Why are US southern accents the sexiest on the planet?

Why are US southern accents the sexiest on the planet?

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This girl doesn't have a "southern accent". The generic southern accent exists where she is (I'm from the same place) but isn't the local accent. The Cajun accent is unique to a fairly small area.

Australian accents on women are objectively the hottest

Texas Draw is the master accent

All I want is a southern trump supporter gf.

It doesn't have to be Cajun. Just southern in general. That nasty twang on a pretty and classy girl is just the hottest fucking thing.

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>tfw Tennessee hick drawl

>be from the south
>don't have a southern accent
>always get asked to "do the accent"

Don't you guys have a general negative connotation associated with southern accents? Like people here see people with northern accents as kinda stupid?

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Same here with southerners.

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Sexy, charming, and intelligent

Please more.

Preferably more girlish girls though.

But this is amazing.

Right now the southern accent has a negative connotation to it.

the stupid southern hicks meme, but at one point the southern accent was seen how the British accent is today.

>Don't you guys have a general negative connotation associated with southern accents?

Yeah. My accent is monotone and boring though, so I'd rather have something about it that was interesting

I do find it a bit hilarious that these vids are filled with brit comments falling in love with southern ladies:

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Please stop posting these skanks and post more cutie southern grills

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brazillian portuguese is the only good thing that ever came from brazil

Best?
Well better then a Brooklyn Princess my last GF could shatter glass

Why does she sound like she's black?

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Anyone here still appretiating the superior Female accent?

She lives in an area with a lot of black people. If you heard black people from there you'd ask why they sound country.

There are no "Southern Bells" here.
They are all done fucked by every fat dude with a truck.
Most are single moms.
All smoke.
All are fat.
All have stupid fucking bleached hair or retarded highlights.

I wish I had a stereotypical bell, god dammit I do.

Take a guess, where were blacks most concentrated in the U.S. for all of history.

>Brazillian accent

It's like you're trying to be a shitter.

Kek, she's from the southern part of my state

Its that way everywhere. To southerners in the US northerners might as well be arabs. They are loud and speak with a lot of gestures.

As an Acadian, I see that our swamp cousins are doing fine.

>Be proud North Florida man
>get called yank by faggot Britcucks
I'm NOT A GODDAMN YANK
I want them to stop

but seriously no better accent exists for a girl

comment ca va mon neg?

kek

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>theeyater

Alabama accent is best accent

>tfw mawmaw had english beaten into her at school so that entire generation didnt speak cajun anymore so you have to try and learn it through the internet

any south LA fags know that feel?

checked. Confederate flag on Sup Forums when?

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my grandfather doesn't remember a word of french. :(

oh my :3

They are not sexy, not at all. When you hear a southern accent, you can assume they are uneducated, often inbred, and completely racist and intolerant. As I tell everyone "never trust anyone with a rural or southern accent"

Muh-mom and puh-pop were the last fluent speakers. Mom and dad can speak it a little. I like listening to Pete Bergeron and Megan Brown on KRVS.

For Americans yes
But to all non-Americans southern accents top everything else
We can't agree because they are our accents just like Aussies don't find Strayan accents appealing

a lot of "black lingo" is really just southern, as is most black soul food. That shit is all just southern in general, then the KKK and racist shit happens so the blacks move up north. Then they start eating fried chicken and watermelon and saying "y'all" like they always do and non-southerners think "oh, thats all black people stuff I guess."

I want the one behind the sign

The girl with her ass out is a cutie but I'm willing to bet the girl holding the sign is the better choice

How many layers?

suck a cock carpetbagger

>born and raised in Georgia
>Just talk slow

Tfw no southern accent

qt from arkansas

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only rural and suburban

mfw no Southern belle as gf

The Southern Gentleman accent is pretty top tier

The women over here swoon over guys from the UK. If you took a trip to the south it would seriously be like having a harem of southern women.

>tfw no southern american gf to call you a suebhuemen eyp
Why live?

Jeff Sessions has a very nice Southern gentlemen accent

Absolute qt

>that feel when live in Ohio near Cleveland and don't know what to make of the accent here

>draw

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I'm stuck with a really heavy nu yawk accent, doesn't help that I'm also italian. Everybody apparently feels the need to start doing those stupid hand motions when they talk to me.

>tfw no southern belle waifu

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>tfw lived in jew york all my life
>tfw no accent except for when I say "borrow" "mother" or "coffee"

i lmfao thinking someone wants this

FUCKING QUEERS!

>grew up in Alabama
>accent test says I speak like someone from Wisconsin
>have never been to Wisconsin in my life

Oh well.

where to take accent test?

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here you go man

this will change your accent boys

THANK YOU PORTUGAL

But seriously, I hear the chicks in Europe love a redneck such as myself

I tried to pick up girls in eastern europe with my sexy new york accent, no luck. I wish you luck dixiebro

I think women with the old New York Jew accents have such cute sexy accents, help me Sup Forums!

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>hick babble
>anything but disgusting

>The women over here swoon over guys from the UK
I just speak normally and American women go nuts for my accent.
It's just a bong way of speaking. I can't help it. It's how I talk. American English is about the same as bong English. Some words are different and some spellings. But it's the same language.

I'm happily married with kids. I don't want to cop off with an American lass. But I do want to. The temptation is there as my job sometimes takes me to US. I was unfaithful once with a lass from Venezuela. I told my wife and she forgave me. I think she liked my honesty. But I couldn't hide it from her. I had to spill the beans.

As a kid the adults played bourree and we played bataille.

welp mine lined right up with my ol home state of PA.

Come at me y'all

>sexy new york accent

>tfw Christian
>tfw mostly conservative

>tfw no southerner girl would go for me because [spoiler]I'm Arab[/spoiler]

NC here.

Southern accents are like the biggest turnoff. You Euros have weird ass fetishes.

How about these Scottish accents?

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>tfw didn't even realize they were speaking english until the little girl starts talking

the term youre lookin fer is yunz, take that yall shit back to your nigger ghettos

Based Cajuns make the best music.

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If you have a really nasally accent everyone just finds it fucking horrendous, including other ju yorkers. If you have a deeper stereotypical bronx accent most people like it.

Too many mafia jokes tho 2bh

Yankee propaganda after the civil war, they called it (((reconstruction)))
Whole thing was to make as much anti-southern propaganda as possible, its where the cousin fucker, school dropout, redneck memes all come from

breddy accurate

>NC
>italianiggers
checks out.

Good fuck off you goat fucker.

>you'll never have a dirty British slag authoritatively tell you to take her knickers off and giver her a shag.

why am I still alive?

>tfw Ohio

I bet the jews did this

It pegged me as broadly southern, with Jackson Mississippi, San Antonio, Texas, and Baton Rouge, Louisiana all listed

all southerners talk with you all?

iktfb

Because thats what men sound like

Good, you moorish scum.

And stay out of my lawn!

I know that pain too because southern belle will ever appear in my life

We're all brothers in loneliness;-;


But seriously though, don't come here.

There is nothing... attractive about Southern accents. MAYBE Tennessee, but not this bitch.

sound retarded.

Yeah
It really boils my blood when I'm called a Yank
The name comes from two bong aristocrats who wrote the Yankee Doodle song when they visited Italy
Makes no sense

how come this looks like a setup for an amateur porn

I second this. Lived in Georgia and South Carolina. Most were trash. South Carolina was leagues better. To think that 90 miles made all the difference.

Back to the north cuck

>its where the cousin fucker, school dropout, redneck memes all come from
It is.

from lake charles here, and yes