Brit/pol/ - Old Links edition

>Theresa May FINALLY wins the power to trigger Article 50 as historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4308576/Tory-rebels-concede-defeat-EU-Bill.html

>Jeremy Corbyn: Scottish independence would be 'economically catastrophic'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-scottish-independence-would-be-economically-catastrophic-a3488206.html

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
uk.businessinsider.com/scottish-independence-bmg-poll-sampling-error-behind-bmg-poll-putting-support-on-49-2017-2

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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MATERIAL CHANGE OF CIRCUMSTANCES

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FREEDOM

Early bird gets the worm.

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>reddit

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Here's to the break up of the union

>tfw saucy camping culture is dead

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BIG SOUP INNASHOE

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How did the House of Lords finally back it?
Please don't tell me that May cucked in and made the Brexit deal softer.

honoka desu

LET'S GET RID OF THE SCOTTISH PARASITE!

THE SCOTS ARE OUR MISFORTUNE!

THE SCOTS ARE OUR MISFORTUNE!

THE SCOTS ARE OUR MISFORTUNE!

>malala_yousafzai
Stopped reading there.

>women aren't funn-

Halifax is such a poor man's Bath. Literally murder all of the children of Halifax.

I purged this headline from my memory, thanks mate

>malala 'don't criticise islam or muslims will blow you up' yousafzai

Dame Edna is funny and so is Les Patterson and so is Barry Humphries

So how long must Britain be punished into accepting immigrants?
Is there an end?
Once these immigrants that we stole wealth from enter the legislature and the executive (as they have) - are THEY allowed to criticise immigration?

We stole wealth from Priti Patel and Kwasi Kwarteng's countries but they want to control immigration - are they allowed to say that? Aren't their voices worth more than the white people who descend from the "thieves"?

Leftists have no points.
NO POINTS.
IT'S ALL BASED ON FUCKING FEELINGS.
ARGGGH

You should open it.
Classic case of middle class liberals mocking common sense working class people and then not understanding why they lose elections.

Well. The youth of our country is fucked.

This is how they react to a foreign invader being given a free ride by our welfare state? Fuck me.

Soft brexit or break up of the United Kingdom.

BET NAOW


BET BET BET

>poor man's Bath
Mate, that's practically a compliment

Reminds me of this.
track4.mixtape.moe/cxidbr.webm

Can't post here because audio.

And he wonders why he doesn't have a career any more...

Maybe he should just go back to time travel based on wanking, politics doesn't seem to be his strong point.

ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION!

>tfw no natural blonde wendy gf

;_;

Redpill me on Northamptonshire Brit/pol/

> the United Kingdom of England and Wales

It's like you want the Queen to cry

could disappear tomorrow and everyone would be happy

>implying that isn't just called the kingdom of england

Is English so it's shit

Labour backed down. What a joke of an opposition.

>but they want to control immigration
Do they though?

Be worth it just to see the Scots go down in flames.

Free university? Prescriptions? With oil at less than $50 a barrel?

HAHAHAH!

They'll be fucking gasping within a week of leaving, and we'll be rid of their parasitism forever.

We're supposed to give a fuck what a Scottish junkie says? He was only funny because of his shock factor but that got tired very fucking quickly hence his total insignificance now.

A country can only remain competitive with immigration.

Don't you see? Every country competes against each other.

Show me real successful countries that have no immigration.

inb4 Japan, their economy is completely fucked.

Their rebellion against the government in the first place all for show. They want the lefties to keep them alive when their existence is stake (in a referendum or a reform bill) so they had to create the illusion of "see! We tried our best to save immigrants, please don't get rid of us now"

>Labour doesn't work for it's promises

Kek.

>tfw you scratch your arse and give your fingers a cheeky sniff

Never heard of it

Priti is pretty based priti pretty.
She not only wants hardcore Brexit to control immigration but she supports capital punishment.

She's a 1970s conservative without the sucking Europe's cock part.

She's the best.

and she's been BLEACHED

was doing this when I read this post
very garlic-y

A few more generations of miscegenation should do the trick.

Prefer smelling a sweaty balls, shaft or gooch myself.

Has a nice pungent musk to it

You misunderstand my Dutch friend.
The Labour party want absolutely no limit.
It goes up and up and up and they see no issue.

Any critique of immigration figures and you get the speech you just gave me as if we're proposing 0 immigration.

Regardless, Somalis don't make a country better under any circumstances.

A literal who of counties.

Time for all you cunts to play this game again:
online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3146

BEAT MY SHIT SCORE

>tfw ywn rub Pritti's feet after a long day in the Commons

Got Mixboy and Captain Redbeard in the delayed 1730. Anybody else?

I'm just extremely wary of the motives of immigrants, they tend to be very self-serving.

clueless american here

did that article 50 thing happen or whatever and are you guys a part of the freE-U yet (usa canada new zealand australia)

>the Scottish wanna separate themselves from THIS

disgraceful

I play Scotland in Crusader Kings 2 just to turn them muslim

75%. 2 of the failures were misclicks though as I'm using a small screen.

yes and we are making plans to retake constantinople and restore the empire

Ooooh excuses mate. You'll have to work on your time as well.

