Brit/pol/ - 21st century conservatism for a modern Britain Edition

>Theresa May FINALLY wins the power to trigger Article 50 as historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4308576/Tory-rebels-concede-defeat-EU-Bill.html

>Jeremy Corbyn: Scottish independence would be 'economically catastrophic'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-scottish-independence-would-be-economically-catastrophic-a3488206.html

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
uk.businessinsider.com/scottish-independence-bmg-poll-sampling-error-behind-bmg-poll-putting-support-on-49-2017-2

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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Classify yourselves, "Anglos".

First for got caught wanking in Greggs

A teacher did that?

When did you end this orgy of sly-winking usury?

>tfw scot
>tfw royal navy
If yes wins do I get sacked?

youtube.com/watch?v=5S3PJ3skBjs

Have a blow on my whistle.

>Hielanders are none of these.

Can;t you lose your job over that?

Yes

Sincerely, scot dragoon lance jack

The redditors in the last thread need to leave. My cat loves me, and she loved it.

Gaelic
>Gay-Lick?

English only. Scots should make their own taxonomy art instead of leeching off mine.

Probably be sent to the Med to act a rapefugee ferry service.

That's the most Redshitt thing ever
>Cue everyone else posting pics of their cat.

yeah. fucked up shit init m8

probably, tempted to report her. fuck all will probably be done about, due to lack of evidence

either 1: You will be given the option to serve in the British Navy or the (non existent) Scottish navy)

Or 2: Sturgeon throws a wobbler and makes all Scots join the Scottish armed forces that won't even be a physical force.

Either way the chances of serving on a ship post "Scots shooting themselves in the foot" referendum is unlikely.

tfw wanked secretly next to classmate and didnt get noticed.

Sign me up for the 00 program lads.

Report her. We don't need any more skanks getting away with it

If yes you get to lead the charge to annex Scotland from the HMS Queen Elizabeth.
What do you do and what do you serve on user?
I'm sorry for the state of funding you've been landed in, as a Scot I am also sorry most of my "brothers" are so disrespectful to the amazing job done at faslane.

my cousin started dating some quadroon monster from Belgium
something has to be done

We are the wageslaves.

You will be assimilated into the workforce.

Shitposting is futile, NEET.

Look lads, you constantly miss todays big story:

Hogg had to resign as a BoE senior Governor because she didn't declare how corrupt she was as her brother was high up in Barclays.

Low BoE rates = happy-super fun time for Banks but pain for all of us.

>Fucking artificial inflationary asset bubbles.
Be real.

Do it for us lad. Be a pal.
fug

this

Monitor her behaviour.

1v1, Dennis the Menace against Horrid Henry. Who wins?

No No No.
You idiots.
Use it as leverage.

>I didn't say you should BLACK-

I'm not very well schooled in Scottish genetics, but I will try, Graeme.

Has anyone got a JUSTed Alex Salmond or Nicola Sturgeon

Nth for this is STILL the best episode of Inside No.9

>Made the thread
>Posted about "Sharia May"
>Pro NEET
I'm onto you.

ANGLICAN HYMNS (CATHOLICS NOT ALLOWED)

youtu.be/deJDkU6qiGE

Wait so explain what happened in green text:

>Teacher
>Sends another teacher a picture of her cum face.

How is that illegal?

Pics or you get no help from our collective superior wit.

>Anglican
Why does a church founded so the king could get a divorce still exist? Just go full Prod.

>Graeme
Graham*
How'd you guess my last name?

Sorry but that is bullshit, gene studies have shown that the majority of white British are descended from the people who settled here after the last ice age. The Anglo saxons had far less genetic impact than previously thought. My 23andme shows I'm mostly British and Irish and French and German genes wise. Dark hair and brown eyes though

It's definitely grounds for the school to fire them.
They should not be teaching kids

Dennis all day.
Horrid Henry is like a middle-class boy doing cheeky chappy thinngs.

Dennis in his teenage years would be shifting gear, pimping and just generally being a local Gangsta.

>PieFace

>not being presbyterian
HELLFIRE INBOUND

>When your not

I'd make a conservative estimate on the IQ of whoever made this image.

Going to be staying a week in Scotland/England/Wales with a couple of fellow Texans in August, after spending a day or two in Dublin, any ideas on things to do?

>teacher at work receives snapchat sent by another teacher at work of her face covered in jizz
>recipient of snapchat tells another member of staff
>that member of staff tells me

i'm not saying it's illegal, i'm saying it's undeniably a sackable offence

...

>you're

ffs come on SORT IT OUT

wake me up inside

I know full well that the majority of English are native Brits. There are still Anglo-Saxons (especially in Northern England) as well as Normans (albeit will lots of other influences). Don't forget our new countryman Mohammed.

Which is more red-pilled?

Lotto or Euromillions? I will set up a direct debit

>Choose stereotypical Scot name
>Guess surname
Norman supremacy working again.

