PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>VP Pence Swears in Seema Verma CMS Admin 3/14/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump meets w/Cabinet 3/13/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump session on healthcare 3/13/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #7 3/10/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump Health Care Discussion 3/10/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>The Story behind MAGA hats
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>Female Trump vs Male shillary
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>Tucker talks Trumpism
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
youtu.be
INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
youtu.be
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/ptg/ President Trump General - Joe edition
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>be maddow
>in bathroom
>shaving cream on cheeks
>shaving peach fuzz from face
>HopeItGrowsBackThicker.jpeg
>hetero cis white male secretary bursts into bathroom
>”Sir! It’s here! Come quick!”
>you splash some water on your cheeks to wash the residual shaving cream from your face and look yourself in the mirror
>”the itsy bitsy donny went up the water spout,” you sing to yourself, “down came the rain and LEAKED THE TAXES OUT!”
>you and your hetero cis white male secretary cannot stop laughing
>it’s almost as funny as a tiny trump
>but far more powerful
>surely it will lead to trump’s impeachment
>you put on your vanity bulge codpiece and pantsuit
>you enter the studio triumphantly and take your seat behind your desk
>the camera turns on
>”to my fellow self-identifying marginalized americans. we got ‘em!”
>”let’s all have a look at pic related shall we?”
>but wait, something’s wrong
>instead of a big fat zero there’s actually a sizeable number
>no worries because it’s actually the rate that matters
>you run some quick numbers in your head and realize the rate is actually quite significant too
>you swallow hard
>your voice creaks, “as you can see…”
>hetero cis white male secretary bursts into the studio and hands you a piece of paper
>with white house stationary and all it reads: Congratulations on your big scoop Ms. Maddow. We think you’ll make a great addition to the trump public relations team!
>and it’s signed The Little Dutch Boy
>LiterallyShaking.jpeg
>”no, no, no! take down pic related! this was a set-up! He’s a con man! This is another one of his cons! Where are you HILLLLAAAAAARRRRRYYYY!”
>MSNBC goes to “technical difficulties” screen
>ywn be this smug
bumpf
>ywn be this mad
BREAKING NEWS!
FOUND COMPROMISING PICTURES OF TRUMP IN MY MAILBOX THIS MORNING!
So how is geert doing?
BUT TRUMP IS A RUSSIAN STOOGE
Not gonna lie, former Maddow viewer here. It's fucking hilarious to watch him crash and burn. But seriously, we can't let him get his hands on the tax returns.
PPPPMMMUUUUURRRRTTT
BLOWN T F O
The level of shilling on Sup Forums has gotten disgusting. I feel like 95% of it is ironic shitposters feeding their obsessive need for attention, looking to outdo eachother for vain screenshots of their (you)s. Yet it makes no difference what their intention is because it has the same effect as any other kind of brigading. Disinformation, demoralization, and consensus cracking.
>2017
>still trying to stump Trump
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
that's one of them counterfeit maga hats
>damn
Joe's a real hardass
SOMEONE ELSE WILL NEED TO BAKE THE NEXT. SOMEONE BE READY WITH BREAD.
I don't get it.
it's going to be a hoot when Joe finally comes back to his show
>first amendment allows slander and leaking private information.
I guess it is ok to receive privileged information from market traded companies since it is the first amendment right of the leaker to tell me stuff
>yes send THAT intern in. user won't know what hits him.
Joe is such a faggot, topkek
To think he was one of the first actually fair to Trump. Total pussy once he was pressured
Guess Joe wouldn't mind some talk about his interns then huh...
Michael Cohen as Special Prosecutor for the murder of Lori Klausutis when?
State Dept presser at 2PM ET
>c-span.org
Trump speaking at 2:20 PM ET
>c-span.org
Trump remarks at Hermitage at 6:15 PM ET
>youtube.com
Trump Rally at 7:30 PM ET
>c-span.org
Muhammad is in the deeper circles of hell for preaching false religion, and as a punishment he is split open from taint to chin.
i wish he would get a libel suit
...
I need TP for my bunghole
>In a clash with President Trump’s environmental team, Defense Secretary Jim Mattis has declared that climate change is a threat to national security and one military planners must consider in drawing up strategies.
Where is Schmoe?
Off somewhere gaining new musical inspiration?
Or are he and Mika fighting over his leaving the toilet seat up 24/7?
Yikes. Hell sure does know how to punish a sand nigger.
Isn't Trump getting Tuck'd in tonight?
Climate change is real. It's just not necessarily manmade.
Checked, and thanks.
that tweet was two days ago.
Kek'd, have a (you)
but where is Modena's first amendment right?
What the fug? Is he upset about HARP?
No way to know until the polls close.
