/bg/ Brazil general thread ???

/bg/ Brazil general thread ???
Let's debate.
HUEHUEHUE

>live in the South
>white
>wealthy

Shitty country but I'm pretty comfy desu.

post bunda

kk eae men nao tem como

Being a cop in Brazil must suck.

debater o caralho, aqui é só hue porra

HEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEU
Bora falar portugues porra.

Fuck you, shitskin.
Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Silva.
Crawl back in to the jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never create any tread again, coon.
Fuck you.

This map here is better.
Hue

hue

What fucking country is this flag from?

>white
I'm sure

elect this guy

Quiltland

Learn from him

Pierced nipples

>belarus
vai se fuder porra, não era relevante nem na união soviética

Meus macaquinhos lindos. ^_^
Adoro-vos.

this website is for 18+

also

n rouba nem faz

Belarus

>vou eleger esse cara, ele rouba mas faz
Negro sem cultura.

>Tyrone LeShawn

We need this guy, brazil is actually a banana republic.
But to make this for real, we need meme magic.

Volta pra beira do sado.

You want us to flock to your shit puddle and turn it into a shithole, isn't it

ONLY if Doria doesn't run.

Christ my dick

>motherfucker empire
>shit republic
>motherfucker Vargas
>shit republic
>motherfucker military regime
>shit republic

Chances are I'm probably whiter than you, according to those "white" Americans from HWNDU streams.

Where did you find this picture of me

Is this a cia slide thread

Will Jair Bolsonaro (sp?) make Brazil Great?

Também lhe amo pai.
Benção.

The south is overrated and i would rather live with northerns than Gaúchos.
Nothing wrong with Paraná and Santa Catarina tho, you guys are cool just please stop with the attitude.

Meus deus seu braço é um pernil.

HUE, is Belarus even a real country?

>checks google maps

HUE, that is literally Russian clay. Could you be any less relevant?

Que passa? Quando há eleições?

Ele tava memeando camarsdimha

>sp
RJ
Maybe, probably not, he's the best option unless happens.

nigger monkey moni plox hue br samba bunda pelé

thicc

2018, this time we actually have a good guy running.

Jesus mate, your arm looks fucked up.
I would like a timestamp tho, you're ugly but you're white.

solid

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehueheuheueheueheuehuehe

Bring ROTA to street again.

if you are natural i'm impressed.

>Live in the capitol
>HDI higher than switzerland
Thank god for income inequality, my fellow huelanders

I can't believe we've made it this far into a Brazil thread without it devolving into softcore porn or ass posting. Are the monkeys evolving?

Voces nao honram a memoria da familia real portuguesa. S A D H U 3

Eta porra so tem malufista nesse trem.

>can't believe we've made it this far into a Brazil thread without it devolving into softcore porn or ass posting. Are the monkeys evolving?
yes while you burgers are fucking devolving.

Quick rundown on brazil:
>trumps bow down to Brazil
>in contact with lost tribes
>rumoured to possess inbred abilities
>control south america with an iron but fair fist
>own jungles and slums all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient king louie blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Uranus (Favelagrad will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Venus as their own personal planet
>destroyed basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first diseased babies will be Zika Babies
>every citizen said to have 40+ IQ
>ancient chinese scriptures tell of two monkeys who journeyed to the west; one ended up in south america
>This is the brazilian
>They own Zika R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Zika inside you right now
>Every child has the bite of the Brazilian wandering spider at birth
>Brazil is in regular communication with Judas and Mohammed, forwarding the word of baal to the Amazonian Church
>Discovered flight
>They learned coherent sentences in under a year
>Zahi Hawass allows them full access to the toilet within the pyramids
>Nation states entrust their banana hordes with the twins. There's no Tesco Warehouse, only Brazil Warehouse
>The country is 195 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, they are timeless beings who have existed since the first mammals evolved into primates
>They have been able to access the toilet since birth, but choose not to
>Brazil will guide south america into a new age of crime, transexuality, and poverty

We're not the ones who post porn tho.
Horny gringos do it.
We dindu nuffin.

Also i know you're baiting for ass, fuck you desu.

Eles tampouco, hue.

3D women are disgusting

Although I'd love for him to be elected, I don't think it's gonna happen. The memes are already against him, our government has been financing anti-bolsonaro propaganda for a while now, and many people are falling for it.

We'd need more meme power than Trump got, and I don't think that's possible

I love Brazil,they are a wildlife sanctuary reserve for niggers
A jungle of chaos and drug fueled violence

He's into guns it seems.

He is an army captain.

>He's into guns it seems.
He is the only hope Brazil has of saving itself in the next election.

My god, if they ellect another fucking communist I swear to god im leaving this shithole!

Yeah, he wants to give weapons back to the population so we can defend ourselves agains't bandits.

I hate these threads because they're always the same.

