How the FUCK did this tiny island conquer 1/3 of the world??

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ETERNAL

ANGLO

everyone just assumed it was classical banter by their bantz just went a bit too far.

The better question is how did they go from that to losing 3 wars to Iceland so quickly?

Naval superiority and the ability the administrate their conquests whilst effectively squashing any uprisings.

they got extremely lucky. living on an island is a natural defense. while the rest of yurop was dealing with the huns, mass migrations and the collapse of the western roman empire, the english had it relatively easy. they kind of won by default

>Losing 3 wars

lol no

American civil "war" was an internal dispute and not a war;
The Great War ended with neither side victorious;
World War 2 was won by Russia and the allies (including UK).

All that stuff was either before or during the time when England was getting fucked by Normans and Vikings. So why was England able to recover and the rest of Europe unable?

cucking

Ghandi didn't have nukes back then

Fuck knows, tbqhfamalam.

Kys what the fuck is that pic why save it?
Everybody knows you use lubricant for such circumstances.

Tea.

Not even joking senpai.

> losing three wars to Iceland

>Gun beats spear.

By exporting its people

Luck if we had been land locked with Europe we wouldn't of had it so good, we were close enough to Europe to share in her technological and intellectual bounties but naturally isolated enough to not be dragged down by her maledictions which just left us in the superior position and the rest of the world was easy pickings.

English 100 years go

>Everybody knows you use lubricant for such circumstances.
We're not all Turks like you. Raping young boys isn't really our expertise.

English 2 years ago

Discipline and Scotsmen.

For hundreds of years and on almost every continent, if you heard something like this youtube.com/watch?v=k_iBe4swTi8 coming closer towards you, it was time to run away. Death was to follow.

British military discipline and Scottish soldiers and pipers.... it's like Satan firing up a cordless drill.

Capitalism.

Britain was the first country to realize money is a more efficient method of control than weapons. While Spain, France etc would spend huge amounts on armies trying to subdue and evangelize savages we just outsourced colonialism to a private conglomerate who then proceeded to buy natives.

Typical divide and conquer tactics desu, Dianne Abbott was right on that one.

British people are basically Orcs.

Expensive naval power upkeeping an insanely profitable trade hegemony. See the United States since WW2.

This. Was going to post something like this.

O really!
You forgot what kind of empire you have built.

it was highly desirable land

that attracted many conquerors, qed

Now with more gender inclusion

>Americans
>Originality
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Not even being ironic here, it's because anglos are the ultimage race. Everywhere we touched and colonised turned to prosperity. It's hard fact. Roman genes, german genes, nordic genes, we have it all.

>The romans never occupied England.

>England never had a large scale civil war.

>England was never at war with 100 years.

This shit coming from the man whose country lost to fucking birds.

But it's true though because the only reason why us amerisharts won the revolutionary war and the war of 1812 was because we fought until you realized that this shit's a waste of money.

>Everywhere we touched and colonised turned to prosperity.
Africa?

You mean a hard as nails officer class overseeing a shit-ton of native troops, and the ability to run a country better than anyone else.

the basis is strong institutions, follow by army force and trades

I wanted to argue this and then I looked at a photo of Wayne Rooney.

Good point, similar dental hygiene

This

Hail Britanniae

Even Africa was looking pretty good in the '20s.

Can you read cunt?

What is India.

WE WUZ WHITE

That and the fucking eternal French, at least in the case of the revolution.

Genetics

Ah an what we'd stand for againm ? Something something demonstratum

Because we're better than you, and now we're going to smash you in the one thing you're good at, ya fuckin' Kiwi cunt.

Kek.

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VERY FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

We didn't really colonise those places, we milked them for resources. There is only tiny anglo populations in them.

Yeah, sorry lad. Realised after I'd posted.

Anglos are great at killing off white competition.

Thanks to anglo (that was cheated by Chinese), now Chinese only in china are 1,3 milliard and rising and white people are 800 millions and diminishing.

