL5cceNcIc
>Tillerson/Kelly/Sessions Presser on Travel Ban 3/6/17
youtu.be/-Yi8nGNyJvo
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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>We have now passed the 50-day mark of the Donald Trump administration and one thing is clear: There is no new Trump.

Trump and the Parasitic Presidency
nytimes.com/2017/03/13/opinion/trump-and-the-parasitic-presidency.html

Drumpf is a parasite. we have to fight him with antibiotics and radiation.

SPICE RALLY SOON

youtu.be/UinRL0YIUHg

>this is a 10/10 in Germany

youtube.com/watch?v=lOpfbmFwM-4

youtube.com/watch?v=lOpfbmFwM-4

youtube.com/watch?v=lOpfbmFwM-4

AJ until we get the Spice

Only the CIA can do that
The CIA was and still is trying to blow up american ships so that we spend more to replace them and then "people" make more money off of that.
kek
Trumps budget shuts down all that terrestrial trash like global warming studies

What was the healthcare thing about earlier? Did Trump speak?

Why hasn't the administration released proof of the wiretapping?

>There is no new Trump.
Did they actually expect him to change? All they've done is made him angrier.
And surely they know what happens when a nationalist is angry...

Oh damn, I didn't know.

>on all levels except physical I am the president of the United States of Europe
[EU collapses]

nypost.com/2017/03/13/how-does-it-feel-to-work-for-a-fascist-woman-confronts-spicer-in-apple-store/

guys... take a look at this

i can't stand it anymore... Spicer was ambushed at an apple store?

why didn't he call down his mobile suit? why did he fall for the apple meme? i guess this is it... it's over

Yeah he said a few things. He was obviously angry that its so fucking bad. Then he just had the group introduce themselves and their problems.
It was just one of those normal around-the-table-introduction things

100% the CIA is shilling this guy. It reeks of reappropriated memes.

Germany is lost

(checked)

Everything here is satire, of course. We are peaceful people who make fun of the violent people via satire.

Bill Clinton is in the hospital apparently.

They are saying it "appears to be" a stroke?
I thought that is easy to tell?

We should unironically meme this into reality.

dont you mean you'll drive a truck of peace at him?

>Waddya mean women don't belong in the military user? *cries*
What do?

tbqh you should delete your post before you get sent to konzentrationslager

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>“So I watched the video over and over again,” she said. “And his words were clear…’Such a great country that allows you to be here.’ That is racism and it is an implied threat.”
Straight back into the loo she goes

Why exactly did the GOP decide to completely ignore Rand Paul's plan? They could have at very least used it as the starting point instead of Ryan's garbage plan.

paul.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/ObamacareReplacementActSections.pdf

Germans were a mistake.
>t. Otto Von Bismarck

He kinda looks like he's having a stroke most of the time nowadays so it's hard to tell

Is that this Chealsea Manning character I've heard so much about?

Yes
>republican let it pass for lulz
>lefties get fined for masturbating

i ask her what she's doing in my basement

awoo~

you should really fucking delete that post
governments dont fuck around with that shit you dumbass
I've been visited by feds, you should rephrase that so that its not a threat

>*cries*
You just made my point, slut.

>100% the CIA is shilling this guy. It reeks of reappropriated memes.

but money we're gonna reverse image search a picture of him to a schulz general thread in the upcoming vault 7 leaks

Surprised she didn't call it rape too tbqh

Hans, you're going to die.

that cannot be real
r-right?

Does anyone have anymore of this photoset?

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unfortunately this

Germans are just too fucking stupid

trust me. we have a lot of german immigrants here in glorious SWITZERLAND and almost all of those germans are extremely leftist passive aggressive cunts

Beat the shit out of her and tie her up while she is crying and then tell her "This is why you can't be in the military.

Nothing new. The SPD has been a CIA puppet for ages.

The only reason Schröder became Chancellor in the 90s was because the CIA and the Clinton Foundation flooded the SPD with campaign money, under the condition that a Social Democratic government would support Bill's bombing of the Balkans.

hello

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph560676b449870

youtube.com/watch?v=xqw1byJrkbA

youtube.com/watch?v=ZmHQZPyWkdE

make america great again with your dick
impregnate all the white women
yeah

>Thank you for proving my point.

OY VEY

Yes I'll dump

Looks like you're fucked hans
Go out in a blaze of glory pls

Because Trump hitched his wagon to Ryancare

Rand is simply not an alpha. When he doesn't get his way, he goes to the MSM to complain. He doesn't take his problems head on. He ends up hurting his cause more than helping.

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pls more my benis demands it

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>pornhub
>not edited Peppa Pig videos

post her full set

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His GF was cute.

what kind of craziness were you posting that made the letters visit you?

SPICING IN T MINUS 15 MINUTES

the most confusing part is how they wouldn't even let Rand in the room when drafting it.

dont fucking do that ever again
the feds are not nice people

>Whoops, hee hee. What are you looking at, boys? :)

yeah

Really? Were you posting here?

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Who administered the SS before DHS was created?

every time someone ask me i post the image and i get in more trouble.
i said i was going to hurt two of their protectees. that's all i'll say. threats get reported into the fbi then into the USSS.
they aren not joking around.

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Merkel got him.

How the fuck do you enforce something like that anyway?

Haha, good joke, Hans! I know you'd never do that! Your ironic humor is really funny!

i showed my little nephew this pic and told him this what happens when u stay in the bath tub for too long....he bugged out lmao

Afternoon lads.

Anything to add?

h-hes just kidding, GIS

see:
dept of treasury, the USSS was created to counter fake money originally, then when people got scared of assassinations they were handed more responsibility.

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>shake up health debate

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She is trying to make a point knowing it will never fly. Imagine the hilarity that ensues if it does pass.

Dept of the Treasury.

German getting detained at very hihg speeds.

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IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?

Let's write a 2016 election erotic novel

I'll start:

I whipped my big flopping cock out and planted it harshly on her forehead.

>*SLAP!*

"Ouch Donald, that hurts a lot!" Hillary Clinton said as I clasped the base of my orange python and smeared her winkled and papery face with my ¡Jeb!

"WRONG!" I shouted, before thrusting into her loser mouth.

YOUR PUFFY NIPPLES

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It's always some hysterical bitch who flips out and gets triggered who starts some shit like this.

There are men who get hysterical and lose control of their emotions too but it doesn't happen nearly as often and when it does the man takes responsibility for his actions.

Women just hide behind the ">muh emotions" shield of criticism-deflection.

>white liberal friend thinks that Christians voting based on their religious beliefs is worse than muslims voting for their beliefs/gibs

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Does someone have the Ted pic where he talks like an anime character and lets Donald have the delegates?

>those nipples

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>he doesnt know 1776 commences every day at 11:00
what a waste of sweet dubles

FUCKING BLOW ME CUNT

damn those are some fine torpedoes

Jesus are all military women this slutty?

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kek
its not a flattering photo

Germans just need to get over the whole "oh no I don't want to look like a Nazi" angst.

Wait. Both Treasury and DHS are exec branch depts, right? The XO today could totally modify the SS's responsibilities

yes

but 90% of them dont have that kind of body