>attwhore monkey starts a thread about literally nothing relevant
>other monkey comes here and start speaking in portuguese in an english board
>"south brazil is whiiiiiite"
>"hur fuck commies, hurr bolsonaro"
>other countries post some liveleak stuff

Meh, brazilian ip's shpuld be banned from this website.

>tfw no qt Cangaço gf

As if you niggers are any better.

Como está o clima no sul, Gaucho?

>Bandits
WHAT?

We are,much better actually

>tfw no qt Cangaço gf
Race mixing is wrong, don't do it please!

Good for you. Just wondering, is he wins, do you happen to need bread makers?
Unfortunatly you are as corrupt as us, and Angola is coming the same way, if we keep up Guiné is what awaits us.

Vai estudar, Pumão, caralho. Física 3 não vai se passar sozinha.

Olá anons.
Só por curiosidade, eu faço parte de uma pequena gangue ultra nacionalista que caça bandidos.
Temos nos mantido fora de atividades criminosas, mas eu tenho procurado formas de aumentar nossa influência para que nos tornemos um verdadeiro movimento que pode ajudar nossa cidade e talvez se espalhar pelo estado.
Como posso levar a gangue nessa direção sem me meter no crime? Ou não tem outra forma?

Your governament is corrupt, not you*

I think Brazilians make substantial contributions to this board, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Please no ban.

This guy is probably a carioca who thinks he's white

>Argentino.
>White, chose one.

Get a job.

Com vai o brado?

I choose
>both

>razilian ip's shpuld be banned from this website.

Only the Brazilian user/proxy that posts kuruminha threads

For example, give a quick rundown about the protests that I see g1 globo com .

no white man rolls up their fucking jean shorts

>ultra nacionalista
kkkkk

I'm studying to become a doctor, thank you very much.
Perdão anão, não entendi.

>Good for you. Just wondering, is he wins, do you happen to need bread makers?
Sure, come open a bakery here, you will sell a lot, it is one of the easiest businesses you could open.

You probrably have a few euros stored, those are worth a LOT right now due to our money being in the shitter due to high inflation, if you hurry and invest in one now you could spend 25% of what you normally would!

You would probrably want to avoid the major cities though, find a nice city in the rural areas of the south or south east and you can live quite confortably here.

(((someone))) is trying to jumpstart a full strike on the whole nation

Thing is, no one gives a fuck and literally nothing is happening. Days are following as usual, I haven't seen a single protester, and that's because I spend most of my days on a socialist hotspot (aka my uni)

8ch.ner/brado/

What exactly do you do, given you don't do anything illegal?

Vivemos num mundo de esquerda, e como Hércules matou o leão tens que matar o monstro sufocando.
Lê o conceito de desobediência civil de Martin Luther King, Gandhi e Mandela para perceber como submeteram aquilo que nos é sagrado.
Por outro lado lê a marcha de Mussolini sobre Roma e a tentativa de réplica de Hitler.

Podes aplicar a clínicas de aborto, bloqueio de vielas prostituição, fazer ruído contra as máfias no governo...

Mussoline, Hitler? Aqui é Plinio Salgado e Vargas.

BRAZIL NEXT SUPERP POWER

YOU JUST WAIT, AMERIFATS

WE ARE COMING

WE HAVE DEVELOPED THE BANANA FISSION TECHNOLOGY

DAY OF THE DIET SOON

Fuck this, we have a Uranium centrifuge working for 15 years in USP.

We do patrols, have gatherings and if needed hurt people.
I've never killed anyone but some of us have.
Some cops are in with us so we don't usually get in trouble, but when we do we stay loyal to each other.
We of course do illegal stuff, but we don't hurt people that don't deserve it and we don't deal with drugs/weapons or any of that shit.

Obrigado pelas recomendações pai.
A gangue é contra toda esta porra, mas não fazemos muito barulho contra isso por que nosso foco é ajudar a polícia e manter as ruas livres.
Talvez seja um bom modo de chamar atenção e conquistar simpatizantes...

Good to known Brasil is open to us, you and Macau are the only places that makes us proud.

all right, here's a quick rundown of what you should do:
>Start dealing drugs to commies
win-win, they kill themselves while also financing their own death
>recruit a bit more agressively
You will need numbers to actually make an impact
>stop posting about it on the internet
Obvious, this might get you caught
>If you live in the Capitol, recruit me
I always wanted to shoot a commie

Someone agree with the ideologies of Eneas ?

I do
He was too good for us, desu

E cá Salazar e Marques de pombal.

Mas a marcha de Mussolini sobre Roma foi algo demais.

Everyone here agree.

same here, tchê

We won't do drugs, we're anti degeneracy.
We've been careful with recruiting but recently we have gained a lot of members.
Nobody cares enough to arrest us.
I live in RJ.

>If you live in the Capitol, recruit me
>I always wanted to shoot a commie
Same here.

who gives a shit about degeneracy, if you're dealing drugs to your enemies