Brit/pol/ - Fish Supper edition

>Theresa May FINALLY wins the power to trigger Article 50 as historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4308576/Tory-rebels-concede-defeat-EU-Bill.html

>Jeremy Corbyn: Scottish independence would be 'economically catastrophic'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-scottish-independence-would-be-economically-catastrophic-a3488206.html

>A survey showing a surge in support for Scottish independence was probably caused by 'sampling error'
uk.businessinsider.com/scottish-independence-bmg-poll-sampling-error-behind-bmg-poll-putting-support-on-49-2017-2

>Hotels and restaurants will need 10 years to replace (((EU))) workers because '[lazy] Brits don't want the jobs'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-restaurants-hotels-eu-workers-ten-years-british-hospitality-association-dont-want-jobs-ufi-a7624951.html

>Former Aussie PM Abbott: UK and Australia Should Have Free Movement Zone Based on (((Western Culture)))
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tony-abbott-moots-post-brexit-free-movement-with-australia-based-on-western-culture/

>David Cameron begged Abbott to keep quiet before Brexit vote
express.co.uk/news/politics/777988/brexit-vote-david-cameron-pleaded-world-leader-keep-quiet-tony-abbott-australian-pm

>Brexit: David Davis warns MPs to leave bill unchanged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39245298

>MPs slam Kosher Sharia May over lack of a plan if Brexit talks collapse
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/11/brexit-trigger-article-50-theresa

>‘Tip of the Iceberg’: UK Records 1,428 Forced Marriage Victims in 2016
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/11/tip-iceberg-uk-records-1428-forced-marriage-victims-2016/

>TURKEY PUSHING FOR VISA-FREE ACCESS TO (((EU)))
westmonster.com/turkey-pushing-for-visa-free-access-to-eu/

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From 2014. Where are you?

I've been gone for the past 3 weeks.

Quick rundown? Is YKTD still gone? What's happening tomorrow that Sup Forums is freaking out about?

Corbychov cracking down on the unruly scotch

Soviet invasion of Scotland when?

Yes.
Don't know.

Ellipsisposter will probably return soon now that YKTD's been gone for a while. God only knows what the threads will look like with the Ellipsis nonce returning and the Randposter spamming in the same thread.

What the fuck is wrong with him?

Good luck to our tulip bros on the continent.

Emma Watson desu

Isn't it the dutch election?

How do people find her attractive?

Is it because 8/10 Brit is 4/10 everywhere else?

>116741501

I wound up wandering through there.
Spent most of my time up north though in Swords rather than venturing southwards.

Seriously contemplating making a move out to Eire permanently, not Dublin again though, possibly up nearer Gallway.

...

>How do people find her attractive?
They don't, it's just because she was a child actor. She grew up to be a fugly feminist.

She reminds me of my brother's jewish autistic girlfriend.

Its the Princess Leia effect.

If you beat it till it bleeds as a kid you develop feels or some shit that work with the nostalgia.
Nerds first crush deal.

I never understood the appeal, but then again im not a dirty pederas and will always see her as that little girl from wizard shit.

Same with Drew Barrymore, i'll always see her as some little girl in ET from my childhood and cant get a boner over her.

Women are so self obsessed they even need to get a photo of themselves in even when they're taking a photo of someone else

i didn't like her in harry potter, but she's grown up okay
wouldn't make it on her own though

>Serve English wine to help oil wheels of Brexit, urges MP

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39270720

Anyone else excited for the inevitable train crash?

from the knees down, she looks like a man ffs.

small tits, no hips

yuck.

Some user told people not to come to Sup Forums after today, something about the FBI. It's probably a load of bollocks.

>wearing the least photoshoppable colour

Emma Watson has been a non-stop disappointment in terms of seeing her fucking naked (no fappening, no nude sex scenes, hardly any bikini shots...)

Incidently, when will the Netherlands result come in?

To "oil the wheels" you will require weapons grade Poitín. The raw rocket fuel grade that comes with an eyesight back after 3 days or double your money back guarantee.

