Brit/pol/ - 5,000 posts edition

>Theresa May FINALLY wins the power to trigger Article 50 as historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4308576/Tory-rebels-concede-defeat-EU-Bill.html

>Jeremy Corbyn: Scottish independence would be 'economically catastrophic'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-scottish-independence-would-be-economically-catastrophic-a3488206.html

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
uk.businessinsider.com/scottish-independence-bmg-poll-sampling-error-behind-bmg-poll-putting-support-on-49-2017-2

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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Man cave

desu

Please stop

But I was dared to

Get the egon spacker to concede defeat and I will stop posting.

>Please kill yourself

FTFY

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I dare you to stop.

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))

>(((Western Culture)))

Audible kek

Tell him to unconditionally surrender, I am not negotiating with anglos.

Couldn't resist. Today it means : kikes, multiracial peace, feminism, BASED LEGAL immigration etc

This is my melody

And it's just a ravers fantasy

'Cause I know

If you're in love with me tonight

We'll rave right through the night

Achtung!

If no one's complaining about what I'm doing am I really doing it?

well this was easy, and fun, atleast for a while

>inb4 the whiny bitches crying now start crying about the fact that I didn't go for the goal
xd

3 3 3 3

I honestly feel obliged to go for the 5,000 even though I do not find this enjoyable anymore

hate dilemmas desu

cuck

Possibly the most cancerous tripshit

square go

the state of this thread

Told you you're too much of a coward.

>implying I've stopped

blow me

I've spread to global Sup Forums

>brit/pol/ without yktd

Why even live?

sacrificing a little speed

but less chance of getting banned when I'm progressively spamming every thread

>anonymongs and tripfags alike think they can stop this

arbeit macht frei

alright lads I'm not that autistic, well I am but I have other priorities too.

But I will hit that 5,000 soon.

Believe me.

nighty night sweetcheeks

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What's it like not having friends?

Well well well, looks like I have a stalker.

Huge crowd out tonight, glad all one of you laughed.

I really don't like Nicola Sturgeon, boys

Ask Pubes

Just be thankful you dont roll over on a morning and find yourself gazing upon it

Are you saying you woudlnt stir last nights haggis?

Just ask any tripshit

how would you from 5 years ago feel if you were told that jontron being retweeted by david duke was an eye-roll inducing non-event by this point?

Only subhumans dislike anime

exactly the same as i feel now.

Complete indifference as i have no fucking idea who either of these are.

I noticed bizzaro world when the conservatives won the election. I've had no idea what reality im living in since then.

Nobody does.

jontron is a guy who makes funny youtube videos

david duke is the klan guy

David duke is that KKK youtube meme whom broke Sup Forums for a bit when he went on alex jones years back.

jontron, some youtuber, fuck knows.

I think he's finally broken. It's taken long enough for him. He just can't defend himself in a reasonable discussion anymore without going full SJW, kek.

so some pleb on jewtube, gets mentioned on twatter by a klanpleb.

Two people with absolutely no political power on a platform for idiots.

again...

Indifference.

You're not wrong, but dont underestimate the youtubes..

Its obvious there is some kind of turning of the tide happening and the internet is a big part of it even if some of the players are basically nobodies.

The other user raises an interesting point about five years ago, shits changing fast.

Some people said 2012 was the end of the world, and maybe it was..

THE OLD WORLD.

>Its happening

So is Brexit finally going to happen tmrw?

BREXIT is happening right now, we are currently at full steam across the atlantic and are due to dock with the east coast US sometime within the next few million years.

twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/841494265356263424

What did he mean by this?

You realize the european continent moves as well?

Just posting so you guys know how tough I am for staying up so late

Lad... Incredible. Must be a VPN.

Tell me more.

No, I really am just that tough

amazing, isn't it?

I have nothing on tomorrow, why are you up?

I am a NEET.

Have we left the EU let, lads?

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
That was from a poll a moth ago.
Since then there has been 2 polls showing yes at 48% and 50% without dks
I doubt all 3 of the polls were caused by 'sampling errors'

I think Hitchens wants us to emigrate to Japan.

Polls suggest Brexit is impossible.
Polls suggest Trump winning is impossible.

Polls are not worth the money they pay the statisticians to collate em.

I may as well be one, going to bed now though

Nanight fellow user.

why do you guys worship this kike loser so much?

Thoughts?
youtu.be/XVqSVvfJSME

Come on, lads, you used to love rozzie wars. Your mum said you can have turkey dinosaurs for tea if you reply.

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I mean why not?
The country is dead anyway.

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Reminder that hard Brexit is retarded and will propel the Lib Dems into power.

where are the good parts of England

from Leicester, so anywhere is an improvement

I'd say Middlesbrough is alright.
Best parmos in the world.

My dream place to live in would by the lake District, if I could afford it.

Bath and Winchester are nice.

Polls were split on brexit
Scotland

Neck yourself Scotcuck.

>of England
though Wales is obviously English

Yes, it was more of a subtle joke as the remainers acted like the british isles was literally going to float away into the atlantic when we voted for bredit.

Anywhere outside of landan, thats not in a big city.

Some cities/town are more culturally enriched than others though.

i heard something about brexit happening this 31st

polls had remain 10 points ahead on the day of the referendum

its a destitute industry that doesnt take into account first time voters. take it with a grain of salt.

Also would like to apologize to brit user for goading the kraut, i'd hoped he spam more and get himself banned for a bit till he at least uses a vpn/proxy.

>implying it wasn't the leavers who all thought that was it and we'don't be out and gone the day after the referendum

What the fuck you talking about m8? We've already left and re-established the Empire. Trade talks with Rhodesia are proceeding right at this very moment.

Fuck I love Mummy May

Why? She led the department that presided over the highest levels of migration ever to this country.

>Man cave

>ever expecting critical thinking from mummy may posters

They have about a month of reasonably assumed genuine naivety left regarding May's 'conservative' credentials before it simply becomes trolling.

Immigration is a good thing