I don't get how .Sup Forums doesn't see this as anything but based. Masturbation is probably the worst degeneracy out of all of them. When you masturbate you destroy the body, mind, and spirit. Masturbation is God's punishment because it naturally destroys you. I think this is the first step towards action taken against degeneracy
pressdemocrat.com
First for God Bless Jeff Sessions
Get this degeneracy off my screen
Fapping fuels meme magic
Did you even listen to it?
No my parents think im in bed right now so i cant have sound. And yes im over 18
How will they even regulate it?
Cum is not a kid. Just women being unfunny cunts. There slut getting fucked and pregnant then killing. Men just Cum 100% no way to have a kid haha . Are feminists even trying?
>user acts self-righteous
>lives with parents
top kek
Government issued chastity belts
I know that's a dumb reason but masturbation is still degenerate
at least she has a sense of humor
No ethics philosopher says it's unethical to live with your parents.
Freedom is bad, follow my ethics and rules. I know better than you.
I agree with you
This
BASED! Everyone criticizes new Sup Forums but at least we care about degeneracy.
>sperm is unborn child
>therefore embryo is unfertilized child
>le funny democrat btfos herself
>into the trash she goes
I dont' believe that but i do know degeneracy when i see it
She doesn't give a damn about muh degeneracy, all it is is a protest about women's reproductive rights, aka the right to murder babies. Her argument is flawed anyway, as the sperm in semen is only one half of a zygote whereas an abortion kills the results of an actual fertilized egg. By her logic women who waste their eggs in periods should be punished too.
Who's going to stop me? Is Big Brother going to strap a device to my wrist that detects masturbatory wrist actions? Are they going to storm in my house while I'm wanking in the privacy of my own bathroom?
Fuck off. I can even masturbate without porn
>implying anyone is going to let the government ban porn
#1- She's a fucking Democrat.
#2- This was the best use of her time on the taxpayer's dollar that she could fucking come up with?
I know that. But however lets use the laws they create to further our own anti-degeneracy agenda
No, it's called government issued chastity belts.
>Fuck off. I can even masturbate without porn
Everyone can
It's a great idea
She's right. Masturbation has degenerative qualities. Prevents relationships, dating, births, etc. No fap benefits are real. Stop spanking your monkey.
only to 2d and only waifu love
wasting your seed, even on 2d whores, makes your meme magic weak.
>prevents relationships
>dating
>Births
Wow wow wow I agree that masturbation is degenerate as fuck but don't imply that that is good either. I'm MGTOW as well and we are probably the most redpilled group out there.
Care to back that up?
They're all cutfags who can't masturbate anyways
I love seeing all these bed wetters get triggered at just the mention of abortion. Even worse than the SJWs
If you aren't circumcised you can't masturbate.
your life story
the rest of Sup Forums too
No, fuck you.
>a cut MGTOW
That's a new one. Also I don't understand how circumcision aids in fapping
I fap and play with g spot to prevent ass cancer. Onanism is preventing impregnating your widowed sister in law. Not fapping
He can always /restore/
What a fun law.
>Masturbating is illegal.
why
>Because it wastes sperm.
So by a technical loop hole, rape can now be legal, because as long as ejaculation occurs with the attempt of impregnation is at hand its legal.
Rape is now legal.
Enjoy.
>birth
Id rather fap until my dick snapped off
back to plebbit degenerate /r/childfree scum
Why aren't you using a surrogacy like Ronaldo did two times? Get a boxer boyfriend like he has
I can't believe I'm saying this but
IT'S 2017!!!
She did it as a joke to WAIST TIME intentionally fuckin idiot lol. Christ u religious are diluted.
>Democrat
>Mexican
Nothing Texan about her.
>To waste time.
Except she is in a position where her wasting time, can waste hundreds of thousands of dollars to millions with all the leg work that goes behind her "joke bill"
Similar to the bridge to nowhere, shes just wasting tax payer money, by not doing her job, and being paid handsomely to essentially "nap" behind the wheel.
So how about somebody in Texas pass a law, that by trying to pass bills that are "joke" bills, or wastes of time, they face up to 5 years in fucking prison or a few million dollar fines.
People elected an official, not a vindictive passive aggressive cunt, if they wanted one of those, they could just get married or deal with a female TSA agent.
Women can't tell men what they can do with their own bodies!!!! DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
Quit trying to divide the family, jew.