It wasn't just Sup Forums shitting on Maddow last night. The whole internet was shitting on him.
breitbart.com
youtube.com
They were advertising it in commercial too. Even a website to submit questions Tucker could ask.
Damn so what if brietbart republished about that chick Joe killed?
Are you threatening me???
supposedly he's took a week off to see his family, but it coincided with him being unfollowed by Trump a little too well for me to believe that
I don't know. I just don't know.
Climate change is happening.
The debate is whether it's because of human activities or not. Either way, Mattis isn't disagreeing with Trump, he's making plans.
>keeps scissors in pen cup
SAD!
Someone should keep this posted all day today
P U N I S H E D J O E
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>be Joe
>in MSNBC dressing room
>haven't been unable to show your face on air since Trump unfollowed you
>haven't slept in days
>10 minutes until you have to prep the bull
>need to shower to get dead interns blood off your hands
>disavow.jpeg
>look hard at self in mirror
>"shit, I'm still JoeisJoe"
5 bongs 30 bings until polls close
Fair points, anons.
How many windmills and tulips until the polls close?
>reaDonaldTrump
I have a feeling that Mattis should stay the fuck away from anything that's not the military. Last thing I heard from him is that he doesn't want to co-operate with Russia on fighting ISIS.
FAKE
stopping using all that fuel to bomb other countries to get their oil is probably a good start
HEY GUYS, I FOUND THESE IN MY MAIL TOO
~8 windmills and 27 tulips, I think.
Well, at least he offers a differing opinion. Trump can handle himself, but would probably feel less comfortable not hearing opposing arguments all the time from legit sources instead of yes men.
The biggest problem with the Church of Climate Change isn't even with its the main tenets.
Even if you concede that:
> climate change is happening
> human action is the biggest contributing factor
> it is detrimental
> it is reversible
(and notice I'm not debating the merit of either of these factors, I'm conceding them for sake of argument)
Even if you concede all four points the remedy they propose is invariably
> 1) to reduce industrial output in developed countries while letting underdeveloped countries off the hook
> 2) to allow for developed countries to buy extra industrial capacity from underdeveloped countries that do not use it
> 3) to throw massive amounts of money in organizations nominally tasked with addressing climate change through research and "other initiatives"
Now the first two points are clearly "wealth redistribution" and "paying reparations" on a global supranational level. Not only that but it places China and Brazil on the "underdeveloped" column letting them off the hook.
Third point is a shakedown, extracting billions of dollars from taxpayer money to give to the very people sounding the alarm but providing no way to fix the problem other than taking money and industrial capacity from US, Japan, Australia and Europe and giving to Africa, ME and Asia.
No matter if you accept or not those 4 points outlined above, it takes a special kind of sucker to subscribe to the Church of Climate Change.
lets bury the hatchet and become friends
Almost had me there for a minute.
DRUMPH BTFOOOO
wash examiner is conservative. i don't think you have to archive that one
Not his smartest hour.
I feel like Joe is going to go Private Pyle crazy
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Five windmills, 26 tulips
AWOOOVEMENT
Sauce?
Hopefully on air
It is 3:36pm in Holland. Polls close at 9pm in Holland.
I don't know man, I just saved the picture. You're connected to the internet, aren't you? Why don't you look up the headline for yourself asshole.
Okay. Wasn't sure.
HE
I ship them.
WTF GEERT IS LOSING HARD RIGHT NOW
WHAT IS HAPPENING!!???
>Holy Jesus. What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE JOE?
>SIR A DEAD INTERN SIR
Climate change should also be part military strategy too in that we need to adopt our ways in protecting our national interests. If it means we deploy naval ships to the North Pole then so be it. Russia already does and Canada has started to arm its northern frontier and train in those types of conditions
I thought we already shipped him with Judge
Globalists must hate Nigel so much
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woke up hour ago
gestalt? is geert btfo? how much got added to mancow collage?
fucking nazi scum we are going to defeat you once and for all
He's like an older James Bond, no woman can hold him down.
Restore Angevin Empire when?
Bloempf BTFO!
Do no ruin my OTP!
They have tried to kill him so many times. I think their most outlandish attempt was trying to give him a heart attack through sex seven times.
TOO MUCH GOOD SHIT TODAY AHHHH
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I want to think a lot of it comes from them not liking someone else being so smug.
I AM CORNHOLIO
There is no polling during the vote so anyone claiming anything about Geert is pretending to be retarded.
>ywn be this fucking cheeky as you topple the globalist machine
making me hungry desu
How many assassination attempts did he survive? Proof that God's on our side.
/o/ will like this
Dude... hide their names you doxxing asshole.
Wasnt one a hooker trying to sex him to death?
Maybe soon.
Today is a good day.
Amen.