FLORIDA THREAD

You can only comment ITT if you live in the greatest state in the greatest country in the world (pic related).

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/jax/ reporting in. whats up senpai?

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Friendly reminder that Florida going red was the turning point in the election and is the reason we have Trump

Shameless self bump

i have nothing interesting florida related to bring up

We aren't in a blizzard, so we got that going for us, which is nice.

floridafag on recon mission reporting in

australians are honorary floridians either way

/tampa/ reporting. Fuck snowbirds.

WAAAAYYYYYY DOWN UPON THE SUWANNEEEEEEE RIVER

Nice. I was there for Gasparilla. Great city! Jai Alai is one of my favorite beers

>tfw living in miami-dade county
I'm at my limit, every white girl turns out to be jewish.

Try Florida Cracker if you like Jai Alai. Its not an IPA but its one of Cigar City's best

>tfw we will never experience this

>Florida
>GOAT

k

>what is vacationing

This. Floridians are a master race.

Anyone live around Orlando? I moved here from SoFlo recently. Why are there so many interracial couples here?

first time i saw snow was magical~
wears off quickly though
>shoveling
>salting
>slipping on pavement
>stepping in slush
fuck that

The fuck does this have to do with politics??? I got banned for 24 hours once time for talking about chemtrails.

The warm autumn sun is more comfy desu

fuck.... where is this.

Also, New Hampshire weighing in. OP, you're right, at the very least, NH is insanely gay and sucks.

Honestly the comfy summer thunderstorms are the only thing that can fill the void where comfy snowstorms belong, for me

Looks like colorado

Rip.

This state is a meme. Why would you make this thread?

>tfw youve never seen snow in over 15 years

Get your country flags and show off your county pride here, Floridafags:

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Ucf here. Wassup

i'm only showing 2 extra flags right? state and county but not city?

Friendly reminder that we get to surf, fish, and scuba dive as hobbies. Stay mad flyover states

/jax/ Southside

Florida is full of nothing but drug addicts and faggots.

If Brasil was a state, it would be Florida

>being this jealous

Besides the famous casinos and stuff, how is living in Las Vegas? Like, outside of Vegas (Henderson, Summerlin, etc.). The views and mountains and shit look absolutely awesome.

Sup niggas. pulled out a light sweater today, shouldn't be this fucking cold in mid march.
>global warming

go ask in the nevada thread, nigger
youtube.com/watch?v=IOG_xh60b60

boo hoo im surrounded by literally the hottest women in the world, every latin girl walking around in downtown, sunny isles, doral, etc have goddess bodies but the i only fuck white girls...
ur a faggot

RIP we miss you

didnt like Orlando much, pretty trashy for me. obviously some great surrounding areas like clermont-- but i prefer south florida much more and thats coming from a gringo

That's only the Downtown area though, there's a lot of Miami areas filled with niggers and spics (and I don't mean your old Cubans or Argies)

Where in miami are you so I could kick you in the junk? Latina girls are a fucking meme and you know it.

God forbid I'd like to have kids with clear eyes you nigger fucker.

International Drive area is pretty nice, though touristy

Reporting in, I actually am currently working at disney world.

yessir, all I see is Florida, Hillsborough

Tampa checking in. Lived here my whole life. If I cam across a magic lamp and a genie popped oit, one of my wishes would be to legally be allowed to kill snow birds. Between the bad fucking driving, the liberal retardation and the complete lack of consideating for other, I prefer southern blacks to yankees. Seriously

This, I'm a white Cuban who moved to Miami like 3 years ago from Northern Florida and I can't even be blind towards this flood of Indigenous thugs, and even the new Cubans suck ass. They have no manners at all. But then again this helps you prove why communism is trash, it takes a bad situation and makes it 100 times worse.

Ocala here, please save us from the cobra.

I hadn't even seen this post before I wrote mine
Are snowbirds just fucking worse in Tampa? I swear to God at least once daily im screaming out my window at someone with an out of state tag that is driving like a retarded chinaman

anyone from Orlando?

Join your local Daily Stormer Book Club!

Florida Man!!!

what where

is there some kind of a search function on this site or no? on reddit, we have a search function to search the subreddits.

Gulf Breeze fag here. Enjoy your snow you Yankee fuckers

Orlando is going to be where the race riots begin. Im sure of it

checking in from The Brooklyn

This lol all the good cubans left long ago, I'm glad O'Nigger ended wet foot dry foot. The nu-Cubans don't understand what it's like to live under Soviet communism like the old ones do

Kill your Yankee cunt mother

Down here in Miami, things suck fuckin ass

there is no nevada thread, i was being an ass
this is the florida thread though.

if you click where it says [catalog] you can see all the threads up right now,
hit ctrl+F and you can search them for things

Thank you for proving my point.

ORLANDO OUT HERE

Miami-Dade county here also.

Former Tampamanian here. Couldn't stand the ducks and vapid women in the city. Moved out to Polk County for some fresh air and cheap strawberries. Met me a sweet country girl that's slowly taking the red pill. Life could be better, but not by much.

Sadly it's basically true, though there are still some *okay* ones left, it really isn't a chance the U.S. should take, also since the Communist Party is declining in power they should be taking back the country. I hope they do it, but given everyone with an IQ over 100 has left the island long ago I highly doubt it'll happen.

Gainesville reporting in at too damn cold for florida this morning

appreciate your help. i was only kidding about the search thing though/being from reddit. florida is gorgeous though, i agree.

Never thought I'd see another ocalafag here, What's up

Beaner from pbc reporting in.

Who here /3rd world florida/?

this state is so fucked

foxnews.com/food-drink/2016/04/08/video-released-customer-throwing-alligator-through-wendy-s-drive-thru.html

LAKE MARY REPRESENT

Also, I'm white. I just got really excited.

Florida being Florida, why change? We are the Australia of the USA

Avalon Park/Alafaya here

727 always checks in Florida threads

St. Augustine reporting in. It's all comfy here.

Lakeland here
>tfw no sweet country girl

Hammock beach resort is nice af

Volusia checking in, Orlando is the hive of leftist scum. They wave antifa flags at the soccer games.

941 reporting in at work

Loving the weather right now. On the roof enjoyingredients my lunch.

Also here's my cat.

>not living there to fight them

Make Orlando Great Again

Gainesville resident here. Hail Publix and Hail the Orange alligator baby signs!

Lee county here, reppin 239

Florida is alright, but it's way to hot, humid and flat for my liking.

Stay out of Clermont, we're full.

Except Miami which is basically Cuba.

ayyy 386 flagler beach here.

Orlandofag reporting in. I am the only one of my kind in a wave of liberals, but i saw it coming. I go to full sail.

Wet foot dry foot?

407 all day everyday . Oh and Publix is the greatest grocery store ever

I'm here to fight them with you too brother

Praise kek

Master race reporting in

New Jersey in the house!

Florida is where we send our old people to die.

82 is pretty gross, you're a pussy if you can't stand 1 degree weather.
My friends and I all stand outside, smoking cigs and drinking in -degree weather.
pussy

>"best state"
I fucking hate florida it isthe worst fucking state in america if you live in florida you are instantly a subhuman scum I dont care if you are the nicest most generous person in the world I automatically hate you if youre from that shitty land dick.

Who /352/ here

/BROWARD/ Masterrace reporting in

70 degrees isn't cold faggot

A hello from motherland.

You know that you still have the Old Spanish flag over there?

Regards.

Most COPS episodes come from Florida though lol

Oh well

Ok, which of you autists let another fucking cobra get loose.......?