Load of shit, this is a board of peace on a mongolian basket weaving pattern exchange site.

user, I..

Apparantly we should get an idea of who will win by around 11pm (12am Dutch time)

I read some time about midnight

Also where the fuck are her feet pics

shot in the dark here but any of you faggots know anything re. the art world?

putting together something on labour mps and money laundering through art dealing

Like all European elections, they have the bit where the various minority parties cobble together and block the most popular choice.

This is very popular in Europe even though it returns decades of solely centre left and left governance. So whenever they work that bit out, the result will be final.

Their elections are powered by windmills and bicycles so it might be a while.

Fell at the first hurdle, as it were.

I don't want Scotland to leave, lads.

I want to keep the union together. I don't want our 400-500 year old country to separate because of the wishes of a 46 year old menopausing hag

30th for BASED mummy May

>this is a 10/10 in bongland

If you replace the b in "Rugby" with an a, you get "Rugay" or "R u gay?" which is what everyone thinks when they see a rugby player

>Caring about the Union.

SNP has a stranglehold on political debate in Scotland since Labour died.

Would you rather get £50 a week and have accommodation paid for
You have to do 1 hour of work a week for this

Or
You get £100 a day, but you only have 1/2 of your normal awake time, and in the free time you have you feel tired and shit

>patriotism

No it fucking isn't lad

First one. I thought these were meant to be a difficult choice?

May can just block it.

God damn it I'm not going on benefits

First one

Once you've used up your NI contributions the DWP pass you off to a private company to find you work for your benefits. It's not just 1 hour work for £50 a week forever.

UKIP getting absolutely SURGED on desu.

>May can just commit political suicide.

She'll get right on that as soon as the Queen refuses to ascend the Brexit bill.

>1 in 10 people would still vote for the lib dems
The absolute state.

Good. Fuck Ukip and fuck White ppl

landing strip pussy hair ?

They're gonna take us back into the EU lad. SUUURRGGEEE!

I don't want to have to suplex Lizzie though

So I didn't go to the jobcentre for muh bennies last week and the DWP haven't contacted me. What should I do? Nothing?

You will just get sanctioned the next time you go in.

Why do people in the UK go out at night and drink to the point they need medical assistance?

Next time? I have no appointment. I don't plan on going back.

Years and years of inbreeding

How do people end up getting diagnosed with things like mild autism or adhd
I never got tested for anything

No idea, I stay in and do it.

The same reason people in Australia drink boxes of cheap wine and inflate the bags to use as pillows for when they pass out.

You don't need self responsibility when the state will pay your medical bills.

They will just end up stopping your payments and retroactively claim them back to the last point you attended.

The Jocks already had a referendum not even three years ago. The Haggis Hag has no real grounds the supercede May's right to veto any proposed new referendum.

because it serves as a temporary escape from being so fucking depressed you sometimes forget how to blink.

When you're in an alcohol induced coma, life isnt nearly as grim as it turns out to be.
you can forget that your being systematically sold by your government to the highest bidder and that everything you do, say and think is now being recorded for use against you at a later date.

Would sniff laurie pennys feet to be honest

>ANU
>young liberal scum

Pick 2.

Pathetic attempt at deflection, lad.

Because they're all miserable cunts who resent their own existences.

Getting a job would be a good start

/bargainbasementbritain/

In order to socialise
A lot of people I know can barely talk to people when sober, but are funny and cool when drunk
It lets people live out fantasies of being more socially adept than they are

Galway is a class town in fairness but it's just that - a town. It's population is comparable to Swords like, so naturally there are probably less opportunities there. If you're a professional, Dublin is pretty much your only option.

General rule for Dublin: stay south of the Liffey and east of Dublin 6W. The southside and southeast are the nice areas, especially along the coast. The Northside is mixed at best (some nice areas like Clontarf, Howth and Malahide, as well as the deepest, darkest knackeraguas known to man like Cabra and O'Devaney Gardens) and West Dublin (i.e. beyond the M50) is an irredeemable shithole.

