Why are gays so happy besides AIDS, tons of STDs and everything?

Why are gays so happy besides AIDS, tons of STDs and everything?

Spend all day at the beach or cooking and eating good food. Perpetually in shape and healthy (besides the aids and stuff) because they don't want to die inside.

They are post-(((subversion))). No more pain. Not a sociologically infested roastie in sight.

Nice point

Wtf I love cock now

deep delusion

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Because we don't have to deal with women's shit, besides a few female-minded twinks but they're for fucking, not dating. I'm usually on cycle so I'm happy as fuck the entire time, I'm making great money doing the job I love, I'm hot so I get free coke every time go out to a bar without having to suck a cock for it, I go on holiday at least 4 times a year, and I have wonderful friends.

Same case for almost every other gay guy I know. HIV is so overmemed as well. Almost nobody I know fucks niggers or coalburners so there's barely any chance of getting pozzed, especially as a top.

Every hedonist is happy while they're hedonising. The second that stops, however, they're usually quite depressed.

Should add that 90% of the gays I know are hardline right wing. The only thing we're leftist on is gay tolerance, not even gay marriage.

I second this.

kek

easy one. because they can't get pregnant

Because of heavy use of poppers, coke, and heroin.
This muh based gays is T_D tier stuff.

Kissing a woman is like kissing a puddle of water.

Kissing a man is like kissing a wild bear.

what a fag

Because they don't have to deal with women

>Why are gays so happy?
You should know.

We don't have to expend energy dealing with women

They don't have to deal with women.

That was easy. GG, op, no reƶ

They don't have to deal with women.

Also you don't get AIDS unless you bareback like a degenerate.

pretty sure you can get hung for being a gay in your 5th world country

no women

Substance abuse (high alcohol intake or recreational drugs).

I don't think they enjoy life past 30. Especially lesbians. They just can't really fulfill each other and no longer get a thrill from it.

huh is that real? It also roughly coincides with republican presidencies