Batman IRL in Sweden ... Could Sup Forums pull it off?

My fellow Americans and Men of the West,

People are suffering in Sweden. They are being victimized by criminals daily. The police do nothing.

breitbart.com/london/2017/03/14/14-per-cent-everyday-crimes-solved-sweden/

There are a lot of Bad Hombres up in Sweden.

I think they need a direct intervention by Christian forces.

Like many of you, I have dreamed of being Batman. But it simply wouldn't work logistically. Even in the worst parts of the US, you can't just wait around for a mugging to happen in a particular neighborhood because you'd be sitting on a rooftop doing nothing except waiting for hours and hours if not days.

But there is a place that provides countless opportunities to swoop in and break some criminal jaws every night.

Malmo, Sweden.

I expect Americans to form the tip of the spear ... but this will take a Coalition of the Willing.

British football hooligans - will you lend me your boots?

Dansk Viking Bros - will you pledge your axe?

Kraut Bros - will you protect your fellow Germanic peoples?

Gentleman, this problem is so great, we must turn to the Slavs for help.

Christian Men of Russia - we need your expertise in brutality and your capacity for violence against the Mohamadeans.

Muslims are a superstitious cowardly lot. Together we can drive them into the sea.

No excuses lads. You can fly from NYC to Sweden for as little as $278. skyscanner.com/transport/flights/nyca/stoc/cheap-flights-from-new-york-to-stockholm.html?adults=1&children=0&adultsv2=1&childrenv2&infants=0&cabinclass=economy&rtn=1&preferdirects=false&outboundaltsenabled=false&inboundaltsenabled=false&qp_prevProvider=ins_browse&qp_prevCurrency=USD&qp_prevPrice=278&selectedoday=01&oym=1802&selectediday=01&iym=1802

London to Stockholm - 30 quid
Moscow to Stockholm - 100 USD

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solid idea bro, cant wait for you to get started!

>Laderlappen

What the fuck, explain yourselves, Sweden.

Batman operated under a cover of darkness, and these criminals operate openly in daylight with the permission of the police. Any retaliation is met by absurd violence from the cops. I don't think that is the proper solution.

läder = leather
lappen = a patch, like in a patch of cloth.

yeah it doesnt make any sense even to us.

>Läder
Leather
>lapp
Patch
Läderlappen = The leather patch

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This is basically what happened in Serbia/Bosnia militias ganging up and taking out Muslim hordes

there is truth to this, can confirm.

If the police are collaborating with the rapists, then we must take the flashlights from their holsters and bludgeon some sense into them.

Who here 3D print guns?

Give us freedumb amurka

läderbögerier

It's not for you, Sven. You are a passive piece of human excrement.

It's for the children. They didn't chose to live in a shithole.

You're too far gone. The day of the rope is coming for you.

But your land can be saved.

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This can work!

Quick Robin! To the Laderlappengrottan!

(Gosh dammit Sweden, put somespacesbetweenyourfuckingwords)

thats pretty interesting, when im writing in english i always want to put words together.

Question for Swedes:

What percentage of criminals in your country are armed with firearms?

>meatball
>cocksucker

All other nouns in English have spaces separating them.

obviously extremely hard to answer, but i would assume its a high percentage. we have alot of gun related crimes.

Hard to answer because anyone who actually compiles crime statistics is immediately sent to prison ... which is basically a two bedroom apartment but with really spotty wifi

this is simply not true. We are well known for having great internet connection.

>I have dreamed of being batman

pic related is (You)

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Fuck off, Texan.

I think KEK just answered your question with trips.

>99.9% of the don't have guns because Yuropoors.

We could ride roughshod over them.

Batman is fighting a Shazam villain because Swedes ruin everything.

i really appreciate your will to solve the Swedish problem, most people just laugh at us at this point.

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Checked

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In this issue, the Swedish (((((government))))) arrests Batman for whaling out of season

quality shoop

Leather Shoulder? Is this gay code?

Looks like they carry guns.
nice trips

This looks like a job for spoilerHTMLbracket-or-some-shit NORDKEK!

Which batman? I would go for the frank miller one.

you guys got fantomen over there?

Yes, dickhole.

The Phantom was created by an American.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom

well you might have The Phantom, but atleast we have Kalle Anka.

That's ours too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_All_of_Us_to_All_of_You

And I hate to ruin your childhood but ...

Atleast we have 91:an Karlsson, the greatest of them all.

And this sweeeet baby, probably our most successful cartoon ever.

It makes perfect sense Achmed.

läder = leather
bög = faggot
not sure what you call them, but in sweden they are called läderbög(ar)