">"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

">"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies
>Quads = Allies win

HEIL HITLER

We would make beautiful children

SS coming thru

Move aside faggots

ich bin deutsch

is this yellow or brown

roll

lets see.

typical

roll for deployment

well at least it suits me

Yaol!

Looks greenish yellow. You must be a high ranking Wehrmacht official. Move on through

roll

How dare you halt the Führer

what colour is this? grey? its not listed.

I-I'm legit Hans, I swear

You left out "rainbow colours": you are a high-ranking 3rd Reich fruit and wear a pink uniform

roll me up

Looks green. Off to Berlin you go.

A drop of black is enough!

oy vey, oy vey gevalt.

Nicht Schiessen!

OY VEY

ROLLIN!!!

>JUDEN

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

Ich zeige ihm meinen Ausweis. "Problem, Kamerad?"

ROLL

its "schießen"

Hier, mein herr.

Hello, hello, telephone.

We must secure a home board for the security of dank memes. Or whatever the 14 words are supposed to be.

Guten tag, Sturmbannfuhrer. Mein papers sind hier.

Heir ist mein papieren, komraden

Heil

>stv
>ss-tv

Es ist ich der führer.

This is now a globalist hate thread.

Also if you read this, you must do 50 push ups.

oh boy

Here you go sir.

Roll

Heil Hitler (unironically).

Oy Vey!

We don't have that key

Greetings, fellow National Socialists.

AYO WO DER DEUTSCHE FROWEN AT?

why is orange an enemy, orange men is the new fuhrer and master race.

well howdy pardner
just moseyin on down to the saloon

me ID... sure mate here u go...

Send me to the frontlines

Roll

roll

Roll

To the concentration camp!

Seig Heil

roll

G'da- uh, guten tag?

not bad omaha here i come

i know ;-)

Here we go.

It's purple, but a very dark purple. Hard to see with slanted eyes?

Get this over with quick, I have to exchange some MEFO papers by the noon.

Please spare me officer

Fuck Japan

Heil

For the Russian Liberation Army! For the Emperor!

let's see...

rolle

slide thread

so sick of all these damn checkpoints. where is my speedpass!!!?

I hope you'll find everything in order.

15/99 my aryan brother

lets roll

Depends on which German language you use.
I mean, the Swiss Germans don't use it at all.

Sieg heil Meneer. Das ist eine wunderbaar dag vir die Reich. Allest ist goed ja?

Du bist ein sheiße eßer, neger

Rolling

SS in Afrika, not too bad

Vorwärts nach Osten!

get on ye knees

Oh for fucks sake, Oy Vey!

1488

anything but red

You put a lot of effort into it, so lets roll.

gutten morgen, mein fuhrer.

Roll

"Ich bin cuck ja ja diversity!"

we meet again

Why the hell must I be sent to a nigger-infested mess?!

Rollin

We all know Hitler was really Finnish. ;^)

j..just passing through

I have a Jewish nephew

roll

Is what i'd say if i was a nigger, now get back to your station you lower rank

Heil

ß
We do

Heil Hitler!

How do I know he's a real nazi if he's not wearing a MAGA hat?

Rollan

Scheiße Esser*

Don't mind me goyim!