There are old people posting on this board right now

>there are old people posting on this board right now

If you are over the age of 22 you need to leave here immediately.

Seriously, rethink what you are doing with your life and get it together if you want to save the white race.

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How about I smack your shit instead you utter fetus

>tfw 21

feels bad to be wasting good years here

What if I'm 22

>tfw turning 20
>already own my own business as a handyman.

>inb4 hanydman a shit
I know handymen who clear over 200k per year despite not having a general contractors license. It's all about who you know and whether you're a dirty kike or not.

There's an age limit?

WTF I HATE Sup Forums NOW!

Shouldn't you be in bed junior? I'll have your mom make you a bottle of formula before I fuck her brains out all night.

>34
>here since 07
>shockingly not as much of a piece of shit as you'd image

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on Sup Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little redditors and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

Cool story

Iktf. Sup Forums peaked for me right after I graduated high school and it's been all downhill from there. If I'm still here in 5 years something has gone seriously wrong.

Who knows, maybe Sup Forums won't exist in 5 years.

you dont need to defend your career choice to a bunch of NEETs

white collar isnt the life is claimed to be

22? Hell, I'm three times older than that.

I'm not leaving Sup Forums, because if I did, you would all be left without any adult supervision. That would be bad.

>23

Welp I've lost all control of my life I guess

If you could last one minute against me son, I'd buy you the best lego set you've ever had.
Fuck off nerd...
Now get to bed, your mom and I have a lot to talk about.

41 Get off my fuckin lawn.

That's probably a good thing.

We need older people who know what the fuck they're talking about around here, not immature shitposters who know fuck all about researching.

Lying on the internet is fun

> three times
> implying that at least you are over 66

36 here faggot
Goddamn replied to bait

21 here, we gonna redpill this generation niggas

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get lost kiddo

You youngsters with your music. Adorable.

Do you realise that even if everything you said is actually true it's still pathetic?

>say it to my face not online faggot and see what happens

I'm two years older than that and I should get off there, so I agree with you, but my practice is at odds with my beliefs

Born 1950. Currently 66. Turn 67 next month. I used to troll Sup Forums on dialup.

Why the fuck should I bother saving people who are intent on killing themselves?

I will never understand these stupid cunts who think having having more babies that drive you into poverty in order to raise only to be brainwashed by the media and their peers into soulless liberals will help the white race more than getting a job in education/politics/psychology/sociology/journalism or any other field that the SJWs and feminists have managed to take over because you fucking faggots were too busy desperately begging a white woman to marry you instead of educating yourself and fighting the information war.

The reason Western civilization has endured is not because of our genetics, but because of our philosophy, our memes. Read a fucking book and pass on your knowledge to others, it's much more useful than slaving in a dead-end job to appease your screeching wife and bratty children.

I'm 24.
I work at pop eyes & make really good chicken .
Do you like my chicken?
I make it the chicken

make me, bitch

Im 30 come at me fag

Yeah but I'm married and have children and just come here to laugh and shit post.

These people sprouting white race will die are just scared losers. I mean we were being invaded from all sides by Muslims, infighting our Pagan brothers, then the Chinese unleashed the black plague on us wiping out over 50% of our population. Then we conquered the world.

Get the fuck out if you think we would ever be btfo by anything.

You're here because of us faggot.

That's about how old you should have to be to post here

It's hilarious when I see kids in college thinking they will be ceo of a bank when they get out.
Best to let life smack them with reality when they have to eat & survive.

I believe you

Been on Sup Forums since 07. I'm 26 .
I don't think I could leave if I tried.

34 here
compulsive masturbator, blue collar retard, debt, single, 3 cats, no prospects, no hope, no friends, no life but i dont like niggers or kikes so i feel comfy as fuck here.

Yeah sometimes I laugh & just look at myself only to get an erection and masturbate to my thoughts about myself sometimes too.

I would argue the true audience of pol or websites like something awful are about 25-30. Kids dont want to join the dad rock comedy websites of 2003. They have their own thing.

