Destroy Roman Empire after subverting it from within

>Destroy Roman Empire after subverting it from within
>Europe enters dark ages of misery and woe
>Fall under control of Charlesmagne which allows for Europe to prosper again
>Be controlled by Holy Roman Empire and Hapsburgs, things are pretty good for Germans
>Be series of divided weak city-states, things pretty good for Germans
>Germans chimp out in Thirty Years War, burn down the continent and cripple Christendom forever
>Post-Westphalia become even more independent and divided up states. Things pretty good again
>Germany unifies, burns down the continent and themselves few decades later
>Become dominated by Britain & France, Germany grows during the roaring twenties (don't believe the Nazi propaganda)
>Elect Hitler, a little over a decade later they've burned down the entire continent and themselves again
>Be dominated by the US/USSR, the US side prospers and is pretty good
>Germany reunifies but remains neutered under US hegemony, things stay good
>US power wanes, Germany reasserts itself in foreign policy
>European continent is again being burnt down

Why do Germans fuck themselves and everyone else over the second they get together and act independently?

The German would rather rule over ruins than to not rule at all

Ironic coming from an anglo that destroyed the world.

Explain how we destroyed the world. Oh, we opposed the menace that time and time again tried to conquer and rule over the people of Europe? Gullible fools falling for the German propaganda or you're either, god forgive me for even muttering the word, a kraut

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Its the other way around
>rome tries to conquer and pacify germania; fails
>use them as foederati to fight their wars; eventually get taken over from the immigration
>charlemagne unifies westeen europe; europe prospers
>HRE forms, habsburgs emerge to rule european politics
>britain and france cant let that happen, beat them down
>prussia and austria emerges and strong germanic states
>napoleon cant let that happen, beats them down
>germany finally forms into a national entity that can rival france and britian
>cant let that happen, ww1
>germany rises again with hitler and dominates europe
>cant let that happen ww2

WATCHA DOING MR. RABBI ?!!!!

If the Romans were so great, how come they got absolutely fucking destroyed by a bunch of dumb, unwashed forestniggers?

You do realize if Germany did not invade Russia, then Russia was going to topple Europe when it became strong enough. WWII weakened them enough so that they could never run a conquest of their own.

Selling opium to China was a despicable act.

the fall of western rome was like a new MMO server opening up. Tons of fun times and adventure

you're lucky the aussie let you immigrate cunt. we all know you're a no dick asian boi.

I personally right now am selling opium to some chinks pimping out their kids to afford it. God bless the empire nigger

Invalid assumption.

Tell the Mexicans and South Americans to stop their drug trade into our nation then.

Agreed. Have a chat with the CIA about it also.

>this is what Germancucks really believe

Laughable. China should have removed their non-tariff barriers to trade when they had the chance. You think it's any different today? Where do you think all those mail order research chemicals, the MDMA, ketamine, and methamphetamine analogs come from? Nowhere but China. Fuck off Chang, we are moments away from turning the tables and burning you down, just wait for it and see.

Kids don't listen to the anglo or you will end up in its blood factory

Too funny.

>non tariff barriers
Opium was about balancing the mercantilist trade deficit with china, there were no barriers except the uks own mercantilist policies

Look, we lost the war and all. But don't pretend you Brits didn't do lots of shady, criminal shit with your Empire.

Piracy, addicting populations to opium at gunpoint, conquering the Afrikaaner, not killing every single black male.

It's not possible to erect and maintain an Empire without breaking mankind.

And you lost it in crap bucketing Germany from becoming Europes hegemon.

Kek