No but freedom of movement works, I don't see the problem with it if it's limited to a neighboring region.

You have almost full employment in UK. Those jobs needed to be filled i.e. you needed immigrants.

That is both highly skilled and low skilled immigrants.

>Boil
Preach your shit to the Turks for their Ottoman empire, or take your shit to KSA and preach to them about modern day slavery that is going on you unfunny cunt.

That'd be putting us out of our misery

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MAKE SCOTLAND THE NEW PENAL COLONY.

youtu.be/D6j-qvO4GSk

Girls like that? Explains a lot. I think I might have had a stroke at an early age because the right side of my face barely moves.

>STOP APOLOGISING

youtube.com/watch?v=84bWaHnAtqM

>You have almost full employment in UK. Those jobs needed to be filled i.e. you needed immigrants.
We wouldn't need these immigrants if there wasn't exploitation of them, I.E paying them below the N.M.W legally. We do not need them and we do not want them. We should be training our own, instead of incentives to hire EU/immigrant workers (that currently exists) there should be incentives to train up our own populations.

Does Spain need ficki ficki to fill their jobs when they have extremely high youth unemployment? You're basically saying that migrants should be given first dibs on all the jobs.

:')

It would help if we stopped sending all of our idiots to university to waste years of their lives they could spend learning to do said jobs.

ok we americans will take care of western hemisphere while you brits can retake eastern hemisphere

we are the only ones fit to rule these savages

You are still staying he is anti immigrant when he isn't

Freedom of movement only works when you don't have millions of niggers and pakis

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Well, our cities are now lost to immigrants. So that should make this silly one trick pony happy. Stupid jock cunt is blindto any injustice that isn't laced with white guilt.

I agree, the university degree has been devalued, Labour encouraged this bullshit mindset of "everyone is entitled to go to university", devaluing the degree, introducing bullshit mickey mouse degrees. Experience, hands on work experience and training is what's needed, not some degree in African fart smell history and feminist dress and trousers needs.

Fuck them.

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>Scotland voting No again in a referendum based on staying in the EU will mean Scotland will indirectly vote leave.
Good to know, can't wait to see Turdgeon's grumpy face at having to say goodbye to that 150K salary before claiming benefits and recieving pension paymentsthat she allowed to be voted through in the middle of a campaign about a new kinder politics.

Fucking wonky jaw

You mean STIRRRgeon.

And HAIRSPRAY!

Rewatching LoTR and I just remembered that the scene at the beginning where Gandalf is looking through the libraries is 17 years long. Why did Jackson do such a terrible job at portraying that?

inflated earlobes

Why hasn't he been expelled from UKIP? He's an obvious plant that was put there to destroy the party. REMOVE SLANTY MOUTH!

idk why did jackson put gandalf finding out about the ring in the hobbit, completely retconning the whole scene?

To be fair they had to condence it all into 3 hours . would be weird going into the whole 17 year time gap

>"There are many magic rings in the world, Bilbo, and none of them are to be used lightly".
Did you not watch FOTR?

youtube.com/watch?v=-kcAgVN1wGo
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So many people at my university are doing fuck all and barely put any effort in

I know a guy who stayed one semester and blew his student loan on getting tattoos before quitting and gaining a gambling addiction

It's so awkward standing next to someone who won't stop putting money into a slot machine

>idk why did jackson put gandalf finding out about the ring in the hobbit, completely retconning the whole scene?
I've never watched the Hobbit desu, did he really do that? fucking hell

I would happily have watched a 10-15 minute scene of Gandalf franticly searching for information about the ring like an autist tbqh.

well, sauron and the ring then

What is the best cheese I can buy from Morissons?
I like that cheddar with the crunchy salty bits but it's a bit much

post more sandwich porn

cheestrings

IS IT SECRET? IS IT SAFE?

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They knew for thousands of years that he'd be back when Isildur took the ring. Was that not why the White Council was formed?

Cheesy Wotsits lad

Alright then
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>I've never watched the Hobbit desu
lucky you. 9 hours of hot garbage

>Youth is not wise; youth knows nothing about life. Youth knows nothing about anything except a mass of clichés which, for the most part, through the media of pop songs, are just foisted on them by middle-aged entrepreneurs and exploiters who should know better. And when we start thinking that pop music is close to God, then we’ll think that pop music is aesthetically better than it is. And it’s only the aesthetic value of pop music we are really concerned with. I mean, the only way we can judge Wagner or Beethoven or any other composer is aesthetically. I mean, we don’t regard Wagner, or Beethoven, or Shakespeare, or Milton as great teachers. But when we start claiming for Lennon or McCartney or the Maharishi or any other of these pop prophets the ability to transport us to a region where God becomes manifest, then I see red.

you dumb cunt. Honestly, don't breed, your dna is inferior. I hope you die before you manage to trick a female as stupid as you into making the mongoloid child you are destined to make. Please kill yourself. You are all that is wrong with western society, i honestly and sincerely hope you die.