I'll be 54 in 2 weeks. I've been coming to Sup Forums since 2007. I'm not leaving til the end.

but if all of us over 22 leave, it'll just be newfags endlessly falling for every x-tier bait, believing every piece of fake evidence someone whips with 5 minutes in GIMP or 9000+ hours in mspaint, being totally unable to recognize trolling and assuming that every poster on this board is either 100% sincere or a CIA agent shill, and endlessly repeating misinformation about how the internet used to be, and talking about how superior they are to the "normies" even though they've never built their own computer or created a website or really gone anywhere on the internet besides some mass social media websites, an email service, a game, Sup Forums, and..

ohhh.


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

does anyone else here who remembers how MAINSTREAM computers and the internet were even in the mid 90s get triggered by 14 year olds who think that they are somehow special because they found Sup Forums, even though they're technologically equal to the "normies" they talk shit about?

Possibly even technologically inferior considering that some of those normies can probably program a CAD/CAM machine or some equally complicated technical skill.

kys nigger

>49 and postin from muh jerb
>gettin paid $30 an hour to shit post on fourchins
>I love mah life

I've been posting on Sup Forums since I was 13. This place is all I know at this point.

anyone under 25 should have a second flag so we know to ignore their posts.

please god.

this.

Damn. I ain't what I used to be back in the day. I'd just have to center mass you with some .357 Magnum son. Nothing personal. I just ain't takin an ass whooping.

this is what he looks like IRL

I'm 36 and what is this?

Things old people say:

"As I was, you are. As I am, you shall be".

"Too soon old. Too late smart".

Well, if that's the standard now how the fuck are we supposed to get the Troll King re-elected?

Seeing as how 9/10 of your lazy ass demographic can't be bothered to vote and when you do it tends to be for people to the left of Pol Pot.

Oh. Well, I feel kind of embarrassed now. A solid Pimp slap should suffice.

/k/ approves. Now, you have to decide between 125 gr JHP, 158 gr roundnose, or 180 gr Buffalo Bore.

I'd stick to the 125 gr JHP. 180 gr Buffalo Bore kind of makes a mess on the floor.

>over 22
lel

Almost 40, here. You never leave.

>implying you can't be a parent and still be a regular
I've been a parent for 6 years with another on the way and I spend all my extra time here. Hell, my son even shares in the bants with me and enjoys /ck/ and /an/. I hope for my daughter to be the same. Scary shit.

fellow oldfags, how do we kill the "the internet didn't exist before 2009" worldview that most of these kids have?

no reason other than it triggers me

Who lit the fuse on your tampon leaf?

You shouldn't be here if you're over 14

I live here. You leave. I was here first.

>2009
Topkek. I worked building PCs way back when. I remember thinking WIN2k was gonna be great. Then again, I also remember thinking is would be pretty awesome if Double Dragon came out for the NES.

>Who knows, maybe Sup Forums won't exist in 5 years.

that's what we all said ten years ago

This isn't a wife finding service, Abtar

>He thinks you can just leave

Pre-2009

Internet
Note: uppercase "I"

Post-2009

(((internet)))
Note: lowercase "I" + (((())))

Shills always use the same 5 fucking cheesy reactionface images to start these bait threads with like as if they're some literally 12 year old redditard.
I'd ban you niggers on the no spam rule dehsoo.

Cor Bon DPX 125 grain solid copper hollow points running out of a 2 1/4" SP101. I've chronoed them at about 1400 fps even out of the snubbie. Recoil is about on par with 125 grain .38 Special +P Hydrashocks. Muzzle energy is about 540 ft lbs if I figure right, expansion is about .8" on average. Should do alright.

Why must you dishonour our nation's noble flag?

Also, I've been here since '05. Why would you want to leave Sup Forums if wou've been here from it's infancy?

these stupid kids dont even know how infinitely better it was back then too

shit, I bet most people here have never experienced life before captcha

>I've been here since '05

newfag

>22
You're only saying that because you're 22. I bet you ere one of those "over 18 and playing games lol" fags.
>implying old people can't waste their free time

I'm 38. My wife is 37. Our kids are 14 & 15.

