RISK Modern Day Edition

I got a treat for all you Sup Forumsacks today, spent the last few hours creating this RISK modern day edition. Now keep in mind this is extremely experimental, the first time it's ever been played and so may have some very skewed rules.

Nevertheless, there was no modern world-wide RISK map I could find before, and now you all can now fulfill your dreams of being God-Emperor Trump or Putin or whatever.

Rolling is going to be fast, deadly and quick. No more waiting to fill up AFK nations over a billion turns. You miss a turn, you'll probably be dead.

NATIONS THAT START OFF WITH NUKES:
United States (3)
Russia (3)
Britain (2)
France (2)
China (2)
India (1)
Pakistan (1)
Israel (1)
North Korea (1)


Anyway, with all that out of the way - pick your nation!

No one wants to play? Damn, I thought you guys would like playing some modern-day RISK.

USA

bonus updated

are we playing or not?

If we can get enough people then yes.

is the black in the middle east ISIS?

Hey whats up guys UK here.

Pre-set nations and bonuses based on regions do not mix well. With that said there is already a map similar to this with significantly lower bonuses.

Russia

Yep, spread out over their other areas as well (so like Nigeria, Libya, Yemen, etc)

Nah man

Fug, you guys want me to OP this map instead?

Nah, prefer the one you chose, OP.

nah

for my roll I want to take over Quebec and then all of canada

pali

Alright so we got Russia, USA and UK. If we can get two other players we'll start. Feel free to roll in the meanwhile.

Claiming Brazil

Have fun against USA with a +30 bonus and 3 nukes on turn 3 then

Good luck

have a feeling I might spill, so go into mexico's green +3 territory

so many wasted du bs :(

claim Kurds
attack isis

Which one, Syrian (Yellow) or Iraqi Kurds (Orange)?

And spills?

Joining as China

roll to fill South America (no specific locations)

Is this what dying feels like?

claim Kurds
attack isis

do nuked places stay nuked forever? can we only nuke one region, or on the border of two regions, cancelling them both?

Ok, that's it, we're starting!

If you haven't already rolled, reply to this post and roll for Year 1!

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iraqi

take Nepal

Nuked places stay nuked forever, and for balance reasons your nuke can only target one region, not cross over into two regions.

The New Zealand pacific Empire will rise.

First decree is declare war on the Australian Devils, with them removed we can then use their slaves to conquer the rest of the pacific.

Would you like to consider an alliance?

Claim Norks

nuke USA

Invade Ukraine

Is plus 22 right (small screen)

Sure.

Joining as South Africa
South Africa invades Botswana

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Claim Finland, invade Estonia.

roll for nuking US

go ahead monkey, I have more bonuses now

Not wasting any time huh?

I am supreme leader USA DOGS will boe to me

YEAR 1

As America was carrying out the Day of the Rake, it got nuked by North Korea!

Also guys, remember this match is quick with massive rolls, specify spills or you won't get them.

UK
Invade Ireland.

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Take Tasmania Island off australia

Claim France, invade those fucking Spaniards!

Invade North Korea, spill South Korea.
;)

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Any major nations that have not been picked?

Press on through Australia (soon to be New new Zealand), send forces deeper into the pacific.

Create Abbo regiment for mine clearance.

Nuke China

faggot you cant you already used your nuke

Invade that one Mexican +3 region and then invade Japan from Hawaii.

Yeah lots left over, Germany, Italy, Japan, Pakis, the poos in loos, etc.

Invade Ireland, spill Canada.

attack iraq> syrian kurds >rest of syria

Yeah, I was just getting adjusted.

South Africa annexes Lesotho, Swaziland and Namibia. (spills to Mozambique)

Fill last tile in Bolivia, then fill Colombia and Venezuela, spill south

North Korea only gets one nuke.

Liberate Karelia from the Russians, spills into Kola.

invade mongolia spill Invade Kazakhstan

I'll choose Germany then.
May I roll?

NAP?

You don't have a direct connection to Canada anymore (Greenland is Danish), America has the eastern seaboard of Canada, do you want to invade them?

Pali

with what?

Sure, go ahead.

Take Austria.

Agreed

Mate, Australia belongs to us you dirty sausages.

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nice meme
>mfw he actually isn't memeing and cannot read

idea: us 3 ally and take everyone over

France here, looking to make allies with USA

Yes, nuke DC.

invade hawaii

don't forget afghanistan

nice bonus right behind china with some blue

Show respect to the New Zealand Pacific Power you cunt.

Also I apologize, I thought you wanted my lands. Good luck Ferter.

I'd be down for that.
Russia, you in?

Alliance, you take Spanish America, I'll take British America.

Da

Let us divide the pigs amongst ourselves

New Zealand wants in. Our interest lie in Pacific and South America. I an willing to leave lower Asia to give space for other powers expansions.

you're both fucked

let's show these fags who's boss

Deal.

Nice.
Ask USA
have fun
have fun

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fixing name

Breaking news, bongs have been killed by america.
NEXT ROUND HEADLINER

Already bowing to the USA eh? Grow some balls and make a decision mate.

YEAR 2

A lot of you guys are still wasting a lot of spills, remember this match will move extremely quickly and for once there might actually be a a single world RISK winner. Taking 3 or 4 countries in one go, especially if you are a big country, is not uncommon.

Also lots of countries still left up for grabs for newcomers.

Shit, I didn't see your reply, factoring in your previous spills and your nuke, roll for this turn.

We will take your sheep and make hats for the German women we enslave.

Annex south Korea with the full power of the military. And whos my ally?

invade poo in loos, spill Paki