Alright Sup Forums, it's been awhile since I did one of these and I've never started one. If anyone remembers that civ series where we had a whole bunch of emperors named Donald and kept besieging Roachstanbul, that was me.
Anyhow, here we go. For the first few choices I'll keep the number of choices fairly small, as we get further along I'll use the standard longer list of options sometimes.
First, let's choose our race. Should we be:
A. Humans B. Elves C. Dwarves D. Halflings E. Gnomes F. Orcs
Tiny motherfuckers. Hobbits. Smaller than dwarves, not quite as small as gnomes.
Just offering some variety.
Wyatt Mitchell
race traitors
Kayden Walker
This thread is going to get canned by our busybody janitors in like 20 minutes... but
F
Angel Martinez
nigger thats AoW III not Civ II
Wyatt Scott
This role playing game thread needs more nudity.
Anthony Kelly
>Not wanting the superior orc cock
Parker Garcia
Orcs it is, then.
We begin as a migrating tribe of savage Orcs, looking for a place to settle in this strange and hostile world. We come upon a vast wasteland, a blackened expanse of volcanic earth and stone. Craters and founts of molten lava are everywhere, the air is choked with ash and soot.
Should we: A. Settle here B. Move on and look for somewhere better C. Other
Robert Nelson
B lets invade europe
Isaac Murphy
C. Should appropriate a village
Nolan Cook
Or this
Zachary Cook
AYY (a) Settle here and make a kingdom of heavy metal
Also is this thread based on doobs or a tally
Jason Adams
A Settle here, nobody will be able to invade, or want to invade.
Josiah Lee
Settle
Jordan Wood
The tribe has elected to settle in the as-yet unnamed wasteland. We are few in number, but surprisingly have found ways to survive in this seemingly inhospitable environment. A local variety of grain, red and razor-sharp, thrives here, and our primitive farmers have learned to cultivate it. A single spring of pure water has been used to make a primitive well, and our village has been firmly established in the shadow of a nearby volcano.
Should we:
A. Improve food production B. Improve military and defence C. Improve population D. Research new technology E. Explore F. Pray for deliverance G. Other
Unnamed Orcish Tribe Government: Tribal Religion: Primitive ancestor worship/shamanism Population: 200 Slaves: 0 Food: Medium Architecture: Wooden huts and longhouses Military: 20 tribal warriors Weapons: Wooden spears, slings, daggers Defenses: A shallow ditch surrounding the village Technology: Early bronze age, rudimentary knowledge of smelting + agriculture.
If anyone at anyone wants to be a mapanon, go for it!
Evan Jackson
shouldn't this be in /qst/?
Dominic Foster
Improve food then population Lets get on with the agricultural revolution, the horde needs soldiers
Wyatt Ortiz
A
Gabriel Diaz
This
Ryan Wright
anyone at anytime* fml
Sebastian Williams
We're allowed to say nigger here. A
Ayden Jackson
G
Hudson Allen
second, we need a waaaaagh
Joseph Garcia
The chieftain orders the expansion of the razorwheat fields, and in short order the granary is filled and the food reserves for the small village assured. The greater availability of food also results in a moderate population increase of 50.
Our scouts have noticed a rival dark Orc tribe settling to the west. They haven't made contact with us yet, but they are noticeably larger in number, and have strong warriors eyeing our new food stores.
Should we:
A. Improve food production B. Improve military and defence C. Improve population D. Research new technology E. Explore F. Pray for deliverance G. Other
Unnamed Orcish Tribe Government: Tribal Religion: Primitive ancestor worship/shamanism Population: 250 Slaves: 0 Food: High Architecture: Wooden huts and longhouses Military: 20 tribal warriors Weapons: Wooden spears, slings, daggers Defenses: A shallow ditch surrounding the village Technology: Early bronze age, rudimentary knowledge of smelting + agriculture.
If anyone at anytime wants to be a mapanon, go for it!
PS, the first reply gets to decide the name/age etc of our Orc chieftain.
Kayden Murphy
cos we orcs we gotta zerg, also i wanna be able to say nigger
Leo Hughes
by dark orc you mean nigger right? B
Henry Jackson
B
Andrew Sanders
name us diversity and allow hungry orks access to food freely
Angel Bailey
C
Henry Watson
this guy gets it. C
Mason Johnson
Second
Luke Thompson
C
Camden Wright
we wuz gonna start d WAAARGHH but we needz more boyz
Julian Richardson
B, time for WAAAARRGHH
Joseph Roberts
I was late!
C then B
Adam Jenkins
Civ 3 = best civ
James Moore
What color are we? Our name should either be based on what we look like, or we should wait until after our confrontation with the nigger orcs to name ourselves.
Joseph Williams
>What color are we? Slightly less black
Josiah Scott
The chieftain has ordered the tribe to breed, resulting in a population boom of 150 orc spawn. They're still children atm, although orcs do mature to fighting age very rapidly.
The dark orcs to the west have sent an envoy, demanding that our tribe pay them tribute in shipments of grain, or else. What is our response?