Alright thanks lad

get a load of this normie

its like a pissup mate, any excuse is a good excuse, the results where close enough last time and promises where made that have since been broken.

Not that i care, i voted leaveing the EU but its an excuse and any is a good one.

If this one falls on its arse with a no vote, the SNP will simply find another excuse i another three years.
And so on and so on ad nauseum.

worst of all, theres no party in Scotland who can oppose them.
Labour is BTFO, Lib Dem only win a seat on orkney and the margest population in Scotland is in Glasgow which would rather tear its own skin off than be caught voting Tory.

So we're stuck until cunts vote yes and end it all.

It's not deflection, it's the same reason.

Posting at work as we speak. wys g

It's a pathetic attempt at "y-you too" don't fucking lie to me, cunt.

Look at this, disgusting fucking.

Can't fix slags.

>wys g

what?

Might losing Scotland from the union be enough to kill the electability of the Conservative Party?

Could undoing the Act of Union be the cost of enabling new British politics to emerge?

A-at least she's white.

Unlike in the UK where there is almost always minority rule, like the Tories getting 51% of the seats with only 37% of the vote in 2015 and then within a year completely changing their manifesto and even the prime minister of the entire country with absolutely no mandate from the electorate to do so.

Yeah, much better than proportional representation where everyone's views are represented and the government actually has the consent of the majority.

What you saying, G

If you were any sort of man you'd whip out your uncut willy run up behind her and slip it in her pussy or ass.

All I said was that they're both done for the same reason. Why are you so upset that I compared British binge drinking to Australian?

I'm saying you're a normie

>LAB - Stoke
>CON - Copeland
That's the Nightmare Result confirmed, then.
UKIP are dead - The Blairite Party has the next fifteen-or-so years in the bag, by which point the country will resemble some sort of horrible surreal Pengest Munch cartoon. Real social conservatives will never learn, and will, hand-in-hand with Northern nationalists, actively vote against their best interests to stop the 'other team' getting in.

I have no more blackpills to give, no more predictions to make. The thousand-year Tory Reich is a reality, GLOBAL BREXIT came to pass, and the electorate were successfully manipulated into believing that Theresa May becoming Prime Minister is a Blair-style revolution of patriotism against liberalism. All that's left is the horrible process of watching Article 50 get stamped down into nothingness after it gets triggered, and I have no interest in watching that.


See you, Brit/pol/.

Nobody is defending it, just don't act like you don't have similar problems.

It makes me angry when you try to compare the two.

'drather not fuck a munter

Don't worry I punish my women for misbehaviour lad. Also checked.

>from the knees down, she looks like a man ffs

I was laughing at this first, but then I checked it and WHAT THE FUCK

You should tweet her asking for some

>Yeah, much better than proportional representation where everyone's views are represented and the government actually has the consent of the majority.

>Coalition Governments
>Consent of the majority
pick one

Cool

>>Coalition Governments
>>Consent of the majority
>pick one

False dilemma.

If the Queen refuses, I hope she gets curbstomped by a sandnigger.

>historic Brexit Bill is sent to the Queen following climb-down by peers
What if the queen says no?

You would not get something like the post you're replying to n Australia, wouldn't happen, even in Kings Cross on a Saturday night.

Bye

Fuck off alex salmond

>proportional representation where everyone's views are represented by parties who have to enter into coalitions just to form a government and are then compromised with and sold off as chunks of their manifestos and electoral mandates go

Proprtional represetation allows everything wrong with party politics to become everything wrong with a government. You must be mad to think it truly allows people's voices to be heard. The only difference is that the compromise and political bargaining happens in backrooms by politicians instead of by voters and parties.

that was the joke, the Queen CANT refuse.

It would effectively destroy the monarchy entirely, Cromwell would rise from the grave over something of that magnitude.

R8 my legs