How do I turn straight?

Guys I did some weird stuff when I was at university. Some guys showed me how to have fun on our own, it continued for couple semesters, and I enjoyed it, but I feel like, with my uni time coming to an end I should stop bouncing from dick to dick and just turn 100% straight and slowly start working up to grown up relationships, family etc. I'm gonna miss getting dicked down every weekend, but it could be worse I guess.

Anyone here turned straight? Any tips on how to do it? I don't want to be a degenerate anymore.

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>get toaster
>fill bath tub
>plug toaster in
>????
>you're cured user, congrats on not being an abomination anymore.

>contract aids
>accept jesus
>die
>wait for new body and purified desires
>"thank you Jesus"
>Jesus winks "you're welcome"
>Jesus looks very nice
>you're getting hard now
>ohshititdidntwork.png
>Go to Hell
Sorry faggot there's no way to fix it

The premise of this post is hilarious

test

testin

again

hmm

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Call Mike pence

nope

one more time

well that was productive

last time

youtube.com/watch?v=LC1uG8DmgGE
lol

just one more

weird nothing happened and there was changed

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Realistically speaking, does the electroshock therapy work? I think I could do that, although I heard different opinions. I just don't want to crave dick anymore.

What is this thread even?

???

a test thread

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Are you a leaf with a Polish proxy? I thought that country was free of degeneracy like that.

I love you, user

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start with taping dildos to walls and doing that, then try finding a gf that's into pegging, but also regular sex. slowly ween off of the dick and into the puss puss

Omg kill urself you computer wiz tripcode hacking faggot

First off, stop watching porn, beating off, etc. Next take a month or two off of your life and go to a cabin in the woods and chop wood, meditate on the root cause of why you are craving dicks in you face, and if you start getting aroused from those thoughts start chopping wood again. Think about the potentially wonderful life you can have with a wonderful woman and begin to fantasize about this woman. If at the end of this you cannot get an erection for your fantasy woman, give up, come back to civilization and receive electroshock therapy until your faggotry ceases or you are dead, whichever comes first.

no you should just embrace the dick

u jelly of my hax?

>mfw all of the chiks at uni know you have had a cock in your mouth. Pic related.

Get a rope and hang yourself, always works.