A. Become a tributary of the dark orcs B. Tell the envoy no and send him to carry the message back to his tribe C. Execute the envoy, mount his head on a spear outside the village D. Other
Unnamed Orcish Tribe Government: Tribal Religion: Primitive ancestor worship/shamanism Population: 400 Slaves: 0 Food: High Architecture: Wooden huts and longhouses Military: 20 tribal warriors Weapons: Wooden spears, slings, daggers Defenses: A shallow ditch surrounding the village Technology: Early bronze age, rudimentary knowledge of smelting + agriculture.
If anyone at anytime wants to be a mapanon, go for it!
d. demand the envoy prove himself in a pointless longwinded quest (roll a big rock up a hill or some shit) to buy time for the spawn to grow.
Gavin Nguyen
D Take the envoy as a slave, torture him for information about the rival tribe that we can use against them.
Blake Reed
or this
Benjamin King
D: keep the envoy captive, and send his hand back to the tribe with a letter saying that we aren't paying them shit.
Justin Brown
D
Accept and send them poisoned grain
Joseph Sanchez
b
Bentley Mitchell
Or an ear/nose. If he's down a hand he's not as good for labor.
Lincoln Thomas
These
Isaac Ortiz
Or this.
Blake Sullivan
This one, poison those dirty savages
Jordan Morales
dis not orkish way but i say diz iz da way
Mason King
Civ2 best civ. Fascist patch.
Brayden Torres
wouldn't we need to increase our technology for this?
Josiah Price
How do we even get the poison? Are there poisonous frogs nearby or some shit?
Xavier Rogers
no just get the orcs to jizz in the grain, orc jizz is corrosive
Jaxson Taylor
Dunno we live in a volcanic zone Sure we have figured out some shit is toxic
Levi Bennett
up to OP, if not, turn my vote for B
Jayden Jones
I'm sure we could find something in our shit environment to do this without improving technology, but it might make it more noticeable so that it doesn't work and they get made without being poisoned.
I'm back to just keep as slave and torture for info.
Angel Phillips
That's just gonna dissolve the grain
Wyatt Garcia
D. Rape everyone
Carter Sanchez
*get mad
Jayden Scott
The envoy is seized and tortured for information about the enemy and their village. We learn that their chieftain is a massive Dark Orc named Magog, with fifteen concubines, some of them pale orcs like our tribe from previous conquests. The enemy numbers about 600 total, with at least 200 warriors, many of them berzerkers armed with bronze axes and swords. The enemy village is little more than a earthen hillfort surrounded by huts and sharpened spikes, however.
We now have one slave, and the enemy tribe will quickly realize what has happened to their envoy.
Should we: A. Mount up our few warriors and attempt an assault B. Fortify the village with traps and rudimentary defences C. Improve food production D. Improve military and defence E. Improve population F. Research new technology G. Explore H. Pray for deliverance I. Other
Unnamed Orcish Tribe Government: Tribal Religion: Primitive ancestor worship/shamanism Population: 250 Slaves: 1 Food: High Architecture: Wooden huts and longhouses Military: 20 tribal warriors Weapons: Wooden spears, slings, daggers Defenses: A shallow ditch surrounding the village Technology: Early bronze age, rudimentary knowledge of smelting + agriculture.
If anyone at anytime wants to be a mapanon, go for it!
PS, the first reply gets to decide the name/age etc of our Orc chieftain.
Colton Hughes
thats the point lmao
James Nelson
>OP is typing the responses 1 at a time
Ryan Cruz
A. Send them grain for time being, our food is high.
>600 total, with at least 200 warriors, many of them berzerkers armed with bronze axes and swords
This is a good time to pray but I will go with improving military and def instead
Jose Johnson
Our chieftains name is Urgaroy.
He say we pray for the know what from the know who.
Elijah Ross
...
Jace Diaz
traps wont do shit against 200 trojans either d or e
Noah Collins
Das rite
Nathan Harris
A
Landon Baker
B. We need to defend.
Jose Martin
E. Improve population then B. Fortify the village with traps and rudimentary defences Start breeding, put the slave to work doing something that he can't sabotage (something other than the traps or defenses).
Nolan Garcia
We gonna git nigger rolled because we wont build a fort
Brody Peterson
F, gonna need heavy tech for this
Daniel Johnson
E: i want to fuck more orc qts
we also need more orcs, if we are going to war
Bentley Gomez
You all wrong.
We need to pray.
The Know Who know who will win dis for us.
Pray
William Rivera
I - run away, spoil the grain reserves
Evan Williams
You get to name our soon-to-be-raped chieftain
Angel Hughes
Quit thinking with your dick, user.
What use are orc babies in a time like this? We haven't researched child suicide bombers yet
Jonathan Rodriguez
Answer: the race should be TAUREN
Tyler Hill
WE HAVE 20 SOLDIERS
John Scott
It's better than nothing. Focus more on traps that will kill them rather than defenses.
