Have robot waifus that can walk around been invented yet?

Have robot waifus that can walk around been invented yet?

Just doing my annual check and I figured you guys would know the latest developments

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No. That thing is terrifying, so we have quite a ways to go.

there has been progress. it is slow, but it is something, at least.
do some joogling, im not going to spoon feed you

No, the eternal roastie will never allow it

Bipedal motion seems pretty difficult for any robot.

I dont think so, i bet even basic android models that can cook/clean & fuck replace 50-80% of women.

No need to ask here. Just check if /r9k/ has stopped posting.

>implying anyone on /r9k/ could afford one

I don't understand why they don't just build them with anime heads and sidestep the uncanny valley entirely.

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We're getting closer.

I predict humanoid robots in 500 years

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I'm willing to bet you check up on this issue more than just annually.

It must be a taste thing for the people that actually drop ten grand on one, they always tend to look like 35 year old porn stars the week before they retire

Honestly any robot that can walk/talk/cook/clean & fuck would be used for military purposes waaay before it became a consumer product.
Bi-pedial robots will be shooting at us before shaging us.

Good point!

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>implying they won't rape us at gunpoint

>automated lethal force decisions

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"We want the Jesse Jane audience"

what a strange face

Why would we invent ones that can walk?
We'd have to put them on a chain which costs more money?

Here's very deo of my robot waifu giving me my morning shave.
youtu.be/oVe-uPw2p-8

man hands

I think irl anime looks even more uncanny.

She looks like that Nigel Farage Pepe.

Anime only looks good in 2D.

3D can't emulate superior 2D, that's why virtual waifus are the future, not robotic ones.

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THIS

Or make them look like aliens or androids.

But no, they absolutely have to do for the 3DPD look because that's all that people could possibly want to fuck.

When will this blatant anthropocentrism be addressed Sup Forums? Why aren't the SJWs on it?

Good point. They might have severe porn addiction and be obsessing with pornstars.

I think will have fuckable robots long before a good brain-machine interface.

The white birth rate in America is already bad enough. Allow this into the market and basically whites will become a total minority.

None of these fuckers will get surrogates so what's even the point. Millennials have been proven as a failure of an entire generation. Since none of them will have offspring because they rather have so called "freetime" which is what adults were never meant to have.

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Sure, and they will just be a halfway experience. Virtual ones are the end point.

uncanny valley max

and her hands are far too big

what emotion do you feel for being alive?

>rigid
>curious

kek

>tfw you'll never have to deactivate your waifu after she gets hacked and tries to kill you

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Fuck off, I'm on no day.

Please

wake me up inside (I CAN'T WAKE UP)

>voice actor
>script writers
>robotics company

It's like a chuck e cheese performance

Damnit. Beat me to it.

They are making brothels with these things. Which seems gross for a variety of reasons.

Yuck.

They probably can be cleaned and disinfected better than real women.

They keep trying to make them look like real women though, that's what's gross.

She could choke the life out of Andre the Giant with those huge man hands. Like a couple of honey baked hams.

imagine how big her hands would look inside your dick

just wait for the japanese versions. the american versions are pig disgusting just like american women and american cartoon porn compared to hentai.

>tfw it malfunctions, squeezes too hard and rips your dick off midfuck....

forget robot waifus

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Kind of. Search for sex robots

>you will be long dead before half decent robo waifus are available for a reasonable price

Just end me famalam

I wonder if any female porn stars will get those installed to become IRL futanari

Whatever man. I never thought I would live long enough to see even basic ones made.

Yet here we are.