You are walking down the street late at night

>You are walking down the street late at night.
>You have no weapon on you, gun or otherwise (I don't care if you carry one on you at all times this is the scenario)
>These fellows jump out at you from behind the corner
>"Ayo, honkey! Gimme your wallet and phone before I pop you!"
What do?

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shoot them with my concealed-carry pistol.

I dont carry a wallet, and i only have a flip phone
>have my smartphone ducktaped to my inner thigh exactly for this scenario

This user says fuck your rules n shit.

You give it to them and go to the police, not worth the risk.
Unless you've taken the /safetyphone/ pill and you kept your old phone and carry it for this scenario. I know I do.

>being this paranoid

also
>ducktaped

Fpbp

Isn't this from Community, both of whom are completely harmless, near autistic, individuals?

Sup Forums why do you keep falling for bait threads.

t. sage

You have no gun, no exceptions.

"Those guns are fake, you stupid twats. Take my wallet, I only have credit cards. Just as soon as you run off I'll call my bank and tell them some stupid niggers robbed my ass."

I go buy a gun, since I'm in a black neighborhood surely there is a pawn shop
If not I use bugs bunny tactics to talk him into giving me his gun

I'd play this on my phone

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it's duckedtape

NO YOURE NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES

Fuck you OP this is America we have guns.

>why hello there fellows
>unzips pants
>turns around and bend down
>they had no idea i was concealing a grenade in my anus
>pin gets pooed out

Drop my pants, throw my ass in the air and yell "Take it, Take it all"..

wait 5 seconds for some other nigger to come along and shoot both of them for their shoes

>teleport behind them
>unsheathe my signature African Judo moves
>better luck next time, kiddo

See this. This is me right now. Follow the rules

Tactical roll and punch them both in the balls, followed by a finishing stomp Bruce Lee style.

>your new PS4 is just a few dicks away.
Damn they keep fucking with the prices.

beat them to death with one index finger as I am the vastly superior white man and bullets that are fired from non white hands deflect from my perfect white body.

Pull out job application
This terrifies the negroid.

And also pull out gun.
Fuck you OP.

oh cool, free guns. Thanks guys, always wanted two to hand out to my friends, cheers lads!

Just give him my shit. I never carry cash and my phone's replaceable. No big loss, really.

I give them a soviet welcome.

You spineless cunt.

This nigger gets it.

>gender studies students trying to look intimidating

unzip my trousers and slap them with my 8 ft. python

>fight two nigs with guns
>die
>get shit stolen anyway

It's easy to sound tough on these series of tubes but I'm playing by OP's gay rules.

>follow the rules

Fuck your rules moose faggot. I stab them with my bowie and tank those shots in like a fucking champ because I own carbonnanotube armor.

>going outside

>What do?

Ask Gambino why he put those two amazing songs in such a shitty album.

Congratulations, you just gave money to two beta-males with toy guns.

Pray to saint Zim-zam for help

>fight nigs
>get killed
>more people become red pilled on niggers

We're willing to sacrifice you user. Be fucking honored.

>go into the primal awareness of the supreme reality
>notice the emerging slight tension of the tendons on the hands, indicating that the trigger will be pulled
>lightly but swiftly step to the side
>surprise them by lunging at an unpredicted angle , thus dodging the follow up shots
>secure the extended wrist of one of the gunmen, from there gain control of the shoulder joint with the other hand
>use him as human shield
>his friend shoots him accidentally
>throw his dead body at the other gunman, thus causing the desired moment of confusion, that split second that is needed to get the upper hand
>teleport behind him
>"nothing personal kiddo"
>amass all my Qi into my tongue, can feel the burning potential growing
>tongue shoots out like some kind of alien tentacle and plunges through the soft brain of the other gunman
>go home and play Civ

I say sure heres my wallet that has nothing but a debit card in it. Also I dont have a cell phone Obama didnt hook me up because I am white.

Take care Gents gonna cancel that card as soon as you walk away.

How the fuck is the confederate battle flag on that?
Was that edited in or were mods being cheeky that day?

>rap
>amazing

You have shit taste.

>this
>rap

youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8

wew

Get out newfag.

Whatever the funk it is, it sounds like shit. What's the difference?

>You have no weapon on you, gun or otherwise
Well then it's not me, I always carry

I've been here for 2 years.
I'm staying nigger

No, you need to go.

>"Ayo, honkey! Gimme your wallet and hone before I pop you!"
Don't get it, why would I be late at night outside with my phone and wallet? That's retarded.

There is only one relevant Gambino.

I don't carry cash and i keep an old android phone with me at all times, nothing of value was lost.