Well what the fuck?
So if you're a teacher you have to become Ann Widdecombe?

>maximum respect to that middle-class JimSlip guy (I think) who was a straight gangsta Uni Professor and no-one clocked for years that he was one of those Brit_Amateur pornstars. Until orbably a /pol member in his class sussed him out.

>Man lost his job. I was gonna organise a protest for him. Did nothing wrong.

>Legend.

It's the national established church. And it is full prod.

Go to a pub.
Annoy the patrons with your thick accent while drinking Carling and Guinness.

I was just trying to book a small holiday to London with my girlfriend and holy christ you're expansive as hell for such fucking small rooms

...

we had a fat friend at school who looked like PieFace

we called him 'Pies'

AHAHAHAHA

and it's beautiful

That would be my bet, the guy was a beast

Don't book in London then. just go outside and then use the train to commute into the center.

lmao

I bet it's
>Sack-able.

But seriously don't be one of those sour people who snitch.
Be evil and get a blowjob out of it.

AHAHAHAHA

Scottish independence poll:

Yes: 43% (-1)
No: 57% (+1)

(via YouGov)
Chgs. w/ Nov 2016.

>It's the national established church.
FOUR LITTLE WORDS WE'LL NEVER SAY

>holiday to London

Don't do that.

Some pretty impressive castles to visit.
I'd recommend seeing edinburgh castle especially, but after that switch it up to fully renovated castles that are still in use, ruins are ok but not much interesting.

Whisky trails are good, but the best ones are on the west coast and the highlands which can take a bit of travelling.
Stay out of Glasgow and Dundee it's shite. If you like golf then try st andrews or Trumps golf course near aberdeen, aberdeen is a nice city to live in but pretty shit for tourists.

Just got back from the game lads.

Why do Spanish "people" think it's okay to rush towards kids and try to beat them up? After the game they run straight out of the ground throwing a hissy fit and tried to start on kids.

They all stocked up on loads of bottles of gin from the Tesco Metro, the fucking queers.

You was a good friend.

What the fuck is wrong with you that you want these fucking deviants teaching children?

I've already been there with my parents when I was younger and I enjoyed it a lot. Now that I have to face the numbers though I realize it's basically theft

1000 year Tory Reich!

check out things to do on tripadvisor

definitely check out a few good pubs

>norman supremacy

How come I never get to vote on these polls.

Yes.
Shat herself.
Don't like Tory scum but May is bitch slapping her left right and centre.

>/Brit/pol on the left

Full source pls

Take a survival pill. Form a capital. Network with pure racist Britons. Promote them. Form a racial enclave. Vote for any ultracapitalist party

Tories are good for protecting our tax loopholes, UKIP is pretty much doomed.

>Egyptians
>Assyrians
>Babylonians
>Seleucids
>Romans
>Medieval Christians
>Nazis
>Sup Forums shitposters

Why is it that no matter how many times, and by how many people, these lot keep getting BTFO, they always keep coming back?

Airbnb it

You'll save loads

wtf i love scottish independence now

FUCK THE ENGLISH DESU

Do your civic duty and report her you nonce. Why do you even need to contemplate this?

you're a fucking retard

Front page article for tomorrows Telegraph.

no one does, from what i can tell theyre as acurate as Mystic Meg's star signs.

Remember that Brexit and Trump never stood a chance.

DELET

thunderclap.it/projects/52731-stem-fvd-op-15-maart

please help the dutch win the election tommorrow by using this thunderclap!!!!!!

No clue, lad. I got to do one earlier today about a second referendum and I got £1 for it.

Nah fuck that shit. Might it be because it's still not a thing in Italy but I don't trust random people like that

>airbnb
>in london

Do you want him to get kidnapped and given the title role in an ISIS propaganda film?

Franz will regain his rightful Throne, and England will be Catholic once more

We need Dennis Memes for modern Britain.

You could imagine he would be like a local hero, sorting out nuisance nonces, shitfaced knobheads harassing families and the elderly.
Delivering his justice.

>Just don't ask him about his business

C'mmon Meme man tripfag, make it happen.

Lads, I think I cured my anxiety through some hippy bullshit.

except they did recover

unlike the scots after pic related

It gets worse for Sturgeon.

NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME THE NEW SERIES OF ROBOT WARS HAD STARTED!

I'm so low energy lads, just feel tired all the time. How do I become high energy?

Ay Caramba.

>Good performance. Played class. Hope you get Barca and knockout that cheating goofy twat Suarez.

Giving Scotland their Parliament was the biggest most retarded move in efforts to "prevent independence movements by giving them a slice of the cake". Oh look, it was done by Tony.

All it did was create a staging ground for nationalist forces and to give cunts like Sturgeon legitimacy.

JUST
U
S
T

Reading an article on the beeb about le pen.

Anyone else know that her home was bombed when she was a wee croquette?