>you will never be a brazilian
You will never be a brazilian
thank god
Sweet
And I thank God everyday for that.
>tfw I'll never get accosted by transsexual prostitutes then stabbed on the way back from my job where I get paid 3 cents per hour which gets taken from me by a corrupt police officer ever time I attempt to enter my corrugated steel shack
This is fine as a picture but once they speak, I'm ok being not Brazilian.
It's a good feeling really.
O-okay.
Promise?
Thank heavens
thanks op, i woke up feeling pretty down and now i feel much better.
>tfw I will never dodge gunfire and toddler gangs with knives if I accidentally go near the favelas which surround my home.
>tfw I will never sit and drink sub-par beer with my friends as we watch a bloated dog's corpse and take bets on how long until it ruptures
>tfw I will never see someone beheaded from so close I can see the blood bubbling out of their esophagus as they gurgle their last scream of pain as a gang of toddlers with a knife kill a transvestite for not paying druglord protection money
>tfw I will never be from a nation responsible for powered flight, but will keep saying "muh catapult" while ignoring the fact that the Wright Brothers had a 47 mile, 2 hour long flight before Alberto Santos-Dumont even got his glider off the ground.
How will I ever live??
>because being able to stare at a random asses makes it worth living in a shithole
Yeah, I don't think so.
I wish it was true...
Unfortunately, I am. On the other hand, bunda.
I am, and no random asses are gonna pay our overpriced taxes.
>all he can feel pride about his country is about sexual and superfluous things
travesti amador transex
lmao
fpbp
Says a lot about what we have to be proud of, huh?
Shouldn't you be guarding your food hoard from roving bandits right now?
Thank the heavens
I'll gladly save a thicc golden brown qt from the horror of the Favela though
Bet their dicks are bigger than mine
Any close-ups of those feet?
Its funny coz its true.
wtf someone took my computer and wrote that? wtf does it mean and is there anythilng else that means kinda the same thing? LOL
>having Sup Forums open when there are other people around that can access your computer
You fucked up.
Thankfully.
i was clearly memeing trying to get these monkeys to tell me more versions of trannies in their language though
wtf i love brazil now
darn it, how will i ever recover from this one
it matters not if they are Brazilian, only if they are christian
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mods are warning me for posting this despite digits... and the first thread i find it deleted from is the christian one. Mods have no respect for digits and gets, are they of our culture? NO!
>JESUS OF NAZARENE
>YESHUA OF NAZIRITE
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>>WE HAVE HOLY RIGHT TO DEFEND CHRISTIAN LANDS
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>>>SEEK THE GOSPEL OF PHILIP
>>>KNOW THE FIRE OF GNOSIS AND THE SONG OF SYNCHRONICITY THAT THE (((PHARISEE))) HAVE TAKEN FROM YOU.
>>>OBEY = OY VEY
>>>SHEKKELS=SHACKLES
>>>SATURN=/=JUPITER
>>>THE MORNING STAR IS NOT THE EVENING STAR
>>>HOLOCAUST = HOLOGRAM CAST= HOLOGRAPHIC GRAMMATON SPELL= FAKE GOD.
>>>SHATTER THE DEMIURG!
>>>KNOW THE SAYINGS OF CHRIST THAT PUT HIM TO LANCE
>>>TAKE THE NAZIRITE OATH AS CHRIST SAMSON AND HITLER BEFORE YOU AND WE CAN SAVE THE WEST
>>>WE MUST CONQUER THE TALMUD WITH FIRE OF CHRIST AND SET THIS WORLD FREE
we must defend ourselves with a spiral, as kamina did. KAMINA LIVES!
Thank goodness. You guys, whites included, are on par with our niggers down here.
Seconded
>tfw Sup Forums is starting to look like tibia
>tfw you are starting to consider using a proxy to not being recognized as a BR
>tfw people who know Brazil is a failed state and still try to defend it online
>you will never be a brazilian
>7-1
How lovely
I'm sorry br guy
fpbp
based turks wearing german t-shirts sure showed those brazialians
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>be Brazilian
>bunda everywhere
>25 year old virgin
Thanks
maybe start asking girls out?
also hit the gym.
don't be a beta, if you see a girl you like ask her out. its that simple. rejection? so what, try again with the next girl!
what if you like one girl and you're too much of a pussy to ask her out
why would you be afraid to ask her out? because of rejection? so what, that's how life works, if she says no, you just move on to the next one!
>but i love her and i really like her
life's too short to be obsessed for one girl, as soon as you see that shes not interested you just move on! trust me, there's always someone better waiting, but you have to take chances!
As someone that has visited Brazil I can confirm this.
alright you cunt, ill ask her out.
i bet she will say no tho
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checked
if she does you just move on to the next one! the more girls you ask out the easier it will be and the more chances you'll have, good luck!
FPBP
bom dia
Kekão
wow
I think Trump has some Brazilian DNA in him.
>and thats how you become degenerate user, keep hitting on random girls until one jew you
vai toma no cu bando de gringo filho da puta HUEHEEHEUEUUUUGHH
nice feet
why are ass people so annoying? can they go two seconds without reminding everyone how much they obsess over ass?
>YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M AN ASS MAN AND I WOULD TOTALLY SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF HER UNWASHED ANUS
>IWN be a Brazilian monkey
kek is with you bro
you will get your dick wet
Goddamn that's good
Literally came here hoping for more pics of Brazillian qt's. I'll be on my way then
Every Chilean post is good lmao
Just reply with BRAAAAAAAAP
Remember when brazil was good, me neither.
fpbp
They have up here a higher violent crime and intentional murder rates than Portuguese population and African former colonies diaspora - black dudes.
It's probably a cultural thing.
Lucky bastards
snoring coke is degenerate
>tfw we cannot trade Texas for Chile
Are sex, hot women, and beaches literally the only things Brazil has going for it? Is bunda worth the insane violence, lack of wealth, and degeneracy?
>1 roast by this ID
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Not really, or women aren't even that slutty as you think they are.
you know theres hot girls in every country, you dont need to be in some nigger area for that
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dont, it sucks. i probably wouldnt be having problems finding a job now if i wrent one.
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Kek
kek
yes
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*waves her hand behind her butt to move the stenchy gas toward you*
kek, perfect
I was in Brazil a while ago. Picture related
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Ewww. LOL! what thefuck is on your head?
T H I C C
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Thank god for that
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>tereré
>spanish poster
That's Paraguay m8
shit was pretty cash !
Brazillian wimmin sure are fat.
Malta bringing the goods
good
I can't tell what the point of this thread is.