Retard, Messicans were in Texas before tobacky chewing rednecks ever were. You must be from Minnesota.
Foreskin blocks the penis
No retard, rape is illegal
Fuck off you religious nutjob
stfu scum, only scum have children
I don't get it, like in public? I thought that was already banned.
No, banning masturbation forever
Blocks the penis? What the fuck are you talking about? Do swords have sheaths? Yes or no?
But how? That's like banning picking your nose. Did they just guilt people into voting yes so they don't look like a pervert voting no to such a silly law?
>forced chastity belts for fee fees
read the constitution
>No retard, rape is illegal
NOPE!
If that bill was to pass, it would create a legal loophole which is.
>Ejaculation of sperm has to result in birth.
Meaning they either milk you for semen at a bank to be used for artificial insemination, or sexual intercourse.
Legal, fucking, loophole.
While we are at it, lets bring back shotgun marriage and remove divorce, that will show those pesky men.
Women do spiteful passive aggressive horse shit to get at men but it always bites them in the pussy.
By having the gov put chastity belts on everyone
Yes but guns don't. And guns beat swords
>wahh i wanna masturbate for fee fees
Read the Bible
>If that bill was to pass, it would create a legal loophole which is.
No it wouldn't retard
>Meaning they either milk you for semen at a bank to be used for artificial insemination, or sexual intercourse.
Sex would still have to be consenual idiot.
Guns are penis compensators. You lost on the foreskin debate there bud. You make fun of the religious. You say you are MGTOW. You're a cuck and probably a juice. Ctrl f for onanism ITT
WE HAVE TO STOP ILLEGALS CUMMING INTO OUR COUNTRY
The law states.
>Sperm has to result in conception.
Rape, is the act of intercourse, where sperm, interacts with the egg.
CONFLICTING!
>Consensual.
However, the bill removes the mans consent all together, making him into nothing more then a walking cum tank, and if the cum tank starts to overflow he has to produce children.
So either he gets milked by a machine, or he milks himself into a useless bag, either way, a child will be produced.
You hire the best jew lawyer in the land and I guarantee mister Leafee, this is the result.
I don't even know what onanism is and frankly im scared to look it up
Murkan puritanism is the funniest shit ever
It is failing to impregnate your widowed sister in law by pulling out
Or he just not masturbate at all.
>He just dosent masturbate at all.
There is a medical condition where men over produce semen and can actually cause severe injury to themselves if they dont release themselves often enough, or just look up blue balls.
Onan spilled his semen on the ground when he went in to his brother's wife, so that he would not give offspring to his brother. (Genesis 38:9). Thus the word Onanism was coined, meaning ejaculating outside the vagina
Well that sucks but law > health
No one is saying outlaw that, they are outlawing masturbation
Nopeywopeys.
There are no laws on record that are detrimental and dangerous to ones health, they are considered inhumane. Which is why prisoners get to watch tv, laws are passed and allows for such.
So guess what Leafee, you remove masturbation from men, you increase rape and violence and murder.
Or in terms you may understand better.
>What is the middle east.
I am completely okay with argumentum ad absurdum, but doing this in a formal setting is a waste of taxpayer time and money.
Furthermore men would get much more stupid...
How shall you concentrate while learning or working while you are trying to spy some women to rape...
>people in this thread don't realize it's just a protest bill that's trying to be a statement about men having the power to vote on the issue of abortion, and all those ancillary regulations to abortion like mandatory ultrasounds.
Then again, wasting Texas government time and money might be a good thing
usnews.com
>Defending a Texas state law banning the sale of sex toys, Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz argued in a 2007 court brief that individuals have no legal right to use them, even in the privacy of their own bedrooms
>Link to video of refugee masturbating and sucking on a plastic titty of a fashion doll in a shop.
how about we end all government payouts except defense
and setup private court system
>We wouldn't need laws to curve abortion if women didn't treat it like a 2 for one sale.
BAWWW I WANT ABORTIONS AND CONTRECEPTIVES!
>here.
>Birth rates are down.
BAWWWW WE NEED IMMIGRANTS TO MAKE UP FOR LOW BIRTH RATES!
>Give immigrants.
>Population rates are up.
BAWWW WHY AM I BEING RAPPED BY 3RD WORLD MEN!
People call that, masturbation though so they can ban it
sort yourself out kid, you're gonna have a hard time climbing the dominance hierarchy living with your folks