>abtar
Tfw no male offspring

>1992
>Joining the Internet.
>Send reel of magnetic tape to University of Illinois. Get tape back with web browser - as C source code.
>Mosaic, of course.
>Mosaic written for Sun workstations. We have VAX workstations.
>Programmer rewrites part of Mosaic to make it work on VaxStations.
>Compile, link, load. Hey, it works.
>Go on Internet. Test browser by connecting to the first webpage, at CERN.
>More than 13,000 websites available.
>One search engine - DEC AltaVista.

Now get off my lawn.

Nobody should ever be here. In fact this place should be overrun with bots to the point it finally discourages actual "people" from coming here. For the good of humanity.

What's dial up?

I say go with whatever loading produces the biggest muzzleflash. Blind, deafen, and kill your target.

Nice LARPing, user. SSC? Are you Mats?

Fuck your frog numbers Faggot

If you keep telling me what to do leaf I'll rape your boipucci

...

Yeah same. Left for awhile while I was doing shit in the Military. Came back now that I'm on that sweet free college and gubment paycheck.

>Free Uni = Easy, nice jobs with no debt

Hope you young NEETs enjoy your shit tier lives of debt slavery when you try to do anything productive.

Post pics if you're such a big guy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

Enough people had personal computers in 1993 to 'ruin' the internet for the existing techies when they all flooded it when AOL let them all out of the walled garden, bro. No reel to reel tapes required.

and here we find a faggot in his natural habitat an online anonymous image board.
have you thought about your killing yourself?

I'm 23 fuck you

Get off my lawn, child.

We built this place. You are one of the niggers running away from the FAIL that is your life, coming to a place that other people made into something incredible and unique.

And now you're telling us to fuck off so you can enjoy what we built?

You are, literally, a rapefugee nigger, squatting in someone else's country and shitting all over it after you filled your own country with your fetid shit..

So what are you doing here faggot since apparently there's an age limit. Once you're an adult I'm guessing it should all be cnn, msnbc and npr? Fuck off

Alta Vista was the bomb...

I miss the old days...I'm 52...

Why do you give a shit about age? Seriously?

How do I overcome my existential fears, grampanon?

I remember being under 22 before my brain finished developing too. I was never this naiive

You could answer too, I suppose.

Who remembers when Yahoo browser chatrooms first came out and you could infinitely search and spam invites to anyone based on keywords? You could just keep clicking the invite button dozens of times and each time they'd get a popup invite.

I got every single rap loving faggot with 'thug' or 'felon' or 'pimp' in their name all in one room and they were all angry about it. There was a lot of terrible rap music / r&b in the 90s about 'thug girls' and shit, so I think that's where some of those names came from.

Tell me 'normies' are a new thing on the internet. I fucking dare you.

I was a wee /lad/ watching my uncle fuck around on Alta Vista.

I don't harbor any anger toward the newfags, we were all newfags once. Shame they'll never get to experience what we had, but it's cool we get to experience it all.

Sup Forums is a way to keep the mind young and limber. Most of us have ((((normal)))) lives, this is merely our past time when all that other shit has been taken care of.

This is an imageboard, no more no less.

It's literally only kids who think like you because they have no perspective on anything. As they were/are on Sup Forums as edgy 14-year-olds, they unironically project their 14-year-old ideas on people twice or thrice their age assuming everyone on Sup Forums is in the same place they're in and has the same mentality they have as edgy 14-year-olds. It doesn't work like that.

This is an imageboard, no more no less.

Christ, AOL. Bringing AOL up is going to cause all of the bad dreams to start again. If newbies are cancer, then AOL was a cross between AIDS and Ebola. They turned Usenet into an absolute shitshow.

BTW: Trolling used to be called trolling for newbies. You gave AOL newbies the absolute worst online advice that you could think of. It was fun.

I turn 27 this month. I've been coming to Sup Forums since I was 15 or 16. I guess I really have been wasting my life. At last I truly see.

At least I've spent my time here tirelessly redpilling the ignorant. Should probably just write an oldfag version of that bladerunner speech and move on.

Sorry, all I know how to do is mind fuck. And they don't let people with multiple forms of active (((untreated))) cancer join the military, so here I am.