>20's

Rhodesia was looking great until 1980 or so, hell Rhodesia was supplying a destroyed europe with excess grain during the 50's, now "Zimbabwe" is starving to death despite millions in UN aid

same with south africa up until the ANC

India is literally still using railways the Empire built.

>Born too late to sail to Africa and enslave 2 chocolate qts
FHHUUGGG

Industrial revolution
Best navy on the planet
Conquered goog america and didnt mix with the natives

>GoddAMN it feels good to be white

Oppression
;^)

>How the FUCK did this tiny island conquer 1/3 of the world??

they simply believed they could

Exactly. That's because India was civilized when it was occupied by Britain. They lost all their progress once you left.

Upvoted!

You'd have to stay there. As soon as you landed back home they'd be free and running off to bang Sir Chadsworth Chaddington VC.

You did not win 1812. You surrendered.

We were busy fighting Napoleon so had to put you on hold. Jackson was the last true president you ever had.

that plus getting rival tribes to fight each other otherwise it would never happen, it be difficult even with guns.
like look at thailand, they got europeans to fight each other and japans xenophaobia saved them

South africa was actually importing Australian levels of anglo immigration until 1947. They were full on getting ANGLO'd.com for a few decades

then the Afrikaner National party won the election in 47', halted Anglo immigration and introduced apartheid (they were afraid of an anglo majority outvoting them at the polls)

>and the war of 1812

Anglo superiority

this tbqh relatives

We didn't win at all. All we did was not lose.

>The romans never occupied England.

The land mass to be known as England sure.

it was our Manifest destiny, our people and culture were destined to civilise the world and create the greatest colonies in human history

>it's the vietnam argument

You can't polish a turd.

You get what I mean.

Then what did we do?

So the Brits are master manipulators... I guess there's something to the ETERNAL ANGLO meme

Beady eyed cunts

fucking teutophiles no doubt

roasted the roach

Surrender

They were better.

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>>The romans never occupied England.
>>England never had a large scale civil war.
>>England was never at war with 100 years.
>lost to fucking birds.
>2500+ enemy casualties
>0 friendly casualties
>lost

If the US surrendered then why does it still even exist?

Island nation, naval doctrine and a lot of strategy. Brawn didn't really come into it so much, it was making the right decisions at the right times

Also the French revolution helped quite a bit too, whilst France was in disarray Britain made its move

Germany still exists and they did it twice in recent history. How the would france exist after hundreds of years of surrender?

Based oldest ally

The phrase you're looking for here is Perfidious Albion, bless her little cotton, silk, and opium socks.

Superior technology. They used thunder sticks to conquer indians and niggers.

This is the correct answer

>the war of 1812

The war of 1812 was a stalemate, America kept the USA territories Britain kept Canada America did try to occupy Canada and was repelled.

America ran out of money, Britain ran out of interest as the real focus was France and Spain in Europe, Africa and India.

>Tea

in the Sahara

with (((you)))

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>Also the French revolution helped quite a bit too, whilst France was in disarray Britain made its move
This honestly can't be overstated enough. Having relative political stability, especially when compared to our European rivals at the time, is arguably the number one reason for our historic success.

>Civil war not a war
Lol 20% of southern military age dead.
>Great war ended with neither side victorious
Well you owed a lot to our banks so...
>WW2 was won by russia
With American equipment. Without American clothes food and boots the Ruskies would have frozen with the Germans

Two countries came together and decided to civilise the modern world.

>Also the French revolution helped quite a bit too, whilst France was in disarray Britain made its move
It was their lack of population growth, you already had them on the ropes after the 7 years war, but you guys experience your greatest population growth ever in the 19th century while at one point France reached a growth of 0%. Fucking zero growth.

East India Corp + Bank of England and interest free credit expansion built the British Empire far as I can tell. Guido Fawkes types and the Pope of Rome started to bring her down by about 1800.

>With American equipment. Without American clothes food and boots the Ruskies would have frozen with the Germans
Supplied with our merchant navy...

England got utterly conquered by the. Norman's that's how.

Then how come Iceland didn't fair as well?

>tfw you will never be british

It's OK m8, as long as you try.