Modern Uniforms are Shit

Here's why. "Simple." That's what BDUs are for. Dress uniforms are supposed to be imposing and extravagant. Officers would flip shit if they were served "simple" food at formal events. "Welcome to the Naval ball. As it is now dinner hour, please sit down to your meals. We had them catered by McDonalds since we now value simplicity." Who's actually got decent modern uniforms? What would a non-shit modern uniform look like. I want epaulettes back personally, possibly double-breasted tunics with no lapels too.

Inb4 the 1933 Hugo Boss collection.

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I know that the Army is switching all its formal uniforms to blue because of tradition.

But do they have to stay with the relatively modern half-ass compromise between the oxford suit and the traditional tunic? People used to wear oxford suits because it was the most formal thing you could wear that wasn't a dress uniform if you weren't in the military.

>Who's actually got decent modern uniforms?

In my opinion our soldiers should ditch the berets and go for the far more practical and imposing busby.

What the hell actually happened to aesthetics? we used have this good looking architecture and military clothing now we have dull shit and baggy clothing.

Berets are one of the only modern things I like. I do prefer more traditional tunics like that though, although with the victorian epaulettes

That's inquisitor-tier levels of taste

I'm glad my dress uniform will never change.

fucking punchinelloover here.

Canada has the best by far right now

Reserve units have some of the best uniforms in the west.

Navy's is classy af right now & the Reds are more British than the British

>ywn be slain by a court jester

Navy officer dress is still pretty good. Glad to see they still snubbed the shirt-and-tie aesthetic.

Wish we could go back to this, tho

That beautiful building seems to be filled with shitskins.

Yeah, your cadets look tip-top.

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Are these uniforms aesthetic enough?

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I wasn't a fan of it when I enlisted, but it sure as fuck grew on me.

better than a tank top with a poncho

Yeah its bad. Its crazy that they open their doors to non Christians in one of the holiest places in the world.

this

Better than fake suits, I guess.

That wasn't the point. Care to explain why everybody under the age of 30 in that picture is a squint-faced mongoloid?

Dress uniforms are largely a waste of money. Only officers O-5 and up or officers who have a public presence necessary by their assignment should have them.

Everyone else can just have BDUs.

Leave your faggy fashion for the fashion show. It has no more place on the battlefield than on construction site.

>Officers would flip shit if they were served "simple" food at formal events.

All dumb officers who decided to wear elaborate clothes were sniped, the rest prefer to blend in.

As for the dress uniforms - it should correlate with the combat ones.

Dress uniforms =/= combat uniforms

Why?

I don't have many gripes with the army dress blues, but the one thing I'm not a big fan of is how it looks on me. Even if I get it tailored, it makes me look fat. As for the berets, I'm all for keeping all but the black beret. The black on blue just looks stupid imo, it'd probably be better to give the Ranger batt the black back instead of letting them have tan. I'm not sure if that's what they'd want, though.

Keep maroon with airborne. If anyone decides to change that, they're gunna die.

Ww1 was best uniforms for white countries.
Prove me wrong.
>protip: I'm actually correct and it would not be possible to prove me wrong

>Leave your faggy fashion for the fashion show

C'mon Ivan, you had some pretty cool uniforms back then.

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They feel like trash bags too. My guess is that they're manufactured in china, the material is definitely a gross polyester. Asian manufacturers don't understand that large sizes still have a shape....

Also for better tailoring they need good seam allowances and fabric that won't unravel easily... polyester unravels godly fast.

IMO military uniforms should be designed, prototyped, and manufactured in the USA. Anything else makes no sense.

Also, I know for a fact that military eye wear and gas masks are produced in China using US government contracts with US Companies. Those US Companies may or may not tell the Government that they're actually outsourcing to China.

good taste

kek. Nice knees.
I knew you guys were fags but I didn't realise that a leaf would wear a mini skirt into combat.

Pretty sure that's Scottish

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Nice try fat for brains.

>Court Jester
>Not the finest Swiss Mercenaries money can buy.

berets suck unless you are in a unit that has a special color one. The standard black for air force and army fucking sucks dick.

>Beret
>American Education

It's the St Peters Basilica, and its usually just filled with tourists

Plenty of niggers in Rome though anyways

Haha those are fucking reservists
Literally shit tier

I like the german air force uniforms, they esentially didn't change from the war era

The military exists to kill people and break shit. No scamper down a showway like some pompous fag.

Not a fan of the colours desu

The uniforms of the ranks lower than captain stand out more than the ones above captain, which usually isn't what you would want. Going with a brown or black uniform for those ranks might be better, and only use red for the top ranks

hahahaha maybe you dumb russians go to the "battlefield" in dress uniforms. my god ivans are so retarded. i cringe 99% of their posts

>Epaulets
>sword
>half cape
Makes my dick hard as a rock.
I hope those women's trousers are acceptably snug though.

Holy fuck are all of you are autists who can't join the armed forces? No one in the Army actually gives a fuck or wears these uniforms on a regular basis.

I think some of the UK uniforms are still doing pretty well despite their simplicity

Left is a Royal Marine general, right is Prince Harry wearing a cavalry uniform with an army air corps beret because he can do what he likes

Simplicity can work if it's done right.

Capes are sick. Seriously, they are so fucking cool.

I keked.

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Most of the formal uniforms look okay at best. I'm with the Air Force and actively avoid situations that require me to wear Blues because of how fucking uncomfortable they are to wear. They offer very little in the way of functionality, which to me, is the single most important aspect of a military uniform. A compromise between flash and function should be better made as formal wear does serve its' purpose at ceremonies and band/honor guard events.

Also, the PT gear fucking blows and should just be rebranded fitness clothing, not "tuck your shirt into this terrible swishy material we found on the side of the road for pants."

Probably some bullshit minority 'try on the costume day'. Notice how all the real cadets behind are white.

We don't have 4 year old cadets

Better than some shit tier unit stationed in God's country.